Crossrail edition
/brit/
maisie
prefer this edition but rules is rules
this is the real thread
wagecucks btfo
howling at the ancap aussie in the last thread
what's with this neurotic leaf self diagnosing himself with brain damage
autism speaks
Hello...
better thread
communism is such a laughably shit ideology that only the most cretinous troglodytes believe in
Ritsu
any1 here a hardcore atheist like me?
yes, i f*cking love science
ello
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!
what a fucking autist
anyone had any brushes with the paki rape gangs in their lives
had one. Walking home from a party late at night when i was like 16. this middle class girl was walking home too in the same direction
she turns left, me and my m8 turn right. car pulls up to her, 2 pakis in it. they ask her how much how much? she says 'leave me alone' they spit at her and drive off.
What a terrible thread
>train autist
>desperate to get people to use his thread
make the next new thread at 250 posts
Can someone make a new thread and we all go there just to watch him sperg out haha
Don't do drugs. If I seem like a druggie it's because what drugs does to people's brains is how my brain is normally. Hahaha.
Need my willy sucked by a man who is feminine
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trains?
I am Op
I dont care about the thread, a thousand people have been sperging on behalf of me
It has to be a brit otherwise he'll cry so hard everyone else will come back here just to shut him up
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY BIPEDS WHO IDENTIFY AS LAAAAAAAAADIEEEEEEEEEEEES
wait
how did matthew judfords name change to matthew ludford
it hurts when I pull my foreskin back
*ground shakes*
*sound of gunshots and horses whinnieing in the distance*
Lads... they're here
maybe /brit/ is slightly retarded
Judford isn't a name
It's definitely Ludford
alri lads
my instinctus primus is to shoot yanks
Med student here.
Any discolouration or just general tightness?
We should tell Alexander Williams
>*wallows in depression*
It's going to be a long night.
stare at this then
it is slight phimosis im pretty sure. tight ring and that
How do I excise these demons? There must be a better way to live than this. God please kill me.
me too, i managed to open my third eye recently when i boofed a line of lsd and took mushrooms in pill form. aint been the same since, i can see thru humans and into their souls dude
his user name is matthew.ludford
under that lighting it looks like matthewJudford
>you just gotta be more confident bro
need an exorcism
You've 1 of 2 options really.
>Get a steroidal cream, apply around your glans and foreskin and stretch it daily for around a month.
>Circumcision.
Just moisturised :3
Just read about the Rotherham rape ring and it turned me into a Rorke. Pakis OUT
how do i do nofap
reviving this forgotten gimmick
irrelevant
female ejaculation is banned in porn
Only in the UK
wasnt just confined to Rotherham either.
guessed who suppressed it. thats right, lefties.
not mutilating my dick. and I don't have a prescription for strong enough cream to make any difference. going to stick to just stretching in the shower
thoughts on crossrail?
Confidence is all in the lower-back, and a bit in the pelvis.
Absolutely DESPISE the left
Wtf i hate lefties now?!???!!!
Looked at pictures of tripe and now I've got the willies and can't sleep
tfw you are basically in with the leggy waitress, but Dumbledore makes you teleport to Slughorn's house to chat him up instead
in aus
*comes into the thread and without a word unleashes my THUNDEROUS right hook at everyone here just for a moment of peace and quiet*
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not a fan
OH FUCK
JANNY
HELP
hate being depressed
its not fair
rotherham, you say?
here, have this outdated list
Whaoh man, I said I was suicidal, but not that suicidal. Put that human-tenderiser away.
The first time I was drunk was at The White Hart by Liverpool Street Station
you dont
I am not having a good time in club, pls wish me luck xx
looked at pictures of willies and now i've got tripe and can't sleep
tell me more
*breaks your hand with my skull*
The skin tightens due to a lack of moisture mainly but there are other factors.
Try stretching it will bio-oil. How long has it been like that? Is it only in the past few months?
What's the deal with the rayguns gimmick
Also, what is the solution to the Paki Question (PQ)?
I was 18
It was my first time in Europe
I was scared
I've never used coins to pay for things and the barman was obviously annoyed I couldn't count them out
Do you think Tim brought the pictures of Amer and Kev with him to his new flat?
*gets schwifty*
youtube.com
^ this guy
whats the point? Wont take me anywhere I wanna go
what a tune
youtube.com
Hey, Dr. user, is there a cure for depression? Vitamin D? Sunshine? Fulfilment? A good wank?
need an effective muzzling
this guy got ridiculed and vilified by the left for saying those things.
turns out he was right all along. the left are sickening.
probably had them framed
What do the stuffed animals represent
*OBLITERATES your skull with a VICOFEROUS TRANSCENDENT right hook*
*Initiates the Chad Stride*
The family he left behind when he went mental
Excuse me Doc, my willy is a slightly different color on the base of the shaft than it is near the tip, and the glans has become highly keratinized. Diagnosis???
horrible onerous cretinous slug of a creature with with the DPD
if he thinks he's a big guy, he's not a big guy he's a little girly post and they need, the doctors need to instead of messing me around they need to look inside his head and mess him around
he needs to be shot and thrown down a well
WHOEVER IS MARKUS HAUSEN PLEASE STOP CONTACTING TIM. HE IS MENTALLY ILL AND DOESNT UNDERSTAND MEMES
what do you think giving tim a rimjob would be like?
Post absolute random anons you recognise:
Canada that posts post-hardcore occasionally.
actually rewatching this i can clearly make out what he says
i'm now definitely having a postulate