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Secretly elite players
John King
Daniel Walker
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Nicholas Cruz
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John Carter
>höwedes
no
James Turner
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Joseph Gray
top 3 striker in the world
Ryder Mitchell
what is he elite at, exactly?
Logan Butler
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Jayden Russell
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Ayden Cooper
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Caleb Cruz
Sup Forums is for sports bro
Jordan Sanchez
Not necessarily a secret but Miranda doesn't get enough respect
Cameron Scott
>Secretly elite
he fucking hides it well
Levi Lee
Benedikt Höwedes, known as the complete defender (can play in every defensive position).
Leo Rogers
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Dominic Jenkins
>secretly elite
>plays for one of the biggest clubs on the planet
pick one
Hunter Young
>secretly
If you still don't know who this guy is after his banger against Napoli...
Brody Diaz
>secretly
He is the new twitter hipsters favourite player.
He's still good. How he managed to leave Brazil a fairly unremarkable player to be such a key player at RM is pretty mad.
Eli Hall
prove me wrong
Julian Carter
most fuckers still underrate him and think he's a system baby. Madrid looks noticeably worse without him. He's Kante level but most people laugh at the suggestion.
Ian Ramirez
He's not Kante level yet lad, give him a bit of time. Kante has been top class for 18 months, Casemiro has had less than a year.
Grayson Peterson
>secretely
lamo
Benjamin Rivera
What about Azpilicueta?
Nicholas White
>less than a year
he started playing well under the first months of the Benitez reign, so it's more than less than a year
Ian Morgan
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Christopher Martinez
he's plainly elite, not secretly. so you're wrong.
Cameron Ortiz
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Andrew Garcia
>plainly elite
no he wasnt lad, nobody gave him the credit he deserved
Ryder Anderson
Özil is a bit too secretive about his talent.
Joshua Clark
You still don't know him, but you will. Even Pornhub recognizes his elite status
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This. He literally gave them Champions League last year alone, but still doesn't get the respect he deserves
Nathan Hernandez
>bombs internally
Jack Morris
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Ryder Murphy
Casemiro played for Brazil against Colombia. He made James invisible (and James is quite good for them).
Thomas Bailey
Most of you lads won't know him.
Al-Soma and Omar Khribin. Quality lads, don't get popularity cause of the leagues they're stuck in. They'd be world class in Europe.
Jack Phillips
we get it, you like porto
Bentley Miller
sssssuuuuuurrrreeeeee
Josiah Richardson
>Ruben Neves was supposed to be a starter since 2 seasons ago
>still isn't
>still incoherently praise him
And of course you're clueless about Jardel since the only football you watch is Porto, one or another CL match, and highlights.
Aaron Johnson
>Comparing Kanté to top-league player
Owen Thomas
One of the most underestimated player IMO.
Joseph Brooks
He needs to move from Lyon or make a big wave in the Euro or WC before he gets serious attention.
Brody Martinez
until he leaves this feeder club and actually does something, no.
Gabriel Brown
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James James
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Jack Nelson
Last time he was relecant he was dreadful
Matthew Price
deep cover operatives
Julian Lewis
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Ian Bennett
ding ding ding
Asher Reed
he's messi's idol
Dylan Martin
>Pebbles
>Elite
Mason Hughes
They'd be midtable without him and he'd probably be starting at any of the top 3
Kevin Young
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Easton Reed
what would happen if someone pissed on mecca
Benjamin Campbell
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Dylan Hernandez
Same thing that happened when that guy put his filthy shoe on the kabaa (one of the most offensive things someone could possibly do in arabic culture), pretend muslims are a unified group of perfectly pious people, and not a billion pissed off poor people that are under the thumb of their imam.
Islam is a century away from a collapse worse than christianity in the west
Dylan Wilson
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Dominic Sanders
what happened to the guy
if a baby happened to projectile vomit right on the granite slab of mecca, would the baby die
Logan Adams
nothing, at all, happened to him. Because muslims, even the hardcore ones that go on pilgrimage, are just as hypocritical as evangelists are.
ISIS is literally the muslim worlds version of the beta uprising of the permavirgin cant get laids.
Ethan Jenkins
what would happen if mecca got bombed
Charles Nelson
>if a baby happened to projectile vomit right on the granite slab of mecca, would the baby die
I don't know, Muhammad, but he would probably get alluhakbar'd
Daniel Howard
Crossing
Anyway, Mertens and Dybala are elite. Handanovic is also a top 5 goalkeeper but he plays in Italy so FIFAbabbys don't care
Henry Wood
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Julian Gomez
A global pledge to rebuild it probably including the catholic church and all christian denominations because in the real world 95% of people dont wake up in the morning trying to precipitate a religious/race war.
Evan Perry
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Blake Hall
Zielu. His passes are beckham tier and he is cuter and better.
Juan Jackson
running like a headless chicken and smashing the ball into the opposing fullback's balls
Isaac Robinson
poor man's Gabi
Daniel Wright
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
> Celtic
> Anyone from rainy La Liga
Hudson Ortiz
easily top ten gks worldwide, best gk in ligue 1
Jordan Jenkins
Don't forget the women hating western permavirgins who convert and go on adventure, plenty of those around as well.
Brandon Perez
Obviously not now but few years back