How does Sup Forums make their morning coffee?

How does Sup Forums make their morning coffee?

you got some sticks in there

Looks like cinnamon sticks

fresh ground, French press

Can confirm, its crushed cinnamon
Makes coffee taste even better imo

I need to buy a french press.. i drink a lot of tea too so I'd get a lot of use out of it

They're cheap and they make a big difference. Takes a little longer than the average coffee maker but it's worth it to extract as much flavor from the bean as possible.

With ground coffee and water

Boil kettle. Put instant coffee and water in mug. I have a job to get to in the morning unlike you time wasters.

Coffee should be all black.

Drip coffee takes like 5 minutes tops man
Some of us wake up with enough time to enjoy breakfast.. and I wake up at 3am on work days.
I like all black coffee with a heavy breakfast. I drink it with a little milk and sugar on my days off to wake up my metabolism

>hurr durr morning coffee so good! XD LOL

It gives me the shits so i dont drink it..

No milk no sugar no water decaf no coffee

I'm homeless so I take a plastic bottle and put two spoonfuls of folgers nasty instant coffee in it and water and shake it up.

Goddamned snowflake, can't even handle a coffee.

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Oh come on, nobody is actually prepared to admit that coffee doesn't have a flavor. It's literally like burnt toast, cigarette butts and boiled leather in a cup.

I got an aeropress, it's pretty good.

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On a usual workday morning, probably make a latte with the nespresso/aeroccino combo right after making breakfast.

Weekends when time's not an issue it's french press, fresh grounds.

Maybe at first, but after a while I acquired the taste and smell and actually began to enjoy it

I have one. Stainless steel 4 cup capacity. The only way to drink coffee. Grind up your own coffee beans though. I grind a pound at a time and keep it in an air tight Tupperware. Last a good 6 weeks or so.

dad?

This is based. Can I grind the cinnamon in my grinder or just break it up? What other things can I put in there? I use kona

Add some chili flakes and you get a nice cup of chili coffee.

>instant
Just kys. Why bother?

>drinking shit teir coffee.
>not knowing how good coffee taste

>Man I fucking hate it when these people have something to look forward to in the morning, I'll just try to take it away by showing them therye retarded

>has only drank folgers pre ground or instant coffe every time he's drank it

I dont bother putting it in the grinder but i duppose you could do that too. I usually do a dash of salt too. Cloves arent bad either

>morning coffee

>I grind a pound at a time
You might as well buy Maxwell House. Grind it every day.

I can French press very quickly. Ground all your coffee and store in air tight container, put in fridge or freezer. That parts done. Turn burner on, then run faucet on hot water. Wait 30 seconds till faucet is running hot. Fill up only what your going to drink, not a full pot. Drop on burner. Measure out your grinds, get your creams and sugars or butter and cinnamon ready...whatever. Grab your mug and water should be boiling. Make sure your not using a cast iron pot or one with a copper bottom. You just want a thin SS pot that'll heat up quick.

kek'd & chek'd

You hobos don't have an espresso machine?

I used to but I usually don't have the time and drink 4 cups a day. I don't want to wash my grinder out everytime and no, I'm not going to leave it dirty the entire day. Just put it in an air tight container and freeze it. I go through grinds quick

Coffee is for beaner slaves to stay awake and work longer hours. Being an incredibly wealthy male pornstar with a giant penis who does only anal with beautiful women everyday, I obviously don't drink that stuff. Heh. You guys are cute though, enjoy being addicted to caffeine like a beanoid. I have a huge penis and make love to womens anal cavities everyday, true story.

Coffee is for men. Caffeine makes woman's vaginas smell

>espresso is for gender fluid edge lord hipsters

>addicted to caffeine
Nice try

I just use the one at Ikea.

>Coffee is for men.
>look at me daddy I'm a man now!
>morning coffee

Ask a person with tea hobby-obsession anything

Coffee is very healthy for you. Also I'm 44 so....when you get that old, you too will need the bean. Pretty good though, try just a little bit harder

>wash my grinder
WTF, you can't be serious. At most you use a brush to get rid of the stuck grinds.

Heh heh loving that bean

Are you joking? The oils alone make it difficult to brush out. Why leave stale grinds in there? Can't have it both ways faggot. Can't get on me for grinding a bag then tell me not to clean my grinder.
>go be a nigger somewhere else .jpeg

Obvious newfag trolling is obvious

>newfag
>trolling
Wut?

Coffee is shit and whoever drinks it likes the taste of shit in their mouth

Pour-over in the morning. Always buy whole bean and grind fresh before applying hot water.

I personally prefer tea, green tea with mint and honey is always good. Matcha is decent. I also really like yerba mate.

Pour over life though for getting me up most mornings. It takes only a few minutes to make and doesn't cost much $

>mfw no morning coffee

I have loved coffee too much to not own a french press.

You guys sold me on it. I'm stepping up.

'Your Amazon order will arrive in 2 business days'.

What if it's supposed to taste like shit (?)
Take that, atheists

I agree, especially oily coffee requires more than a sweep. But I'm also too lazy to wash it every time, so if the particular grind I use is not too oily, I'm alright with a good brushing after every use. A few day old particles that might transfer into my next brew is completely negligble.

Usually I use my Nespresso machine but I also have a standard espresso machine, a French press, a single pour over, a drip machine and a stovetop espresso percolator

I think u know the answer to that

>What if it's supposed to taste like shit
EXACTLY! we don't drink it for the taste, we drink it because we are busy adults that are cool, we hate Mondays..

