You wont believe this Sup Forums but i actually managed to lose my virginity to a cat ear wearing loli, (no peedo as i was a kid too) here's the story
>Thirteen at the time >Having trouble with bullies at school >Even the teachers take the piss out of me >Gimmeabreak.png >Anyway show up late for class one day >Maths teacher rips me infront of whole class >Everybody thinks i'm a weaboo spaz >Ytho.mov >Only one girl is nice to me (call her lucy) >Uber bully decides to hit me and scream at me in class >Just take it like a bitch >Under her breath lucy says to me >Screw them user i know youre a good guy >Totally in love with her at this point >Lucy tells class bully shit his pants at primary school >Obvious lie but it works >Some time passes, me and lucy start dating >Time passes about a month or so >I show her some anime she says the cat ears are cute and wants to wear them while we bang >Totally awesome until i read the first letter of every line and realize ive been tricked
Jack Jenkins
what game?
David Thompson
this isn't even good, first thing i did was read the last line. Not believable at all, 0/10.
Leo Jackson
>not knowing the game
why would you read the last line first?
Camden Moore
Let me rephrase: I read the first line, thought it sounded fake, and then skipped to the last line to see if it was some sort of meme. It was.
Isaiah Nelson
damn, you bamboozled my bamboozle well played user, well played...
Christian White
Good job! I also lost my virginity at thirteen. To a dog-ear wearing twink.
Then everyone stood up and clapped.
Cameron Bailey
I lost my butt virginity at thirteen, too!
Levi Smith
does nobody play the game anymore!?
Austin Bell
I don't know anything about a game.
Ian Ramirez
who cares they lost anyway
Lincoln Collins
true user, true enough, stupid newfags and their not playing a dumb game from 2008
Brayden Butler
OP, fuck these faggots. I laughed.
Adrian Gonzalez
Old Sup Forums is long, long since dead. I don't even know why I still bother to check in here from time to time anymore.
Austin Rodriguez
fake fake fake fake faaaaake fake fake fake fake ffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafake fuccccccccking fake as shit you fucking nigger
Levi Bennett
it's been about 3 years since i last even came on here, it has changed a lot see below stuck here forever my ass
Lucas Butler
>I show her some anime she says the cat ears are cute and wants to wear them while we bang
10/10 100% believable
Kevin Ortiz
Yeah. I check in probably about once or twice a year at this point and am immensely saddened by what it's become every time. I should stop doing that.
Ian Sanders
If you are a lonely weeaboo, just admit it. It's normal here, but if you decide to make a fake story just dont do it so unbelievably.
