Because there is no way I can be the only one stuck watching this cancerous shit
OFFICIAL NBA CELEBRITY ALL-STAR/RISING STARS GAME THREAD
Angel Cruz
Lucas Robinson
Master P is fat as fuck
Jonathan Sanchez
I'm not watching after only recognizing 1-2 people.
Elijah Stewart
fat joe is fat
dead crowd is dead
technical difficulties already
just superdome my shit up senpais
Logan Miller
Keen as fuck for some White Chocolate
Luis Richardson
Is this actually live?
Connor Bennett
>no David ross or David ortiz
One job
Samuel Reyes
ESPN is trash NO is lame, it woulda been in Charlotte but HB2 killed that lol.
Aiden Morris
i can't believe Kyrie is a fucking flat-earther. He actually seems pretty smart for an athlete
Colton Ross
kyrie is a flat earth nigga!? lol holy shit.
Jace Harris
buddy you're old as fuck lol. literally all of them are stars except the chinks
Benjamin Brown
> Move the all-star game because of a bathroom bill.
> Moved to a sanctuary city.
K
Josiah Young
Nathan Young
Wow everybody is a great time with your phone is not a problem with my shitty ass Mavs a few weeks and then delete this is the best
Cooper Foster
Kyrie smdh, this nigga here man.
Josiah Anderson
what the fuck just happened
William Barnes
Lmao who are these people?
Colton Kelly
baron davis looking fatter than ever
Jaxon Perry
lmao at this guy
Caleb Flores
The best players in the WNBA are literally on par with fat old white peopl
Brandon Cox
God hand is coming
Aaron Collins
veteran move lol.
Christian Wood
cuban looking mad af
Henry Lee
>lil romeo ballhogging and bricking everything
amazing
Jordan Gutierrez
is that against the rules?
Nathaniel Martinez
man i could probably shoot better than these fools
plus i dont recognize any of these guys
Lucas Kelly
If only his music was ever this good...
Luke Morales
>wnba player misses layup
>female commentor goes "there must be something wrong with the nets"
top kek
has to wait til it hits the rim I think
Asher Johnson
yes the ball didn't touch rim and he left the line.
>refball
Asher Taylor
>Celebrities
Matthew Cooper
yes but it's literally the single exciting thing to happen so far so who cares
Logan Flores
>U-r-gay
Brayden Cruz
He was born too soon. He would have been a star in this era of r&b rap and autotune. He and bow wow really missed the boat
Isaac Campbell
...
Ayden Wright
>MASTER P
Colton Mitchell
>master p
fat as shit and slow. Literally only playing because he's tall
Robert Ramirez
top kek
Carson Cox
>master p
>romeo
>no limit
Caleb White
>all this cherry picking
Jeremiah Ortiz
SNEAKY
OLD
MAN
GAME
Gabriel Reed
Celebrity game is nothing without Kevin hart
James Bailey
Wait, if it touchs the rim it would be legal? That's stupid
They need to make a law having somehting like, if you throw it you can't get the rebound (something similar happens in other sports, like soccer). If you are losing by 2 and have only 1 free throw left and a couple seconds you should aim to do that play, which is quite shitty
Dylan Wright
Jemele Hill is truly a hideous nigger.
Xavier Powell
u mean arne duncan
Andrew Gonzalez
I'm afraid you're right, Sir..
Lincoln King
...
Landon Ward
she's no Black Debbie, that's for sure
Andrew Adams
Why does this game even exist? Who enjoys this? And why am I watching it?
Bentley Hall
um......
Oliver Peterson
Jemele is a nasty woman
Owen Nguyen
better then the end of the regular season?
can any of these layman dunk the ball?
Nolan Parker
Woah woah woah why is she "black" Debbie?
Nathaniel Moore
Romeo about to put the team on his back.
Jace Thompson
Chris Wu the gawd!
Michael Russell
No, not in a bad way.. it's to tell them apart because she's .. black..
>blackblackblackblackblack
listening to danger doom -_-
>purple numba two
Evan Sanchez
Oscar is too old
Elijah Cook
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
Brandon Stewart
Just tuning in
Any lineups available?
Levi Cooper
Who /basedWin/ here
Charles Price
Google it you lazy piece of shit
Eli Reed
that little kid literally looks like a monkey
Xavier Campbell
This has changed how I look at him, seriously. I'm really disappointed at his sheer idiocy.
Michael Lopez
Fuck Kris Wu he's a traitor.
Alexander Bailey
that chick from 2K is fine as hell
Levi Perry
Please tell me this is the 2nd half, not quarter.
Levi Phillips
>when you have Ph.D's in five scientific disciplines
EAST SIDE BEATING THAT WEST PUSSY UP!!!!!
Kayden Rodriguez
Cherrypicking
Angel Butler
Who the fuck is Brandon Armstrong?
Lucas Gonzalez
>block old man who can't jump
>scream
Leo Nelson
>no fun allowed
Isaiah Kelly
west has no D
Ayden Thomas
Holy shit that was actually really cool
Jaxson Reyes
>throw ball inside to tall guy
>easy bucket
William Rodriguez
There's a Bowling Tournament after this??????
Brody Gray
Jason Williams should stop fooling around and destroy these dudes. White Chocolate!
Aaron Gray
Anyone else just hate New Orleans and their fucking Mardi Gras colors for literally anything associated with the city?
Matthew Clark
en.wikipedia.org
A literal who
Alexander Jackson
>when lil romeo is PG he just ballhogs and bricks everything inside
>when baron davis is PG he just bricks a bunch of random deep threes
being on the west must suck
Elijah Harris
I can tell y'all have no social life.
Joshua Williams
WIN BUTLER BULLYBALL EXHIBITION
Isaiah Howard
it's look s like the West went in fresh and the East actually practiced a bit
not even any memes
bowling should be fun
Sebastian Wright
Who you got for Rising Stars MVP? I got Jokic getting a triple-double
Zachary Davis
his team is already up 20
Andrew Russell
>literally who celebrities
>actual WNBA players
lel
Ian Ross
Win Butler the best part since Kevin Midget retired
Jeremiah Roberts
Booker desu
Elijah Walker
Porzingod
Dylan Perez
en.wikipedia.org
Oscar>LeMeme
Luke Watson
Anyone see that blonde with big tits sitting in one of the front rows? Who is she??
William Perry
What???
Elijah Campbell
>>/mars/
Hudson Morgan
he's the guy who got famous doing nba player impressions
Logan Brown
Rachel Demita needs to go back in. She's hot and can actually play
Caleb Morgan
sauce?
Jordan Watson
remember when we used to get REAL celebrities like justin beiber, jay-z and nick cannon?
Ryan Ross
4 points 1 assist on 1/2 shooting
MVP
Brandon Cox
Jason Morgan
>they should call you milk chocolate
>cause you washed
my sides lolol
William Ramirez
Oscar did 42000 points along your career
Gavin Russell
She's got my vote