Hey there Sup Forums. I can do a pretty convincing Rick and Morty impression...

Hey there Sup Forums. I can do a pretty convincing Rick and Morty impression. Give me some things to say and I'll record them for you

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OP is a massive faggot.

"My show is exclusivey made for reddit neckbeards XDDDD"

I need you Morty to go on a website and post as anonymous it's important

"Vaccines cause autism, and that explaines a lot about you, Morty."

"On the internet, no one will know what a massive faggot you are."

Hey morty, bush did 9/11, it's important morty!

"R-rick why do these girls have penises?"

aww jeez rick, I don't feel too good about sucking this nigger's cock. w-what if I get hooked on it and I just spend the rest of my life on my knees chugging on black cock and swallowing millions of their unborn children?

brrp Shut up Morty; look I need you to g-get on your dumb bbrp knees and get sucking. The more of them we can get to fuck your tiny little mouth and cum down your bbrp throat the more we lower the proportion of interracial relationships. Get it Morty? Y-you're the only hope for the white race you little shit.

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My rick is weaker than my morty. I'm gonna respond as fast as I can

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zankoku na tenshi no you ni
shounen yo shinwa ni nare!

OP confirmed a magnificent faggot

It's them jews, Morty. They spread the degeneracy everywere.

"Op is *belch* faggot"
"i-i-i don't think you can say that rick, i mean its not really an politically correct."
"shut up you little faggot"

I'm working on my latest invention. The solar powered flashlight, Morty. See, it's funny because you'd only need a flashlight in the dark but it needs light to work.

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Probably gonna hit some post time limits

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Morty: Rick...? Wha....what are you doing?

Rick: Shut up *belch* Morty. This is for *belch* your own good. Don't be so uptight.

Morty: But I'm a virgin!

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pretty good

Y-you lemon stealing whore!

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Im piccl rick!

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fucking normies get off of my stream reeeeeeee

WOOOW Thats amazing!
would you said "Clau Mares you are awesome!" is for a friend she is a big fan, thank you

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Can't do the burp

I'm properly impressed OP

"What the fuck, Rick? You can't just go around using people like that. We are human beings supposed to be looking out for each other! Now get a fucking grip and stop posting dad's nudes of mom on that stupid imageboard. That's your daughter you fucking moron!"

>Rick and Morty

Fuck that show and fuck these stupid ass Rick and Morty threads.

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Why?

So you're half decent at copying something, now try being original.

Two bombs wasnt enough

The DNC killed Seth Rich

in morty voice say "Dr. Greg shut your stupid danish ass up lanky boy"

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Nice try Roiland, you fucking hack

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Ush, I can't handle your massive G11 kraut space penis

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perfection!

kevin and david why do you like this show so much and why do you go to CP?

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Literally wrote down the thing I thought you'd be least likely to do. Well played, OP.

"Aww jeez Rick I can't stop thinking about how I'm g-gonna die one day and a hundred years from now none of this is gonna matter."

"That's the fucking thing Morty! That's what makes life so god damn beautiful! The very insignificance and finitude of every moment is what drives us to create and explore and defy the dumbass of a non-existent God that curse us with this laughably tiny lifespan. Every day is a middle finger to the universe."

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

this is a shitty intro for permanently pregnant dont forget to subscribe

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Yes

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Why does Sup Forums hate Rick and Morty?
Use actual arguments that don't involve "because Reddit likes it" or your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply.

thank you

Morty: y..y..you know that Stefan guy? Rick: yep hes a real tripper Morty to the moon Morty, all the time.

reeeeeeeeeee

Won't risk it

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I guessed on the pronunciation and didn't know who you wanted to say it

"Communism is the only way forward for humanity, m-Morty, Ive seen whole worlds that run butter than the United States because they live in communes!"

thats pretty solid

Rick: When you make peaceful revolution impossible, you make violent revolution inevitable. JFK said that, Morty. And you know what? They gang-raped his corpse and the CIA masturbates to the tape every Christmas.

Morty: GET THE GUN!

This OP, do this one

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Fuck you

FUCKING KEK

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ohhh is her name we are from México, so yeah the pronunciation is weird but I truly appreciated, thanks a lot :)

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I think my voice is getting hoarse from the Rick. I'll do what I can. Also I'm getting these captchas where I have to listen. gay shit.

I have an excellent ear for music and just sounds in general. I am not unconvinced we are in the presence of Justin Roiland.

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10/10 this one came out pretty good

Can you hear the sounds.....of all the fucks we don't give?

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Morty! I've decided that Islam is the way!

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Is that an Adolf Hitler quote?

No but if Rickfag wants to say the 14 words I'd love him for it

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"Shut up swordbro, nobody likes you"

OP PLEASE DELIVER ON THIS ONE

Hey morty you see everything is nothing you little piece of shit. I could kill you and go pick you up again with one click of my portal gun. Your not fucking special morty

Already did it

he already did you idiot

How's the computer going there?

I thought you told me it was a phoenix bird.

Dammit, I feel betrayed.

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"dan, whats the best way to dance with a chick in the club?"

"the trick is to go for the marshmallows instead of humans"

He already did.

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10/10 my dude

That was awesome.

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To the OP, I love you.

I am loving your work!

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I don't know why but that was a tongue twister

You can just say neckbeards, will cover Sup Forums as well.

Beautiful.

Yo they are all pretty lit dude how you do it ? You into voice acting?

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do you guys like my rick impression? i think it's better than op's

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I just got this brand new speeder, made it entirely out of legs.
Don't ask me how I got it to work, just know that I am amazing and better than you.

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I had fun with it
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