Hey Sam, do you wanna go to the park today?
Hey Sam, do you wanna go to the park today?
Xavier Peterson
Hudson Scott
I don't want to ruin it with my bad attitude
Carter Carter
do you think I'll ruin it?
Brayden Davis
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
William Flores
Welcome to Hell.
Aiden Brooks
WELCOME TO HELL
Christopher Smith
Fuck man, I wanna rape this guy. I wanna fucking RAPE this guy.
Blake White
Ane.
Josiah Howard
Hee-ey uh, Panera Bread? What's this like, what's that like Robert Panero?
Caleb Foster
I do, yeah.
Jonathan Perez
BRING ME THE BAT
James Diaz
That art degree really paid off.
Thomas Myers
yeeeee boiii
Carson Sanders
fucking took the anus bro
Robert Adams
WELCOME TO
H E L L
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Grayson Cook
Look up top ANE investors.
Liam Cook
Those dubs looks good, where did you get them?
Jacob Parker
At R O S S.
Grayson Young
You got them at ross? ross ROSS r o s s R O S S ROSS ross!
Sebastian Moore
I wasn't expecting MDE to give me a big ol' feelarino
Jaxson Barnes
...
Dominic Cook
You got illegals coming in they don't know how to use toilet paper. I gotta say it's looking pretty bad right now for whites.
Adam Nelson
What the fuck did I just watch?
Logan Myers
Hey asshole
William Russell
real love
Isaiah Richardson
Something about this faggots face makes me want to punch children
Carson Nelson
>nu-comedy for the nu-male
Brody Barnes
>tfw I found out this was the censor song
>tfw I liked it more than the original
The original song BTW
youtube.com
Jaxon Moore
...
Jack Johnson
What kinna kino u want?
Gavin Nguyen
-T. Nu-male
Levi Scott
holy shit stop reposting this literally every day you autistic fuck. youre the only one in the world that cares enough to post this garbage
Blake Baker
Ryan Martin
Just nu-male my shit up
Nathan Harris
COP KILLER
OOOOO
LETS KILL THE COPS TONIGHT
KILL THEM
COP KILLER
KILL EVERY COP IN SIGHT
COP KILLER
The uncensored version was so much better
Mason White
not really
Josiah Taylor
...
Noah Mitchell
Can someone explain that scene to me? I didn't get it at all
Julian Garcia
Totally oblivious guy goes to prison and bottles up all his rage from being ducked over by the system and people, that when he's released he unbolted and rages out.
Justin Adams
...
Cooper Bailey
wtf i hate sam hyde now
Hudson Cook
So let me get this straight, Sam Hyde's comedy is acting like le MRA alt-right boogeyman the leftists fear but he's actually doing it ironically as satire?
That's the joke, right?
Jose Sullivan
Ah. Yes I guess that makes sense. I didn't really get that, just saw it as a random dude getting locked up and being oblivious and then getting let out after 20 years... and I didn't see the point of it
But yes the bottled rage angle makes sense. Since many people get fucked over by society these days and bottle their rage about it
Nathan Powell
No thanks I'm busy shilling for you on Sup Forums!
Cameron Wright
No.
Anthony Sanchez
Yes
Jace Flores
Imagine being this assblasted
Henry Bell
Just Wim Wenders my shit up senpai
Ayden Russell
patrician comedy to filter plebs
Levi Harris
No it's not really a joke and he's not "alt-right".
He's doing his own thing and of course media outlets need a label to put on it if they ever talk about it.
Elijah Lewis
music video for a hipster musician sam is friends with
Christopher Fisher
i keep seeing this - what is the context of this video?
Ethan Wilson
Seriously, what happened to his face. He used to look so much better?
Caleb King
He doesn't pretend to be, he hates niggers and leftist/SJW's like an increasing number of young people
Being a SJW isn't as popular anymore for public figures as it was in the early 2000's
Ian Sanders
Yeah totally
Nathan Garcia
SS+GOMAD meme got to him
Luis Hughes
is that how most American Sup Forums posters look?
David Allen
>he hates niggers
Dude he spends all his spare time listening to hip hop, don't project your beliefs with a literal youtuber
Adrian Hall
except he isn't the director
Jason Young
>He listens to hip-hop
So do I, and I hate niggers
By niggers I mean thugs and SJW BLM types, not the type that watch anime
Matthew Reed
>those scars
That's a transman.
Leo Torres
dont be passive
dont be content
dont accept being blamed for shit you didnt do
Ian Hall
>le niggers and black men :)
Oliver Russell
Stop shilling your shitty show here, Sam. Don't you have a school to shoot up?
Jackson Perez
I assumed it was a goblin.
