TINDER GAME, faggots.
Was obviously too horny when swiping for a one night stand over a week ago, surprised when matched. Decided to message away. A week later, messages back.
Trips decides what I reply. Then if she replies today, dubs decides and dubs until she unmatched or whatever. Let's go
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headed to whole foods, can i pick you up something?
I need help trimming my pubes
>you okay?
I'd be more okay if you let me squeeze my face between your back rolls
OP here... Begging for trips on this one, fucking golden
should just do dubs, trip will take too long
No, I'm banned from my local grave yard because I was fingering a dead body.
None of the plot of the Hannah Montana movie was ever brought up on the TV show... the boy she meets? Travis? Never brings him up again! And she tells the entire town her secret and we just never bring that up.
how many chins do you have?
rollerino
Don't ask for trips or dubs because i've done that and it takes forever and people lose interest. Dubs i guess is fine otherwise post whatever someone commented that you liked.
ALSO "ARE YOU OKAY" IS A FUCKING BRITBONG TERM SO DON'T MISJUDGE IT AND SAY 'IM FEELING GOOD' or something because it means are u okay = wassup
can you unistall tinder pls, love is not for fat ppl.
k, thx.
get
OP here again - I know but I want to honour the Trips system.. I'll actually deliver unlike the other fags on here that don't! But okay..
I'll offer the next dubs comment, fuck trips
Reply with another hey and keep it going
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Look, let's cut to the chase here, I am home alone right now and I think you're insanely hot. It's clear you wanna fuck just as much as I do. Come on over.
rall
Wait a moment gotta get drunke again so can find you fat fuck attractive again.
WINRAR!
Oh sweet havent been with a whale before
WINRAR
69 counts suck my dick
Winrar
Yay for trips, congrats user. I can't believe I have to deliver... on this But hey, I'm a sport and she's 'up for a laugh' - hang on
>you shitposted in the wrong swamp
Done
Good man, you delivered.
rollan for this
Happy to be a man of my word
Eh, she's not so bad. She looks like she'd be a good fuck.
best of luck OP
i love tinder
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I guess so, in her own special autistic way... if I bagged the head... flipped her over.
worst case scenario he gets to put his P in a V
quality ecks dee
Don't ignore me, you fat piece of shit. Come over and sit on my face so I can blow raspberries in your spaghetti hole.
Thanks user, no doubt she'll take a fucking age to reply
If it came to it, I'd legit have her over and fuck her with timestamp
dubs dictates you must
this guy gets it
maybe she's a Sup Forumstard too, OP
Oh shiiiiit, im up for it
Kek, then she tells me she'd be more okay with her face in my back rolls. I can see it now
rollin for my original post
OP again - You've all been great but she's taking too long to reply. Would've thought she'd take any opportunity to spread em that she got.
Should I unmatch and try for another?
nah leave the match intact, but pick another to roll for in the interim to keep the thread alive
This
Done for the dubz
Hey OP, I work for the NHS and have access to the NHS email directory. Tell me where the 23km is from and I might be able to give you a full name
kek do this for the dubs
Wait for her to reply. In the meantime, choose another target to keep it going.
Post pumpy pitchers
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I kinda should
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Hero user, leicester
This is going to get good
So this is the new forced meme? Interesting. Will it go the way of hole guy or the banana? Only I know.
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Picked this socialist fuck.
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For dubs
no offence OP but you must be relatively ugly to land these land these pickins of cetacean species
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i mean, she's a solid 4/10. get your pickle tickled
Meh, I wouldn't say I'm too bad but the fatties and uglies are almost a guaranteed backup lay. That's why I leave them as matched. I do get 6.5's, lucky me
Lets get some whale pics
Rolling for this
Is it okay that I masturbate to Karl Marx?
Wannna whistle my meat whistle, you fat sack of shit, I,ll take you to dinner and eat yar snatch.
post whale gifs to her
Carl marx looks like a pedo
rollerino
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
lol, this was from her Instagram. She's a cunt anyway loooool - "fat cunt" - she's used to it though anons, do your worst
sounds like a surefire way to contract autism
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;) ;) ;)
I recognise ryan. Where you from op? What part of England
Lol rejected. Youre so cringe dude
NYPA
gtfo.
Wow, I might have underestimated the viability of this... There are shitloads of people called Alicia that work for the NHS. Based on 23km from Leicester, conceivably, she could work in Birmingham, Derby, Northampton, Peterborough etc as well as Leicester. Some of the NHS trusts are county-wide as well.
And sucky Outlook web mail won't show me all of the directory matches, just the first bunch.
Sorry for giving you false hope OP.
I Googled Keltbray Group, too.
Not a clue user, she's at Uni of Lincoln and assuming she was there when she was talking to him, around 100km (pfft, km) from there
>alot
You do realise that I'm not Ryan, right? Waiting for dubs to dictate the first message
A valiant effort, user.
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You are like a cupcake, you are alright alone but better with my cream all over yourself ;)
What do you smell like down there? I don't mean to be harsh, but I just gotta know what I'm getting into before things get too serious.
I'm still gonna roll for my original post
Happy to honour the dubs but I can't say I'm okay if she hasn't asked me. Rephrase it user?
just drop the okay bit
>I'd burry my face so far in your back fat whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
OP change to dubs, this will take too long
Kek.
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