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no news, no fights boys

brendan schaub looks like a febreeze bottle

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mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract
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kek

Upcoming events:

2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g

News:

>GSP is back
mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14652398/georges-st-pierre-officially-re-signs-with-ufc

>Cyborg is back
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc

>UFC remains intent on destroying light heavyweight division
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract

>MVP fighting Derek Anderson (a lightweight)
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/michael-venom-page-to-face-derek-anderson-at-bellator-179-in-london

should I make another thread
i'll copy the spergop template

no this one is fine, his thread already got deleted

nah, fuck it. it's been a complete shitshow as is

Normally I'd say yes, this is a pre-500 thread, but you might get banned for your trouble since this one's been reported but not deleted.

Let' just roll with it.

stop making shit threads

Upcoming events:

2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g

News:

>GSP is back
mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14652398/georges-st-pierre-officially-re-signs-with-ufc

>Cyborg is back
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc

>UFC remains intent on destroying light heavyweight division
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract

>MVP fighting Derek Anderson (a lightweight)
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/michael-venom-page-to-face-derek-anderson-at-bellator-179-in-london

Did you know that Miesha's boyfriend, she's been with before Bryan, killed himself while dating her? He probably knew he wasn't good enough for her, and that he's never gonna get B U N D A so good again, so he rather ended it. I would probably do the same tbqh.

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>thread wars
>prediction wars
>news wars

This is the /heem/ we deserve I'm afraid.

is that really spainsperg

According to the rumor I'm starting now, yes.

Cat zingangos husband offed himself too.

What's the pattern here?

Do you agree with this trending 4chin meme?

they're all secretly men.

They all know they're not good enough for them, and they can't stand the idea of not eating those delicious bundas on regular basis.

Good morning lads

Can't wait for our boy to get a lineal win over a fedor tonight

Names are the hottest "new" meme. Gotta get with it my man.

How do we feel about the I will name fag until.....x meme?

I think it's a bit gay personally but opinions are welcome.

BoxSwede has been dead for like a year though

Thats good casuals wont know him

doesnt mean he wasnt entertaining, him getting BTFO everytime was gold

I've come around on it.

He was right in the end though. Cruz got pieced up by Cody, a former Boxer

Yeah, was confirmed a couple night again.

Is Mulhouse a meme?

It might bring a little bit of credibility to posts.

For example, no one ever knows if it's the ass eating czech person or not.

no but Mulhouse is not a meme is a meme

Because boxing is a Patrician science while apeswing should be banned

it was never about that

he was saying that the better boxer would always win

Come on, he shit on Cruz every chance he got. We laughed at him constantly, even harder when he bet Dillashaw with a bad foor and 4 year layoff
Wish he stayed around for the Cody fight desu and I'm a Cruz fan

People who don't eat ass should be banned tbqh.

What about if she only wipes her butt with toilet paper?

dominick Snooze was never good dork

Finding secret ways to avatar is for faggots, it's good to drown out people like our Jacare humping friend.

I'll knock you out don't shit talk me who do you think I am, a Canadian?

How do I get a GF like Mackenzie?

Wish I knew.

$250 an hour.

Oh shit, Lewis/Browne is tomorrow?

Oh nah senpai I got myself all prepared for it today
Ffs

We have Mitrione vs Fedor tonight

>The Bantamweight GOAT was never good

This better be b8.

Yeah but I'm not watching a full Bellator card after last time

This is so shitty, I woke up later and everything

bad boys bad boys

The real main event

If mitrione beats fedor does that make schob the almost goat because he beat mitrione?

It's lellator, buts it filled with UFC rejects so it should be fun. Mitrione, Cheick, Thompson, Fedor, And Kos are fighting.

Bellator's website says the Main Card begins at 9pm. Is that 9pm PST? Cause I ain't staying up till 7am to watch that shit.

2am for us I'm pretty sure, main event will probably be at like 4am

Memes aside, even if you accept Arlovski as winning, Brendan Schaub is still clearly the superior fighter and the GOAT of all GOATS.

Arlovski lost to Brett Rogers, who lost to to Barnett who lost to Cro Cop who got decapitated by Big Brown. Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.

