Do you hate modern art? I sold this painting for about $3,000. Tell me why it sucks and what I should have titled it...

Do you hate modern art? I sold this painting for about $3,000. Tell me why it sucks and what I should have titled it. Best critique gets a custom made drawing.

72.25 x 69 inches
acrylic, enamel & oil on canvas

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I know that art doesnt need to be explained, but could you guide me a little into the creation of this?

Proof that you sold it... or ur a dirty little liar... no one would buy that unless the artist was famous.

your color balance is off, giving the painting a very top heavy look
should have titled it smeared toothpaste on bathroom mirror

also I dont want any custom drawings from you scrub, but congrats on selling for so much to an idiot

Prove it, faggot.

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>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

tth

Go to /ic/ fag

No thank's. That's all fags who draw comic book crap. I'm too good for them. I'm gunna stay right here with you fine folks!

I like it a lot but not 3,000 $ a lot, but then again I am a poorfag

>I'm too good for them
Slow down big boy

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>art doesnt need to be explained
jewish way to say it makes no fucking sense

>random stripes of paint
>art
no

good title would be "steamrolled pride"

It gives me total nostalgia by reminding me of when I was a kid and would come across the scrambled porn television channels. This was before everyone had the internet at home, and was the closest thing I could get to watching porn on tv.

kys

U are too good for them?

With that piece of crap called art? Kek

Mah sides

That's pretty good! Here's one I did, so it for $50 the other day.

those stripes where horizontal and usually black and white or max slightly colored

Have a shit ton of modern art but i dont collect it have a chagall print but dont know the title. Its like a white women naked women holding a child. Dont have any images but please help me tell the price also its 7/500

Critique: a three year old with downs could easily recreate this or use a better palette. However, it is a very introspective piece. Sorry, I meant intro level. Can't even do landscapes so you draw lines in different colors. Jesus dude, go flip burgers or something useful


Title: Longitudinal Gay-ass Boring Trash (LGBT for short)

A child could do that
Art is silly

I didn't mean to say I was too good for them. I meant to say I was WAYFUCKING too good for them and ALL anime/graphic design commercial art fags. My dried cum on this keyboard is too good for them.

You massive faggot, that's Jackson pollock

This sucks cuz you have no art talent. Shitty color blend on canvas. Real original.
Title: Newfags in a normal world
Good job on stealing money from stupid faggots. If you are not a lying faggot yourself.
kys

No shit. Just seeing if any smart people were in this thread.

True..it is just what it reminded me of when I first saw it.

Anime may be trash but at least they have to color inside the lines instead of just smearing paint on a canvas and hoping someone is gullible enough to consider it good

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Either you are caught lying or one sarcastic fuck. Either way - czechd and wrekt, friend

I would agree with a statement that the most complex form of painting is an abstract one, however your image is convincing me otherwise. Shades of the colors are all over the place and don't blend together well. If you think about it, it's just vertical lines of random colors and nothing more. Where is the point? Lost before the making of the painting. Or was there any? Maybe my mind is too small to comprehend this beauty of an artwork, but i'd never buy it. Oh, about the title, i would call it The expected disillusionment of ignorance

Could you prove you're Andrew?

Looks like a bunch of pussies to me

Hey look ops full of shit

you should of at least gotten half a million

I've always liked modern art. Especially the kind that seems like it's challenging you to decipher it. Almost like a puzzle. And there's some modern and contemporary art that isn't as puzzle-like, but is still pretty easy on the eyes. Those are nice to decorate places with to make the mood nicer.

just a lousy plagiat of nature, original eucalyptus deglupta is much better. modern art is crap.

Newfag. Everyone here is full of shit.

Jackson Pollock Number 5, sold in 2006 for $140 million.

Can you prove the pope sucked your cock?

>what I should have titled it

Dashboard Crayola in July.

Pony coochies stretched vertically

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What if he bought and sold the paintings

>Jackson Pollock for 50 dollars
Wait never mind

Saatchi Art is an art marked where OP could've potentially sold the painting, what price is it listed for there?