WATCH IT CHRISSY

WATCH IT CHRISSY

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>He killed 16 czechoslovakians. The guy was interior decorator

>Alchoholics anonymous?

NURSING HOME?

Want a fluffer nutter?

ITS A RETAYAMENT CUMYOONIDY

>SAY MY NAME
>y-you're tony soprano
>YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT

great show, one of the best

>SACRE BLEU! WHERE IS MI MAMA!?

A PSYCHIATRIST?

Paulie was a giant snake and a piece of shit.

Too bad the loud mouthed obnoxious fucking faggot didn't get whacked.

I don't think that's French-Canadian for "I grew up without a mother"

I liked him but I would have preferred Silvio living

>Aлo. Этo Cвeтa. Этa ёбaнaя кaбaнихa cпиздилa мoю нoгy!
What did she mean by this?

DON'T GET FRESH

>*hands over picture of Ade*
>Remember the time I sniffed her underwear? hehe, eehehehe

Greta Garbo and god damn she is beautiful.

I love how all the independent women leave Tony and it frustrates him no end. Did he ever realise he only goes for broken, clingy messes?

Cosette was all over that user.

YOU JUST KNOW

when did he say this?

>she musta climbed nuda me for warmth...

I'd call u reddit but a redditor would know that line is from breaking bad

I wonder what's French-Canadian for "I never had the makings of a varsity athlete"

>tfw you lived long enough to see Sopranos become a meme for nu-male cucks

She's all relaxed now so you know something happened.

Feech was the only one who legitimately had respect for Tony, very angry respect but it was still there.

>Ha ha they said nigger
>Look I'm a cave man

Dog doesn't realize how fucking lucky it is.

>"I was jumped by a bunch of mulignans. They cut my fucking head open, the fucking jigaboo, cock-sucking motherfuckers."

What did he mean by this?

her hands are so manly and gross

Only rednecks say jigaboo, I'd know I'm a redneck.

She has the makings of a varsity athlete.

Should Tony have fucked her?

Eww no, Fabio should have fucked Rosalie though.

His house looked like shit.

He meant he actually had a panic attack, collapsed and fell on his head.

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GABAGOOL? OVA HEEEEEEEERE

>Hunka hunka burning love
>Do I know any made guys from Dover?

BEFORE YOU THOUGHT I WAS HANNIBAL LECTURE

GABAGOOL?!

What did they mean by this?

I laugh just from thinking of this line.

Is there a funnier word in the English language than gabagool?

Ayyyyy, Ohhhhhh! Got your Gabbagool right Here!

*smacks lips*
HOL UP
*thinly slices gabagool*
U SAYIN
*snarf snarf*
U SAYIN
*opens fridge*
WE

Imagine being so cruel... putting your own mother in a nursing home

...

Makin' fun of my language, are you?

>MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION

I love when Livia btfos Janice ib front of that nurse and says she'd give all her money to her.

Comin' right up, Sil.

>>You have now entered a Gabbagool Thread.

How does she do it?

Silvio's fate is ambiguous

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I got some of that gabagool the other day. Put it on a pizza

He gets brain and organ damage in a coma, he either lives a vegetable or dies

My favorite part of this show is all the times they use the wrong words for things and it all just passes by unremarked

gimme oneadose ketchup packets chrissy

If it weren't for us, you bandy-legged Irish pricks would be eating nothing but boiled potatoes and cabbage.

A little gratitude here, please?

I recall no mention of brain damage. Only that he was in a coma.

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It's good, isn't it?

Marone! I just wanted to know why she's so perfect.

Doctors say they think he will never awaken from the coma.

Ooohh! That looks good.

>Marone

HNNNNG

Catching, not pitching?

I'm not Italian I'm like Barb's white bread husband.

Maroni? He's just a fall guy I'm the real brains of the organization.

>implying there's only one way to spell bastardized Italian-Brooklynese slang words
>getting cunty on a Sicilian black market gabagool eating messaging forum

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look at that first definition ya moolinyan

Ayyyyy! Keep your fuckin' hands OFF my Gabbagool!

What's the funniest scene and why is it this one?

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Woz processed meats n shit

It's actually "Madonn' ". A contraction for "Madonna".
I gotta explain everything to you Irish people.

>everyone's loud disapproval
>Carlo just silently throws the deck of cards in bewildered disbelief and looks away from his pals

great touch to that scene

Well I have all my Colleens and you have Connie Francis.

Post more Marisa.

>still being an elitist fuck when you've been proven wrong

see >marone
>marone a mi
>madonn'
>madonna
>maronn

there's more than one way to skin a chicken

IT'S
A
RETIREMENT
COMMUNITY

how gabagool taste like ,?

idk if it is the far and away funniest, but collectively, everything in that scene, it's up there

Close second to this one:

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it's alright, salami's better

Was Carlo a fanook?

Nicky, I don't know how to say this, but we just ran out of Gabbagool.

Paulie is just pitch perfect in that scene.

>"What the fuck?! What the fuck is there to think about?!"

>WATCH IT SISSY
what did he mean by this?

>yoo, you playing chess on the sopranos? the wire is a better show!

Shut up I just want more condescending remarks from Marisa Tomei so I can read them in her voice.

The follow-up is spectacularly funny.

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well... we are anonymous

>Should've played that out.

>>Look I'm a cave man

You're delusional.

Dubs confirm I don't know who you are Billy.

>its an "Omar lays low in Jersey after his boyfriend Brendan gets tortured to death and tries to teach some mook how to play chess" episode

deepest lore. Pussy and Paulie even have conversations about getting rink side hockey tickets from a gangster referred to as "The Greek". Pussy was a high level heroin distributor.

So we got a fuckin' language professor here trying to tell ME how to speak Italian.

I swear, Vinny....

Greentext retard and you seriously think people who aren't remotely interested would give this masterpiece a watch in 20-30 years.

Mob isn't even a thing these days.

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anytime where tony gets irrationally angry, especially when it's family related, always gets me.

>getting cunty about how people spell completely bastardized slang words
>getting cunty at being told she's cunty

next time, they'll be no next time. You realize that the slang in this show is so garbled and mangled, it's practically moolinyan speak, so far removed from even bastardized Brooklynese. Step you're game up Miss Vito

>"Come on, I'm just breaking balls."

Has anyone ever uttered this line without getting their ass beaten shortly thereafter?

>Brendan
>I swear the hairs on th back of my neck stood up.

Georgie was a retard considering he knew Tony.

CARMMMEELLLLLLLAAAA COULD YOU PLEASE TURN YOUR HAIRDRYER OFF I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE TELLY AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH