Be a teenager when TBBT starts to air

>be a teenager when TBBT starts to air
>have good hopes about the future
>fast forward 2016

>sheldon has lost his virginity before you

H-how do you deal with this ?

He finally fucked someone? What storyline is left for them to use now?

>What storyline is left for them to use now
Howard is having a baby

b-bump

your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this post.
I mean that part started really well, but as time went on it really started to define his character into what he is now.

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>hasn't lost his virgin

Maybe YOU should get back to plebbit

You get out of the house and realize he has been getting his ass pounded since the 90's. The show is ded.

how do you not bang whores in high school and college?

I probably had better ap and sat scores than all of you and I was banging whores at 15. our valedictorian was banging whores in hs. everyone in ap classes was banging everyone else. and in college girls would just bang me.

how fucking nerdy can you be to never had sex?

oh fuck off that was really mean

I miss the years 00-06, probably the most fun years imaginable because normalfags hadn't ruined internet culture and everything else with their diseased touch. Personally, I blame autism acceptance, gave everyone to self diagnose themselves with some sort of disorder to get into a competition of who's the most special snowflake.

I've been here since 2007. Probably a lot more than most of you.

I can tell you this place is just as shit as it was. More SJW stuff sure, but still full of losers.

y-yeah

>tfw lost my virginity when I was 10

Gay doesn't count.

le he's smarter than everyone else

>*audience laughs*

Raj killing himself.

stop with these fucking memes already im gonna kill myself

It hurt my feelings too.

Former beta fag here, I believe I can explain. Nerdy got nothing to do with it. It's just lack of confidence/bad social skills/not being in good shape. Once you make yourself crawl out of your shell, lift some weights and explore the world a bit everything usually falls in place.

Tl;dr you gotta earn the puss

Oh, I get it, the big bang mentioned in the song is when Raj Alla Ackbars a place because he is sexually repressed.

Bullshit or storytime

You do realize he enjoys receiving cocks in his anus don't you?

>it's a Big Bang thread

Time to post this qt

>I probably had better ap and sat scores than all of you
TRIGGERED desu

I wanna see the final season as the show was all just Leonard's dream. Sheldon never existed. Penny lives across the room but he's too scared to go talk to her. Raj and Howard do exist but they're as losers as Leonard.

Who cares its not like Sheldon should be getting chances to pound that P anyway

Why is Leonard the leader of the group when Sheldon is clearly the Alpha male?

i swear to god dats going to happen

In hs I was bullied and beat up, and I never went to college. If I go out to drink which is almost daily, no one approaches me.
We can't all be born with good genes.

I care because in real life he spreads AIDS. Yuck.

hes a troll ignore him

To be fair, he is also older than me (he is in his late 20s I believe?), so...

>tfw you're family says you are like the ppl on this show
>tfw it may or may not be an insult

No one will ever approach you, user. It's all a matter of confidence. If you're not, women won't care about you.

He's like 40

lmao tf i know

>you're
>compared to scientists and engineers
>insult

(you)

They won't approach if you're confident either.

I am talking about the character, not the actor.

You're right. But if you're confident you can have the balls to go talk to them.

thank you immunity cat
bless me pls

It's a backhanded insult.

Yeah my bad

I was thinking something along those lines could be cool but I would love a Roseanne level ending where Leonard's friends actually died in Antarctica in Season 2 IIRC and the only way he could survive is to spend his last moments making sure his friends all had happy lives in this novel he wrote to pass the time.

fuc

Sheldon was like 30 when it happened.
Are you seriously upset that a 30 year old finally lost his virginity?

Sheldon is 30 in the show?
Also why do people even relate to these characters? They are supposed to be geniuses, not just nerds who like star wars and shit like you

I'm 22. It's really fucking bad to be 22 V out there.

I think Leonard waking up as David would be a good ending

checked for lovely immunitycat

Because the average viewer thinks highly of themselves. They also feel a connection like tv shows/videogames have any relation to the fact these people are academics. It's as fallacious as people wearing glasses are regarded as smart.

same here but I hang out with people that I met after being 21 so if they need to know I will just lie and say I had sex with some random girl once. I'll bullshit my past to people who don't know.

sad. real sad u have to lie

Just get a hooker if it matters that much to you.

At this point I'm honestly thinking about getting an escort to do the deed. Only problem is I know I will feel like shit after.

It's not about the sex senpai. It's about no woman having found you attractive enough to want sex.

why? who cares?
Why would I want a hooker? Being a virgin doesn't matter to me, I never said it did. What would matter is telling people I'm a virgin. And telling people I had sex with a hooker is not cool. Also I wouldn't pay for sex.

>really
Bitch

Being virgin past 20 is not normal nor psychologically healthy

Raj and his DESIGNATED

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All my friends get regularly approached by women.

You are saying I need to get a hooker to cure myself psychologically?

Do you smile at women? Do you look at them? Or do you just wait with a sad expression for a woman to fancy you?

no but normal hookups

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>Be me
>Black
>Too black for non-black girls
>Too "white" for black girls
>Virgin forever

Literally why? It's literally(and I don't mean this ironically) for me to get female attention.

What the hell are you still doing here 10 years later than you fucking faggot ?


go back to bleddit now, we don't buy ur shit

this is not true at all

I don't want casual sex. I've rejected casual sex with strangers at a party twice. But if I'm asked about being a virgin I'm gonna pretend I didn't.

you may want to go to doc. dats not normal m80

>Black

There's your answer

tough break Urkel guess you'll have to revive the old family traditions and just break into some girl's apartment

Sorry that I'm not a normie like you. You can go watch Stranger Things now.

Here

Joke's on you I don't even watch TV.

Again because I got the number of the beast

Nice

I dont believe you

who hurt you today user

It's true. Non-Thuggish Black men are have it the hardest in the dating world.

Which is why I don't understand why so many pasty whitebois have trouble getting laid. Bitches will LITERALLY fuck you because you're white.

I hate you

bazinga

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> Bitches will LITERALLY fuck you because you're white.


LOL as if.

>What are Asian women?

>what are Black women

I'm pretty sure Asian women have really high confidence by now after they realize white guys are so after them.

>look I'm lying on the intrnet

Nah. There is a reason why so many white men consider Asian women to be easy. I've always said Asian woman are more attracted to white skin than the actual man. Seriously I've seen neckbeard-tier white dudes with an Asian girl and all he needed was his pasty skin.

>tfw born in zim
>mfw every time someone i see the ZIMBABWE meme

eugh

>being part of the shit influx
>admitting to it

atata

Say thanks you are living in USA and not in Africa, digging diamonds in the desert.

Fuck that. Leonard/Sheldon from an alternate reality appear tell them that if they ditched the girls they could achieve this and more also. They pick the girls.

Dumb fucking nigger.