This can be applied a step further to the Travis Browne . Browne just lost to Andrei Arlovski who, as we've established, is inferior to Based Big Brown. Therefore, Schaub > Arlovski > Browne. This also applies to when Arlovski beat big Country.

Schaub beats Gonzaga, who beat rothwell.
Therefore

Schaub > Gonzaga > Rothwell

>Brendan Schaub
Undisputed GOAT
15-0 record
11-0 in the UFC

that can? lol

*takes you down*

That's not too bad desu, let us hope this is the case GMT friendo.

Not an argument.

neither was your post, that guy got BTFO to retirement, he wasn't even gatekeeper level, he stopped fighting because his end game was to become a vegetable after half the division meme'ed on him

How are you guys preparing for tomorrow night?

AMA

I love that completely unnecessary follow up shot Roy does. Must have gotten fed up with Shob too.

What are you doing?

I think it's time to stop /heem/ and come back to game thread only.
It was fun for a while but for the past few months it became Sup Forums tier bad

are you autistic?

I do a YouTube second screen show.

Holy fuck man. Are you Mark Henry?

are you actually preparing notes for the fights my man?for free?

sorry but I cant approve of this,its way too autistic

People on here call me that a lot but I don't think so.
I want to be a ufc announcer one day. Forgot to mention.

>Miesha's joocy bunda in that 200 Embedded video

HNNGGG

Ok good luck man, hope it goes well.

How much do you get paid to shitpost? Beat it nerd

>I want to be a ufc announcer one day

how old are you?also how do you hope to be able to get into the media?do you have any connections

34. No real connections. I'm followed by a few mma journalists and Robin Black once retweeted me.

link us to your show plz

I will give you an honest opinion

You do know that realistically you're a bit old to start a career in media at this point right?

>I'm followed by a few mma journalists and Robin Black once retweeted me.

Kek, all the credentials you'll need I'm sure, just Email the UFC your application and get Robin Black to pull a few favors.

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I'll link before I go live tonight. Brendan Schaub started a new career when he was 31 and now he is making bank. If he can do it, I can too.

Pls no bully

WHO?

Don't expect my regular amount of prep for Bellator though. The real show will be tomorrow.

I no bully little Aussie, come in and make yourself at home. There's slippers and a warm blanket beside the fireplace.

me in the middle

Brendan Schaub was an already famous fighter my man.Totally different case with an already established userbase.Anyway I dont intend to bash you,if its your real passion go for it

Also link some previous show to your heem buddies.If you're good we'll back you up and follow you

F E D O R

Fucking hell

Fedor will sub Mitrione with EASE, remember Mitrione got submitted by Brendan fucking Schaub in the 1st round, and by Ben "The cuck" Rothwell

>not a single heem.webm/sub.webm from an american flag

just this
lol what happened bro, did you rage quit after your thread got deleted or get banned and are posting from your phone?

You can see the scar he got from diving headfirst into Nogueira. Not sure where the others are from.

And Maldonado put fedor on Queer Street.

Why are all Russian face always full of despair?

meaningless
don't talk about MMA until there exists a single good australian born fighter
you're literally a nobody

BTFO

They don't have the luxury of being propped up for centuries by England and the United States.

Great OP.

I drive by that sign every single day.

Brings back so many memories instantly.

>no good Australian fighters

Ummm sweetie, you don't remeber elvis sinosic?

kek

I love how they trash your town. It's unironically nicer than most places on Earth and no I don't live within 2 hours of it.

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How do Snooze fanboys defend or respect him after he turned down a rematch for the belt?

Grow up or I'll bury you.

Why? Are you scared that Dillashaw will heem Garbagebrandt silly?

I cant seem to pull the trigger on Fedor/Mitrione and Lewis/Browne, I mean Mitrione should have this but Bellator fights are fixed, and Lewis has been hot lately but mainly against bums, and Browne can be a killer if he's on form, I cant decide where to put my cheeky fivers

Shit b8, Cruz turned it down because he knows he needs to make adjustments. That simple. Only an idiot would have tried again so soon.

Agreed, he is a massive pussy.

How does she keep getting away with it? Would you agree to fight her if you were a 145 pounder?