ITT I show you how to make a delicious horse poop shake

ITT I show you how to make a delicious horse poop shake.

You will need:
- 1 cup of whey protein (preferably vanilla)
- water
- 1 cup of cut-up honey melon
- 1/2 banana
- 1 apple
- 1 fresh piece of horsey poopy

fuck yeah i'm in

You will be needing the following utensils:

- a container to mix everything
- a blending device of your choice

Now we mix the whey and water nice and evenly. Make sure there are no chunks left! We don't want this shake to taste like crap.

Add the fruit to give it a sweet lift.
Mix evenly. Can't wait to taste this!

go on...

is that shit

Drink all of it and livestream it pussy

DO IT

For the final step, add the poopy and mix it.

Yummy! Now its time to choose a nice glas to drink it from.

Yummy! Now its time to choose a nice glas to drink it from,

holy shit, in.

include me in screencap

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chug chug chug

Voilà!

Nice glass choice, op.

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Drink up user, makes you big and strong!

horseshit is new superfood

Lets at a little more crap as decor!
Don't overdo it though, that'll make it look like shit.

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why tho

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Fucking drink it you madman

>thatll make it look like shit
Chuckled/10

Were waiting Op...

>will op deliver?

DRINK IT!!! DRINK IT!!!!

NNONONONOON GFODS NOOOOOOOO

>Don't want this shake to taste like crap

kek'd audibly

This shit gon' be LIT niggas

Let's give it a little taste.

Hmmm, imma add some melon.
NOW it's prefect to drink.

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op delivers

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LICK THAT HORSEHIT YOU NIGGER

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I HAVE WITNESSED IT ALL

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That's fucking disgusting, post more

Thanks for the recipe.
Does this recipe still work if you use human shit?

This is the Sup Forums we all love

Im cumming

The perfect beverage on a hot summer day!

Yes. This is why I'm here.

Horse poop shake is the new /sip/.

Also, put me in the screenshot fags.

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YES, MOAR, I REQUIRE MOAR.

Does rabbit poop work OP?

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THANK YOU

man i wish i had one of these without the poop

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Now do it again OP

This nigga has ascended to another realm, HE'S DRINKING HORSESHIT

> FUCKING STOP YOU MAD MAN

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Put me on the screencap faggots. Lets go to reddit.

*internal screaming*
*external retching*

Can we get a screencap? On the train to work on my phone, otherwise id make it.

Put me in the screen cap

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put me in the screencap

I personally prefer it a little more chunky.

Drink it all pussy

And put me in the Screen cap

Aint seen no good bread like this since nam.

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You MADMAN

add me in this screencap

Put your Dick on the glass and post pic

Delicious

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I SPIT ON MY SCREEN

That's hella nasty

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please stop your mother and I are worried

You nasty fucker! This is fantastic.

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

That is absolutely delicious. Be sure to try this recipe with your best friends! Oh and something else..

a nigga out here really sippin a doodoo shake

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Here comes the
>It was chocolate and grass, idiots!!

Yes, based op?

> Oh and something else..
Some unholyness is about to come guys...

What is it you Madman

Oh god. That horas kibble on the rim

Today, Op was not a faggot.

> Be sure to try this recipe with your best friends!
BRUH
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makes it look like a 3 michelin star dessert doesn't it?

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