Lara Croft

>Lara Croft

>smells like feet

Too old

Shame she don't have better body , because i like her face.

she's only a year older than Jolie was for the first Tom Raider.

Still, it's probably not going to be the devil may care treasure hunter Lara so who cares.

she needs a rocket pack in the movie. and a robot hawk that acts as her scout.

She needs to have bigger tits and hips to play Croft
Sure the Tomb Raider movies aren't great but Jolie was a god-tier casting choice, she was perfect in the role and singlehandedly made those films semi-watchable (well, the first one anyway)

I'd raid her tomb if you know what I mean

The new tomb raiders are smalltitscore

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They filled out her booty in more recent games though, kinda makes sense considering the camera perspective

Ugly tranny.

Will they make her a badass adventurer like she used to be or will she continue to be a whiney moralfag daddy's girl?

I'd manhandle her feet ifyouknowwhatimean

Those are some sad titties.

Not everyone has the luxury of being gianna michaels

On the flip side, itty bitties stay perkier as the women ages. Put a baby inside her and they grow to nice proportions.

i like flat women.

N I C E
what kino?

Lara?

Or Laura?

tiddy monsters make bad action heroines anyway

Lara

Ex Machina

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isn't this cgi though? So hard to tell in today's age. I mean, i'll still jerk off either way.

at least her tits won't get in the way.

Tomb Raider movie is stupid ad fuck anyway.

Its nothing else just "tits and guns and adventures for teenagers and fat virgins".
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it was stupid to turn it into 2deep4u bullshit in the last 2 games, and its even stupider to make a movie out of it. Again.

The other option was Daisy Ridley.

She's so tiny oh my gosh

>Stop
>Enhance

What rank is her in the itty bitty titty committee?

>tiny

She's 5'5, taller than me

I know someone who went to school with her

She looks like a fucking cartoon character rolled over by a bolder. This oblong troll looking bitch.

this killed me. literally guffawed in the theater.

You're so tiny oh my god get fucking away from me goblin

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Her metallic frame had normal sized "breast", but when she put the skin over it, they shrunk. Magic!

>Britbongs

Her tits in the new games are still quite large.

I'm pretty sure that the one part of the movie thats NOT cgi. She'd been nude in other things as well.

>good tits that go bad
or
>shit tits that stay shit

what a dilema

Ridley would have been infinitely better than her. At least Daisy has an ass and is actually white.

Her metallic frame tits are obviously retractable

when they "enhanced" that blurry as fuck video frame turning it into a crystal clear hd image, I knew it was all over. and later on, someone says "you just don't get it, do you?". even if the rest of the movie was good, that was enough to make it a grade A turd.

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>normal sized "breast"

Permavirgin detected.

she was super cute in man from uncle

What is the deal with her right foot? Why is it so dark? Does she have gangrene?

that's called a shadow

>what is light and shadow

That ain't a shadow bro, she is having circulation problems, she should visit a medic before they have to cut it knee high.

Apologize

first Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, now this.
truly this is the Era of Shit Casting

Alicia is perfect and anyone who disagrees is reddit.

or forehead high!

well that was about 2 years ago so it's safe to say the leg is gone

>there will never be a man from uncle sequel
fuck me up fampai

I'm 6'1 280 with a lot of muscle id love to just throw her around and be extremely rapey with her

she is shit tier for a swedish woman. Jewish genes really corrupt.

wtf i love vikander now

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This looks so sad. Her tiny tits make me want to cry

>I'm 6'1 280 with a lot of blubber
Fixed

I feel like she gets naked in every movie she's in.

>she is shit tier for a swedish woman. Jewish genes really corrupt.
1.She looks Mediterranean
2.She isnt Jewish

i just want to know if she was a BBC whore... w-was she?