With tears mostly

Fresh grind each time

Sometimes pour over
Sometimes French press
Sometimes I use a phin

Depends what I'm feeling or what I'm drinking or how much I'm making. Often black, unless I'm drinking vietnamese coffee.. then I add condensed milk.

I've always wanted to try using an aeropress but meh

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>meh

Distinctive lack of fedoras

Looks like OP has some salt in there as well. This is a good move as it chemically cancels out the bitterness. Based God Alton Brown says so.

I usually don't have time for morning coffee, in which case its a fucking k-cup at the office. When I'm at home its fresh ground in a french press for 5 minutes.

The salt makes a world of difference
It makes strong cuban espresso taste like the best shit you've ever had

>don't drink it for the taste
Kys. You've never tasted good coffee cause you're 12 and mommy and daddy says you're not old enough yet

I hear ya but I'm strapped for time everyday so I gotta plan shit ahead and unfortunately that includes my coffee grinding.

Enjoy that. You'll never be the same.

Obvious bait is obvious

Heh heh yeah morning coffee

My morning ritual.

Shower, shave.

water. starbucks coffee grounds, strong as hell. big splosh of hazelnut creamer. suck 32 oz of it down and wash it down with a redbull. I will do a few lines of cocaine if I have trouble waking up further. then spend 10 minutes screaming into a pillow

Get on subways, Turn on Mr. Blue Sky by ELO on my phone while I try to block out the screaming niggers on my train downtown until I think I can fake a smile. Catch up on highlights from singing competition shows, reality shows and sports so I can pretend to be one of them at work when they ask "did you see X" or "did you catch that touchdown.." or whatever. I image them having to do this every night with their spouse that speaks through their noses at them and try to imagine how they don't contemplate killing themselves every night.

Do my work. This takes roughly about 2 hours to do each day, not including meetings. The rest of the time, including meetings, I'm on my personal laptop because my keystrokes are being logged and my internet activity is being monitored by the company. I was able to break WPA2 PSK wifi of some of the companies in other buildings/on other floors. I was able to intercept a few sessions of employees using an EAP attack or whatever authentication method they use internally. I use those sparingly to map their internal systems and slowly obtain lateral and vertical privileges.

I go home and do my evening routine. I won't disclose the specifics of that.

That is how I make my morning coffee.

Being a busy working mom, the rush in the morning before work is a nightmare! I can't handle it without my freshly brewed black coffee, and omg don't get me started on Mondays!!

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with my rancilio silvia and eureka grinder
its delicious

>cinnamon

Why ruin the coffee by adding shit?!

Bet you ducking load it with sugar as well.
May as well be drinking Mountain Dew.

Fucking degenerate

With a moka pot. I make it very strong, so that from a two-persons moka I get half an espresso cup of treacly goodness.

Frenc press, with just folgers or whatever since my coffee grinder broke. For some reason on weekends I usually drink a beer with my morning coffee, it's like heaven

Because coffee tastes like walrus dick. It's bitter and gross and drinking it straight gives people headaches. Creamer, cinnamon, basically anything to make it taste like Hot Chocolate is acceptable. Nobody sane drinks coffee for the flavor. It's purely for effect, and to keep your hands busy.

I like my coffee like I like my nights...

Cold, dark, and sleepless

get the FUCK out of here with that shit tier aluminum. Stainless steel is where it's at

I drink pure espresso some days but others I just want to mix it up a little
Cinnimon and salt make it go down easier with a light breakfast
Learn to coffee, n00b

Classic and delicious

Nigga calm down, I pulled an image at random from google.

Drinking coffee makes me poop and that's all I need, quite frankly.

I make cold brew coffee. Let Coarse ground coffee steep in water for 24 hours at a ratio of 1lb of coffee for 2 gallons of water. I use a nut milk bag for the coffee grounds so I don't have to strain it through cheese cloth.

In the mornings, I add the coffee with ice, flavored syrup and milk. It saves me a bunch of money by not spending $5 a pop at a coffee shop.

You've never had properly-made coffee, then. First, the stuff Amerifats drink is burnt and disgusting. It tastes like the crumb tray from a toaster. Second, coffee needs to be freshly roasted, freshly ground, and consumed immediately. It should have an oily sheen on the surface, which are the volatile oils. If you do all of those things, coffee tastes like something altogether different than what you're used to drinking, and I promise you that you won't want to put anything in it -- and that you won't want to drink the nasty, oxidated, burnt-tasting swill they serve at most coffee chains.

Well look at mr. fancypants who can afford coffee makers created out of gold and platinum and wipes his ass with 900 thread count silk sheets.

sorry little lord fauntleroy, some of the peasant class can't cover diamond encrusted coffee containers. Or don't give a shit about the container of liquid we're going to be pissing out 3 hours later.

Fuckin royalty we got on Sup Forums here today, with their fancy stainless steel.

It's like 20-30 dollars where I live.

tell me again how fancy I am

I see you make your coffee wrong.

I usually do pour over, 28g of grounds and about 400 ml water run through in about 4 minutes. I've been playing with my cousin' Aeropress though, and I really want one now.

so ash then?

Im not a faggot so i just use a regular espresso machine

>get the coffee maker ready the night before
>set it to start 5 minutes before your alarm
>it's hot, ready, and fresh the moment you get out of bed

Saves time even over boiling a kettle, dumbass.

I usually buy a pound of preground light roast and toss it in a quart sized mason jar, top it off with water and give it a shake. Give it 12 to 16 hours and it will shake you.

kek

I press a button on a machine at work and coffee comes out

enjoy the coming dementia

I love mine but last time I pulled it out the gasket leaked. I think it's just old and worn out. :(