John Baker
Don't you ever, EVER respond to my thread again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hide your insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.
Nolan Sullivan
No, he actually is "alt-right" (well, he's right-wing, he supports Trump, he hates SJWs, and his whole act is just taking the piss out of social justice and modern pop culture)
He's a racial realist. He's talked about blacks having lower IQs in his stand up. Whether he full on hates blacks, I don't know. I wouldn't think so. But he definitely wants to preserve white people and Western civilisation, that much is clear from his twitter feed.
Charles Walker
>he said it in his stand up so it's true
No, dude, you're not gettin' it m8. He's definitely right-wing, anti-SJW whatever that is, and supports trump. But if you think he actually gives a shit about gay people or black people in a negative light you're dumb. It's irrelevant anyway, his whole idea is probably so people will have conversations like this.
Thomas Butler
youtube.com
>I'm sorry, this is really inappropriate, but you're like, beautiful
Anthony Lopez
human beings are cattle
Luis Bell
>newfags don't know about Sam's almost ancap libertarian political stance
i feel like a hipster
Cooper Bell
this man
is HUMAN CATTLE
for real though something was fucking off about that mr. gee guy, he deserved to get blown the fuck out by sam
Thomas Richardson
gay people and black culture and the welfare system are ruining this country of course he thinks of them in a negative light
Joshua Nelson
Fun Fact, the director is Andrew Ruse who you've probably seen appear here and there in MDE videos
I got this pic from his instagram(he's the one to the left of Charles)
Look at the T-shirt Charles is wearing. If you don't know, it's a picture of based nip hero Otoya Yamaguchi.
>Otoya Yamaguchi (山口 二矢 Yamaguchi Otoya?, February 22, 1943 – November 2, 1960) was a Japanese ultranationalist who assassinated Inejiro Asanuma, a politician and head of the Japan Socialist Party. Yamaguchi was a member of a right-wing Uyoku dantai group, and assassinated Asanuma by Yoroidōshi on October 12, 1960, at Tokyo's Hibiya Hall during a political debate in advance of parliamentary elections.
Christian Martinez
What year is this? 2011? His politics have changed vastly. Have you seen the people he follows on twitter? Guys like the hosts of Fash the Nation and The Daily Shoah.
Mason Hall
where can I get that shirt
Carter Cox
why? Are you try hard? Be original for once
Lincoln Cruz
eyy uh lemme get one a dem ba-gelz
Ethan Anderson
yes
Asher Hill
How far up your own ass do you have to be to buy and wear this t-shirt? Literally nobody will know who that is, you're baiting people into being like "What's your shirt about?" and then you're like "oh it's that japanese guy who stabbed that other japanese guy in that youtube video you've probably seen and he was some kinda super right winger" and already 99% of normal people are gonna think you're a fucking crazy person. How is this any better than extreme lefties and their "virtue signaling?" It's egotistical bullshit frankly. Just wear a button-up shirt like a fucking adult.
Jordan Scott
...
Alexander Hill
wow someone's mad they wanna cop that shirt
Camden Ortiz
>But if you think he actually gives a shit about gay people or black people in a negative light you're dumb.
So aren't you literally just doing what you were criticising the other guy of doing, "projecting your beliefs with a literal youtuber"?
Jacob Foster
I don't wanna "cop" shit from some fat neckbeard loser who silk screened 1000 of those shirts for a buck a piece and is now selling them to fucking Sup Forums retards like you for 200% markup.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
you're mad he's more /fa/ than you, we get it
Jacob Diaz
this has to be one of my favourites
has me laughing out loud when i watch it but im not sure why
David Scott
you're probably mad because he killed a socialist faggot (and saved Japan)
Brayden Anderson
Just to prove you wrong with even more evidence m8
:^)
Alexander Cooper
me too. It's just Sam being Sam, no prep or lines or anything.
I cant stop watching Boston Ross now. It's got a similar vibe.
Camden Carter
HEY MOON
Jack Stewart
ruse kino
Caleb Butler
How tall is Sam really? Is there any confirmation of his height?
Caleb Gray
6'10"
Jason Hernandez
yeah i'm totally mad about an obscure political event from before i was born in a country ive never been to and dont give a shit about
Andrew Rogers
>at the end with the screeching last lift
>the motorcycle noise
>licking the bar with the rap music in the background
Adrian Nelson
6'4
Bentley Sanchez
clearly it isnt affecting you
David Gonzalez
also, jamie from twinkfaggot.com
Liam Gray
you really tryina argue that bad huh? I dont care about japan, i care about that tiny bald faggots pretentious queer t-shirt.
Michael Johnson
is that supposed to be better?