How do I look guys?

How do I look guys?

You better be making 6 digits mate

Round

OOF

Like you had a rough day in Charlottesville...

In calories?

like a fucking pile of shit

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M0ar!!!!

my cock

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save some pussy for the rest of us big guy

>this is the first time OP has seen his dick in years

OP, I'm literally a prostitute and your picture is making want to kill myself. It doesn't matter how much cash you have, either. You're that ugly.

Kill yourself and stream it plz

Tired. Slow down there, buddy.

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You might have a chance if you become gay, OP.
There's gay guys that're into your body type.

Source: Me, a fag

i like your tiny pee-pee
would suck

It's a girl cock. Its not gay to suck a tiny girl cock.

Fat.

You look fat.

nigga what the fuck
how fat are you?

If I could draw French girls, I'd draw you like one, OP

pregnant

Can I smoosh your belly while I ride your cock? I have a belly fetish, makes me diamonds

bruh do you own a ballsack?

ray. I know youre fighting with marc. this is overkill tho

Like a pale,disgusting, morbidly obese neckbeard virgin.

R8 me

relatable except my dick is bigger and I used to work out. 4/10 + 2 because i see myself and feel bad

Your face doesn't suit your body.
Either grow facial hair or lose weight

i like your tits

go on keto. youd loose like 30 pounds if you kept at it. or you could grow a beard

Like your losing extra cock length with that gut of your's

XD

I think your ready to pass in front of the moon any day now.

>I think your ready to pass in front of the moon any day now.

* I mean the sun

no. that's nice of you to say. but no.

perfect

awful

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