This guy starts fucking your gf right in front of you. What do you do Sup Forums?

This guy starts fucking your gf right in front of you. What do you do Sup Forums?

Ohnoes, an ugliest male is banging my Rubber Sally!!11

thank him for finding me a girlfriend.

Ha Ha, trick's on him.
I don't HAVE a girlfriend.

Go away and tell my ex-girlfriend to fuck off.

Ask him if he is related to Robnie Williams

seems legit.

i will no judge him, hes Chad, thats the only world he know

Sad!

Ask him why he's balding at 24

Break that glass jaw what do you think?

Break the big ass fucking jaw and kick them out

Lick his manly seed filled balls while he pleasures her more than I ever could uwu

Oh hey Bruce Campbell! Sure, finish up!

ask
"why the long face?"

With a chin that long, a stiff breeze would apply enough force to his jaw joint to knock him out. I'd blow on his face, in both senses of the word.

Tell him that my GF has just found out she is HIV positive.

Well I live in Texas and if you catch your wife fucking another guy, you can kill them and get off super easy. Like, probation. But you gotta kill them both.

he will rape you instead

Leave that bitch behind, if it's consentual. If not, i'll kill the dude

>Crimson_chin-SaviorOfTheWhiteRace.jpg

Uppercut, instant K.O.

Laugh at his receding hairline.

Double tap.

Knive him in the perenium

Congratulate him on beating cancer.

kek

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ask him why he placed his dick in my right hand

if amifag. shoot him for trespassing or something..

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dunno why but her reminded me of cell

forgot to add pic

Rape

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> go get Chad a beer
> realize my gf is now useless to me

He just looks funny

I'd grab that throwing star that's stuck in his head and make him suffer.

Trim those damn eyebrows and thank him, as a queer I'd want someone to do the deed for me. I've heard they have teeth in their vagina

ask him if he would fuck me to then thank him.

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Suck his thundercock

I would fap

tbqh honestly to be honest, kill them both if it was consensual, then maybe kill myself KEK

I would look at him right in the face and say:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston, For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley. And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on. No one's been like Gaston. A kingpin like Gaston. No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Then he'd say: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
Then I'd say: My, what a guy, that Gaston

have fun with the herpes, sucker. I'm only with her to save money on rent.

Hit that weak chin

This

No one realises he ALREADY STARTED fucking your (no girlfriend). Your (no girlfriend) is the whore.

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Wind back and kick him in his massive Jay Leno chin. With Steelies on.

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He seems a pretty chin person.

>What do you do Sup Forums?

Fuck him up the ass, obviously.

Holy fuck he's real!

the incarnation of CHAD

I get a sander and proceed to plan his chin

Weapons are a thing. You dont always gotta use your hand.

Attempt to dissaude him from raping the random woman next to me because i have no gf, but he continues anyway so i apologise and go about my business as usual

>I'd blow on his...
Stopped reading there fag

you mean " *this post was posted yesterday 14 times , what will you write today ? "

I look right into his face and say
>Stop fucking my right hand, you faggot!

Ask him to get his dick out of my sock

Whats with the long face?

>back paralel to table
nigga