/balt/

Thousands of tons of armor and guns
Making it's way through the sand
Our panzer battalion is back for revenge
Artillery sweeping the land

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Yup

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Hey

i'm gay

thanks
sup

Checkd

>66677
What was the meaning of this?
Also there is nothing wrong with being gay.

we know
also you love dead people

youtube.com/watch?v=ehVrAsI1Gb8

I want some love.
I want to love.
That would be lovely.

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There's no embed button

I've loved when I was 16 and it was a rollecoster of pain and humiliation
Never again

>14
that's not loli, that's jailbait

okay....

>humiliation
what happened?

in Estonia it would be legal to have sex with her

She insulted and humiliated me multiple times in front of my friends at parties and in the classroom, since she knew that I had strong feelings for her
She was a shitty person overall but still it hurt

Fun fact: If your surname ends in "čius" its a sign of a polish surname made into a Lithuanian ;)

And rightfully so.

Just educating you

wtf i hate my surname now

>when after all this time you realise that you actually ARE a slav

what if some of the lithuanian names where polonized and then after some time made back again into Lithuanian

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That also might be a case, but even at that point you should know that your ancestors were cucks that decided to polonize themselves, because they didn't like Lithuania, you're a double cuck.

>tfw the most pure balt in this general

and what's wrong with that?

i don't get it. Be proud of who you are

slav above

You are Prussian your people will extinct.

weaboo above

They already are.

Becoming extinct > becoming cucks

pr*ssians are both, though

I didn't do anything so I'm not a cuck
Maybe your ancestor few hundred years ago fucked a horse or something, that doesn't make you a zoophile

Dumb Galindian
>Maybe your ancestor few hundred years ago fucked a horse or something
Oddly specific, its okay if you're into /mlp/ I don't judge.

>projecting this much

fuck off, horsefucker

First I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.

Not sure why anyone would lie about not being into /mlp/ after admiting it in one post.

That prussian larper is annoying

l

>not wanting to fuck animals
I saw the tightest dolphin slit at the delphinarium today. Perfect innie pussy. Envy the guys who feed them tbqh.

>I
?

>larper
?

extremely homosexual post

Prussians are germans in denial

that was accident

>be me
>be one of the last of its kind aka baltic prussian
>they don't believe me

ew she's got a huge nose

but stay woke

someone must stop these lithuanians

hi

My post may be homosexual, but you yourself are homo... sapien.
GOT YA

Your definition of "big" is retarded. Are you retarded?
prabudau

I'm a baltic unicorn

going to bed i think
wish i had a phone XD

>homo sapiens
Oh, but you've only muddled the icing of the cake.
We feed on chaos and confusion and most importantly, on well placed disguises and ruses. We will remain while those firm as steel will bend and eventually brake apart. We are like dry grass in the plain. If wind blows and we are forced, we bend, seemingly forever before returning to our initial position. Burn us and our seeds spread, thus making our domination and plans foolproof.

No one will believe this, thus making it profitable for me.

extremely cute Kanna

:^)
haha btfo

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i was too late.

a shadow of what i once was.

thanks
i didn't say big i said huge

I'd like to thank sa-mp for my fast writing and fast clicking, also DayZ mod on MTA

I fucking warned them as well
But retards dont listen

>dayz mod
used to respect you

> tfw late again
feelsbadman

no problem

good for you user.

shut up HOMO

sapien

Latvia + Eesti general when?

I should make a map of the best route for looting, every time I spawned in MTA DayZ always went the same route if on foot and didn't find a vehicle so 90% of the time because people used to hide tents with items and sanchez motorcycles in those places.
love survival games, waiting for "Survive the nights" atm never played standalone I know that its shit.

when you make one

Gym only open in the morning again tomorrow. Holidays are the worst things.

>Latvia + Eesti general when?

>love survival games

lithuanians are keeping us down :^)

:^)

that's not what i would call laughing

>return to 4chin after 2 years
>lithuanians are posting anime now

what happened

There are some good ones like "Rust" Garry is amazing developer, the only other good ones are DayZ on MTA and DayZ Overpoch on Arma 2.

we need to ban ltihuanians desu

what would you call it then?

>There are some good ones
>like "Rust"
This is going to far
You could've at least named something cool like Long Dark or Don't Starve but RUST?

choking

choking (on my benis)

chiking (on my benis(xD)

Lith: Dr. Estonia, I'm lithuania.
Fin: He wasn't alone
Lith: Uh, you don't get to bring foreigners
Est: They're not my foreigners
Fin: Don't worry, no choice for them
Lith: And why would I want them?
Fin: They were trying to grab your prize, they work for the slav, the proxetta man.
Lith: ...Russia?
Fin: ...
Lith: Get it on board, I'll call it in.
**zooooooooooom**
Lith: The thread plan I just filed with the baltic union is me, Latvia, Dr. Estonia here, but only one of you.
**opens hatch**
Lith: First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
**brings a man**
Lith: Who paid you to grab Dr. Estonia?
**gunshot**
Lith:He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
**brings another man**
Lith: Tell me about Russia, why does he wear the proxy?
**click**
Lith: Alotta loyalty for a hired shitposter.
???: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shitpost a man before throwing him out of the thread.
Lith: Atleast you can talk, who are you?
???: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
**Lithuania takes off the hood**
Rus: No one cared who I was until I put on the proxy.
Lith: If I pull that off, will you die?
Rus: It would be ekshtremely painful...
Lith: You're a big guy.
Rus: ...For you.
**zooooom**
Lith: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Rus: Of coursh!
**zooom**
Rus: Dr. Estonia refused our offer in favour of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Est: Nothing, I said nothing.
**zooooom**
Lith: Well congratulations, you've got yourself caught...
Latv: Sir?
Lith: ...Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Rus: Crashing this thread...
**foreigners invade /balt/**
Rus: ...With no survivors!
Lith: No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
**Error 404**

we grew up

we grew up

>Long Dark
Forgot that existed.
>Don't starve
Boring game shit game.
>but RUST?
Yes considering that a lot of people still play it, its really good especially the old version, because the servers are a lot better and it lags less, and they are still updaiting it, you just have a very shit taste.

tldr

whats chiking now

All the norm ones killed thenselves

tldr thread dies

I fucked up and pressed i instead of o.
I'm a failure.

Hey don't be too hard on yourself dude :(

Chaos magic gone wrong.

Pannkook pls

Another really good apocalyptic game is Spec Ops: The Line, not really survival though.
>he didn't shoot the civilians when they hanged his soldier