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it ain't me edition
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cara

daft buggers

*brap*

alri lads

*toot braaafftpp*

mmm

spoiler that hog

need a bf

42 years

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haha get fucked train faggot

hello cuckboy

>Load up fortunate_son.FLAC
>it ain't me starts playing

irish bog man

want to to know what i feels like to ejaculate inside a fanny

get a nice haircut and grow facial hair lads

it'll change your life

the swedish gf

> you have what we in the medical profession call 'a fucked up almond'
> we'll put you on these pills that will make you a bit of a zombie
Wahey! I love where my life is heading.
Being retarded isn't a gimmick. It's an affliction.

there was a man and a little boy waving a syrian flag outside morrisons this afternoon

Rorkes, watch this video and redpill yourselves

youtube.com/watch?v=R_wFShyJXPc

*ominously hovers my quaking arse over /brit/ like a full moon*

*sits on your lap*

spolier that frog

So apparently having a job is reddit now

hmm

Excellent post

middle east should jsut be carpet bombed put them out of their misery

*opens my mouth wide*

Hey guys I had this amazing new business idea.

So you say you want others to be helped incase it ever happens to you, because you'd want to be helped. so, right, hear me out it's a crazy thought.

Everybody who wants to be helped if it happens to them gets to say so and they all choose, of their own free will, to pay into a big pot. If anyone who paid into it gets sick or injured and needs help the money will cover it, and if they don't then they can still be sure that if it does, they will be okay.

Everybody who doesn't want to do this, doesn't have to and they don't have to pay the tax that would cover such things anymore!

I think because it allows people to ensure their future is safeguarded we could call it, insurance, and it would be a completely optional way to exercise your moral view of the world without forcing it upon others.

will enjoy watching him die in a gulag

also be a 6'12" athletic basket hoops player with money

only rorkes are staunchly against any form of welfare state

NIGGAS START TO MUMBLE,
THEY WANNA RUMBLE
MIX 'EM UP AND COOK 'EM IN A POT LIKE GUMBO

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>look at bookshelf
>zizek
not a fucking chance

>redditspaced shit
nary a word

cannae wait for rising storm vietnam
going to roast all those gooks

He still looks weird Tbh

can you condense this wall of words in a more suitable 5 word sentence, thanks sweetiepie x

...

*does something stupid*

shouldn't have done that...

If we were in the jungle, how many of us do you think would get natural selected? How much of us Sup Forums lot would be weeded out by nature? We're a product of an artificial environment. Most of us would be dead in natural conditions.

Me, I barely survive in civilisation. I'd be a deadman in the wild.

[spoiler]new gimmick lads[/spoiler]

the one game i'm looking forward too aswell

>Merry Christmas, NEETypoo! This will be the last time we see each other before the New Year? Aren't you just so excited for Christmas?
>Me? Even on my modest wage as a DWP job coach I can afford to take me and my family on holiday - me and my loving family will be spending it somewhere lovely and warm - the bahamas this year!
>And you? Ah yes, you'll be spending it alone in your small flat, bailiffs letters piling up, slowly driven mad by the cheeriness of everyone around you, knowing that you're not allowed to join in.
>Well, not to worry NEETypoo, because you've been such a good boy and done your 37 hours of job search each week, travelled for hours to those interviews we arranged for you, did SO well on your two week unpaid work experience at the call centre, and just generally been such a good boy, we have decided to reward you with 10 (TEN) pounds sterling, to spend on whatever you like!
>Now there's a good NEETypoo, sign here for me and have a lovely Christmas!

gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

*expropriates your assets and deports you to Siberia*

heh, nothing personnel

is it still not fucking out yet?

have you played Day of Infamy?

MANGE

there is no such thing as artificiality

*smells your hair*

>going on holiday over christmas

what? who does this

cant believe yanks lost a war to gooks hiding in the jungle and in sewers and to rasheeds hiding in caves

Any poor specimens in here? I want to naturally select you.

I think I corrected this filename for you a while ago, I've seen it posted marked as American troops and I pointed out the SLRs

this made me depressed

>being so mad you right a novel
still laffin at u wageslave

Communism is the new counter-culture to conservatism, which is the new counter-culture to liberalism.

this 2bh

she needs to sort her hair out or shes benched

fuccboi
cuccboi
succboi

*thinks about replying*
*checks flag first*
ahhhh yes.

just be yourself bro, its not about looks, its about your personality

just going to pretend 2017 hasnt happened desu

>right
oh dear neetypoo! will we have to send you on a mandatory English course?

woops lad, write*

SCREAMING

ah yes... insure fucking everything
our corporate overlords are sure to be kind to us and people not having insurance is a net benefit for us all

literally this

Utterly cringe at neet scum who attempt to act superior

honestly cannot tell the difference between the "retarded" and the regular leaf posts

Kek sounds like cack as in to cack one's pants i.e. shite yerself

fug iv been commied

really want a gf like this

need to get drunk

fat fuck

wouldnt shag her

fat and ugly?

etap gal a get bang

fat fuck

would shag her

ideal baby factory

need to get crunk

no its on sale now but it releases on June 2nd iirc
No but I played a lot of rising storm 1

always happy to be corrected if im wrong. its aussie troops but american helicopters

my cat snores like one of these. fucking cartoonish. should take a video of it

£17.50

You know what I meant. Our bodies didn't evolve for this. Someone with a brain like mine would have died in the savannah.

Civilisation is propping up poor specimens of humanity. The feeble and abnormal used to die before the Industrial revolution. Now we just trudge along in a consumerist wonderland.

>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.

imagine - there must be people in this thread right now for whom this is the highlight of their year. they must spend the weeks leading up to the big day daydreaming about what they'll spend it on? Maybe .5g of weed? a 12 pack of tinnies? a 15 minute incall with the cheapest, fattest escort in town?

>freedom is bad because the wrong people will get power what we really need is a communist dictatorship comrade

His father, Gordon Scott Hayward, is 5'10" (1.78 m), as is his mother Jody. Believing that their son was destined to be average sized, his father, according to Forde, "continually pushed his son to develop a guard's skill set."[5]

The twins' plans changed when the younger Gordon underwent an unexpected growth spurt. He shot up to 6'4 as a sophomore and two years after he almost abandoned basketball, he had grown to 6'7" (2.01 m); he reached 6'8" (2.03 m) as a senior,[5][6] and reportedly added another inch at Butler (though the NBA lists him at 6'8").[5]

batty bois

bottas wife is cute

theres more than one spelling mistake, wagie, still laffin at ur hard work to support my neetbux

kss kss kss kss kss

and then onto national socialism

ye but i'm not sure if she likes her horses or him more jej

why do you assume poor people are irresponsible with their money

nope, just a basic welfare state like literally every government of every country with a high quality of life for the last 70 years or so has agreed upon

Establishment culture is the new counter culture

A violent revolution is the only path towards meaningful social change and elimination of inequality

because their poor

>£10
>.5 of weed
Is this the power of London?

PUNG ROG CONSERBATISM COUNTAH CULTURE LIBERALS IMAJUN MOI SUHPRISE

fat fuck-would shag

how is this possible?

If a brain doctor inspected every brain in this thread, how many of us would come up retarded.

A lot of you cunts are actually normies, but I'm sure we have a disproportionate amount of folk with underdeveloped cortexes and half-almonds on Sup Forums. This place is a retard magnet.

>their

maybe they're disabled and can't work