NoFap is nice and all but i can't take the random night wetting...

NoFap is nice and all but i can't take the random night wetting, fucking hell i wake up with soaked underwear and smell like shit.

What the fuck is this.

You shat yourself.

Wet dream?

>smell like shit

sounds like youve shit yourself my man

Well not shit, but smells bad, 7 hours for cum to dry and you expect it to smell good?

>able to use an internet connection and post to an anonymous image board but is unable to determine which orifice of his own body his own secretions come from (and what the secretions are).
OKAY, so, some BASIC questions...
A) The secretion, is it brown?
B) Does it smell like poop, or like 2-week-unwashed dick mixed with dead fish?
C) Does butt-butt itch-itch in the morning?
D) Stain/saturated area is on front of Transformers underwear or back?

Did mummy still bring you the tendies and did you still throw your piss jug at her cause tendies were cold?

A)nope, borderline invisible other than a stain on the underwear
B)not like poop, but like fish yeah.
C)nope
D)on front

ayy xd XD

kek, lost

NoFap is a femdom fetish, jerking off is normal, just don't get hooked on porn. Not touching your dick for prolonged periods of time won't magically give you a girlfriend.

It's not about getting a girlfriend it's about breaking shitty habits, i do feel like shit after jacking off.
I don't look for a gf, i'm looking to improve my life.
My body knows when to "empty the pipes" itself and i don't need to interfere.

^This. Also, guys who don't fap will lower their standards, daily, to solve their blue balls. So, if a goblin with a pussy flirts, the long-term no-fap guy will worship her for a chance at some action.

lol no?
the body gets rid of semen by itself, you don't have blue balls, if anything you're more motivated to ask that girl you wanted out, or to hit on a chick you see.

I feel great after I jack off. Nothing beats jacking off before you go to sleep.

just fap you'll never fap again when you're death anyway so it balances out.

I don't know about you guys but I used to use masturbation to reward myself when I was doing other stuff.. reading dirty mags while I was programming or working on other projects.

I can go a month without fapping and most of it passes ok but near the end of it I get static and find it hard to get motivated to do anything at all. Anyone else like this?

Sounds like your saying you don't masturbate, just cum at random times unintentionally

That's pretty much what the thread is about ..

You're* You stupid bitch. Just kill yourself you fucking faggot. I hope your mother dies tonight.

Last time I did no fap for like 2 months and I had a wet deram 2 times. About once every 21 days. I just broke 5 weeks yesterday and I didn't have a wet dream once. I found that kinda odd.

Why are you doing Nofap? You want a prostate cancer or what?

Because I can. I was at the point where I was fapping because I was bored. With no fap I seem to be a little hornier through out the day and it's nice checking out women after not touching your dick for a few weeks

Once a week, not that hard. Take walks, focus on other stupid shit, browse other boards that aren't porn oriented and learn new shit. Just don't be a lazy faggot and you won't have issues. More satisfying that way too.