Cont from last thread:
You are in a place you don't recognise, just broke out of the room you were trapped in by knocking out a window. You threw out some bread to help you along the way along with a pillow to ease your landing when you jumped out. Your stomach is grumbling and you're now on top of an old corrugated metal garage
>first dubs after my posts decides (due to it taking a while to draw individual frames)
Cont from last thread:
Eat bread
throw the bread on the window of the blue house tring to get it in
Use bread to atract birds
grab that wire
eat bread. bread had bacon, lettuce, and tomato stuffed in it, with mayonnaise, thereby giving you extra calories and energy.
eat half the bread until you're full, stuff the other half in your pocket.
the metal ceiling crumbles under your weight. you manage to grab the bread. fortunately, the pillow was under you and softens your landing... through the roof of a truck inside the warehouse.
bump
your kidnappers appear: they are about a dozen 12 year old girls with appears to be rabies wielding giant lubricated horse-dildoes
You eat the bread you threw
BLT it is
Urinate on garage roof, making it slippery to prevent a charge
Ration bread and land safely in a full dumpster
To your surprise, what you thought was just ordinary bread was a big BLT sandwich. You are no longer hungry
>dubs decides
toss pillow on ground, jump and land safely on pillow
jack off
use your new found hunger to surpass medal gear and take over the town
Tho pillow on ground and land on it, then look for a street
scream like a little girl
Fuck remains of blt
being fully energized, you start jumping up and down in glee. unfortunately, you crash through the roof and land in a bed between two people having sex.
88 land on the guy and kill him
99 land on the girl and kill her
Do a backflip off the dumpster
punch on the metal shed with all your power so people will hear
kys irl
After that hearty meal you feel rejoiced and want to share your happiness with the world. With all your might you begin banging both your fists against the metal. This only gains the attention of one mouse who was eating something near it. It gets spooked and runs away
>dubs decide
re-roll
take pillow case off of pillow and catch mouse with it
call out to the mouse and induce vomiting to lure the mouse back to your vicinity. Force feed the mouse.
Jump down from the garage
rr
lure mouse close with bread crumbs first than take pillow case off pillow and catch mouse
roll
Toss pillow down and fall on it gracefully, you start searching in the broken glass and litter on the floor and you find a mint condition chia pet
Reroll?
the bread as become dank-ass kush, and the mouse is now a pipe and a lighter: you 420 blaze it nigga
Look into the sky and contemplate existence
roll again cause noone has dubs
Look for mouse and jump down with the pillow
Take pillow with you hop down from roof and break into the first story window of the building you escaped from with one of the gas canisters and step inside
eat bread
mastubate
do a backflip off the roof
...
You think to yourself; "fuck it, I'm getting off here in style" and backflip off the garage roof. You almost had the landing but you're not especially athletic and instead you fall face flat onto the ground.
>dubs decides
go inside shed
You eat the dirt
rest there for a couple hours
masturbate
Take a shit
You motherfucker
bump
You feel a sudden urge to shit and decide to relieve yourself near the gas canisters where you'll be less visible
>dubs decide
Add shit to inventory, explore to the right
Roll 1/1
Wipe ass with grass, proceed to right
Roll
Make a mask out of my shit.
roll
Reroll
Cmon
Roll for anything
...
>1 off from tripdubs
AAAAA
Roll for throwing my shit against a wall and walking home in anger
Find a homeless person, beat him up, steal what he has
Become a cat
Roll
This
Throw a gas cannister against th metal wall
Roll
Reroll
Roll
run as fast and as hard and as far as you humanly can while screaming on top of your lungs and flailing your shit in your hands around the air
Reroll
Roll
Throw gas canister through ground floor window and enter
Roll
Throw shit at building
Roll
Roll
Punch your genitals as hard as you can
Eat shit
EAT IT
Take shit and shove it back up anus
Stick head in toilet
Rollerino
rerolling cause this threads gonna die if i dont
ONE OFF OF QUADS, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? GOD DAMMIT
ugh, reroll again I guess.
not rerolling again but just curious
(inb4 i get dubs on this post. if i do, eat shit)
Use your hardcore parkour skills to scale the building, get on the shed and back into the room, retrieve pool cue, shove up ass
Rolling for this guy, I want this to happen. (I'm not him.)
Rolling for this
Take shit and put in pocket for later. Walk up your ass and to the left.
Roll, I am this guy
Fucking finally dubs, even if it's retarded
FUCK YES, WINRAR
You suddenly remember the pool cue you left at the top and decide to come up and get it, however you are way to weak to even pull yourself back up on the garage. You wonder where you should go next.
>dubs decide
Throw a gas canister through the ground floor window and go in
find some rocks and try to light the gas cannisters on fire