Waifu thread

Waifu thread

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hello hello friendly hex lady

This is my waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine. My waifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must orbit her as I must end my life. Without me, my waifu is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must love my waifu true. I must orbit harder than the other orbiter who is trying to embarrass me. I must worship my waifu more than he does. I will...

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Be sure to give alice a call to tell her what you think 6097214897. She sponsored this

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F-feel free to text me, b-but this isn't my doing

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Does have the courage to pick up the phone

Also you g-guys are a lots of faggots

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Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
Hello Alice

N-not me.

I s-said text, not call

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because youre scared

*waves* H-hello there

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I would text, however, it's quite expensive to do so from Canada

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Who is that trap?

N-no, because I d-don't have many minutes

T-that isn't a trap, it's m-me, Alice3D.
A b-biological female

>15 yo posting gore on fucking Sup Forums thinking it'll shock anyone
new as fuck

so a trap

I always feel uncomfortable doing so because I don't want to bother you

W-was not me.
Please guys don't t-text me just call

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S-sorry, I'm a biological female

Comrade Kurome, I'm quite surprised those guys still haven't given up with their spam

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you're not a trap? they why... uh... eh, who cares.

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W-why would I be a trap d-darling?
I can't change h-how I was born, even if you'd p-prefer me different

alice, can you stop spamming us?

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Alice herself decided to show up too. Next spineless white knights will come. They naturally tolerate nothing else than their own pitiful charade. These threads will be derailed. Its usually the second step after making a thread half dead with spam.
Alice looks to completely annihiliate these threads. And since none of you stand, none of you do anything, that will be done.

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I feel like I'm missing something.... who even is Alice?

I think its kind of welcoming because its frustrating everyone.
What? You're not fooling anyone, honey-bun face.

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I am n-not spamming you.
I have no motive to do so, nor do I have the time.

S-someone posted my number, s-so I figured i'd invite you all t-to text me

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*shrugs* I'm n-not trying to fool anyone d-dear. I am what I am.

Alice is cancer

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Who are you?