23AndMe

Post 'em

>willingly giving your DNA to the jew

based goy.

I'm 0.1% Jew so I'm part of the tribe.

How did you make yours so nice and neat?

How long did it take to get your results when you order it?

Don't know, for me it has always looked like that.

I can't remember how long it took for them to deliver the kit, but sending it back and getting the results took 1 month.

170 euro's right? Would the average dutch person get a result of yours, with britisch, german and Iberian blood? Or are you mixed?

>French and German

My ancestors would be triggered by seeing this two put together.

>0.1% middle eastern

you have to go back

%15 nigger
%30 arab
%15 slav
%30 kurd
%5 israel jew
%5 uruk-hai

I was going to buy one until they jewed up the price. That's money I'd prefer to spend on beer and paying off my car.

proud to be pure
jelly euromutt americans?

>1% middle east

>7.3% iberian
Qué tal, hermano?

>Middle East
>1%

Kill yourself Ahmed.

No I'm mixed. My mom is Portuguese of germanic descent, hence the iberian influence. I have convinced my dad to do one aswell tho. Yours would likely be similar to pic related.

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Então pá?

Fala português irmão?

Claro cara

jesus christ, what happened

Porra irmão

America happened.

HAHAHAHAHA MUD BLOOD

Mine would be interesting, I know my ancestors cucked eachother because I don't really look dutch. Some happy merchants and happy Italians got involved.

>0,3 unassigned
fucking kike

Nice try achmed, you have to set it to speculative, not conservative. I can tell by the amount of 'broadly european'.

I got pretty much every form of Europe running through my veins.

>people willingly shill out $200 to boast on Sup Forums

*rubs hands*

Sorry shitskin, but it can clearly assign to jew DNA. so get BTFO by my super whiteness

>friend took one of these tests a few years ago
>he got >25% unassigned
>le aliums mao

>tfw more neanderthal DNA than non-European DNA
wew

what about the health reports. is it worth it?

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His is the old layout and yours is the new one.

nah, this is my speculative. Anyway, you're literally a nigger.

glad you guys just handed your genetic information to the United States government

Yeah, for me it's the opposite. I have blonde hair and blue eyes so people automatically assume I'm 100% Dutch

oh my fucking god.
no fucking standards in that family tree.

fuck off snowmonkey

isn't it destroyed once it's tested

Hahaha, we have the same amount of european genes Hans, you're not fooling anyone

Yes it's (((destroyed)))

Yeah, it gets destroyed after a while. I mean that's what they tell you. Maybe they don't. I don't really care

Well, you're lucky for that. But I am not seen as a cheesehead by Turks and Moroccans which is nice. I don't look like one of them but okay.

>use google
>use 23andme

cucked as fuck

Wew, I had forgotten that Mimsy even existed

lolno.

The health reports aren't that interesting tbqh, you should only get it if you're interested in your ancestry

what other ancestry site do we use

use fake name and information

>0.1% unassigned

Post a pic of yourself. wtf do you look like?

How about you fuck off regular monkey!

maybe ancestry.com or natgeo. or not at all. personal genomics is mostly a vanity product at this point.

FTDNA or ancestrydna. They're half the price of 23andme. The only other semi-worthwhile data you receive from 23andme that you don't receive from FTDNA and ancestrydna is haplogroup information, which is useless for quantifying ancestry.

Thinking of getting one, my family is, from what I know, all Slavic. Is it with it?

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Get on my level

Meh

I don't even know

It's more likely marketing campaign than a data mining effort. 23andme has probably profited greatly from Sup Forums anons.

Yeah, you might find out you're 0.1% kike like me, allowing you to migrate to Israel

Hispanic?

>Ashkenazi
>European
Our CEO has absolutely no connection to why Ashkenazi is listed as European, goy.

To be fair, it is European, just horribly incestuous European mixed with filthy semites

They always do discounts right before and right after holidays. I remember my friend bought one for 89 bucks on Christmas but I waited a week and Amazon knocked theirs down to 79 bucks..same kit Ancestry sells. Still waiting on my results though I only sent it in April 5th

Wasn't it proven that Ashkenazi were converted Europeans? They look fucked up thanks to massive inbreeding I guess

Pretty much. On genetic maps they're somewhere between Greeks and Italians.

cyka bylat

no, but you can have it destroyed by going to the site.

Do all Europeans have some ashkenazi shit in their DNA?

>924▶
>Post 'em
>tfw master race 3/4 euro 1/4 jew (136 IQ)
>tfw gf is literally 100% white

based jew reporting in

Don't have it on hand but I'm only 80% european 18% paco and 2% muh dick. Also my dads haplogroup is e1b1a

Feels kinda bad man. Still going to have kids with a 100% european woman though to do my part. :^)

KIKE

This is why I'm afraid to take one of these tests

IQ doesn't indicate how intelligent a person is.

My fears were realized, but I guess there are worse things.

>28,5 % French/German
>71,3 % Scandinavian

>00,2% Askenazi

I kekd audibly when I got the results.

Anglo-Saxon master race, coming through.