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Crossrail edition

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maisie

prefer this edition but rules is rules

this is the real thread

wagecucks btfo

howling at the ancap aussie in the last thread

what's with this neurotic leaf self diagnosing himself with brain damage

autism speaks

Hello...

youtube.com/watch?v=GCuK5eRD6as

better thread

communism is such a laughably shit ideology that only the most cretinous troglodytes believe in

Ritsu

any1 here a hardcore atheist like me?

yes, i f*cking love science

ello

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!

what a fucking autist

anyone had any brushes with the paki rape gangs in their lives

had one. Walking home from a party late at night when i was like 16. this middle class girl was walking home too in the same direction

she turns left, me and my m8 turn right. car pulls up to her, 2 pakis in it. they ask her how much how much? she says 'leave me alone' they spit at her and drive off.

What a terrible thread

>train autist
>desperate to get people to use his thread

make the next new thread at 250 posts

Can someone make a new thread and we all go there just to watch him sperg out haha

Don't do drugs. If I seem like a druggie it's because what drugs does to people's brains is how my brain is normally. Hahaha.

Need my willy sucked by a man who is feminine

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trains?

I am Op
I dont care about the thread, a thousand people have been sperging on behalf of me

It has to be a brit otherwise he'll cry so hard everyone else will come back here just to shut him up

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY BIPEDS WHO IDENTIFY AS LAAAAAAAAADIEEEEEEEEEEEES

wait
how did matthew judfords name change to matthew ludford

it hurts when I pull my foreskin back

*ground shakes*
*sound of gunshots and horses whinnieing in the distance*
Lads... they're here

maybe /brit/ is slightly retarded

Judford isn't a name
It's definitely Ludford

alri lads

my instinctus primus is to shoot yanks

Med student here.
Any discolouration or just general tightness?

We should tell Alexander Williams

>*wallows in depression*
It's going to be a long night.

stare at this then

it is slight phimosis im pretty sure. tight ring and that

How do I excise these demons? There must be a better way to live than this. God please kill me.

me too, i managed to open my third eye recently when i boofed a line of lsd and took mushrooms in pill form. aint been the same since, i can see thru humans and into their souls dude

his user name is matthew.ludford
under that lighting it looks like matthewJudford

>you just gotta be more confident bro

need an exorcism

You've 1 of 2 options really.
>Get a steroidal cream, apply around your glans and foreskin and stretch it daily for around a month.
>Circumcision.

Just moisturised :3

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/17/the-question-isnt-if-female-ejaculation-is-real-its-why-you-dont-trust-women-to-tell-you
ah yes, legitimate journalism

Just read about the Rotherham rape ring and it turned me into a Rorke. Pakis OUT

how do i do nofap

reviving this forgotten gimmick

irrelevant

female ejaculation is banned in porn

Only in the UK

wasnt just confined to Rotherham either.

guessed who suppressed it. thats right, lefties.

not mutilating my dick. and I don't have a prescription for strong enough cream to make any difference. going to stick to just stretching in the shower

thoughts on crossrail?

Confidence is all in the lower-back, and a bit in the pelvis.

Absolutely DESPISE the left

Wtf i hate lefties now?!???!!!

Looked at pictures of tripe and now I've got the willies and can't sleep

tfw you are basically in with the leggy waitress, but Dumbledore makes you teleport to Slughorn's house to chat him up instead

in aus

*comes into the thread and without a word unleashes my THUNDEROUS right hook at everyone here just for a moment of peace and quiet*

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not a fan

OH FUCK


JANNY


HELP

hate being depressed
its not fair

rotherham, you say?
here, have this outdated list

Whaoh man, I said I was suicidal, but not that suicidal. Put that human-tenderiser away.

The first time I was drunk was at The White Hart by Liverpool Street Station

you dont

I am not having a good time in club, pls wish me luck xx

looked at pictures of willies and now i've got tripe and can't sleep

tell me more

*breaks your hand with my skull*

The skin tightens due to a lack of moisture mainly but there are other factors.
Try stretching it will bio-oil. How long has it been like that? Is it only in the past few months?

What's the deal with the rayguns gimmick

Also, what is the solution to the Paki Question (PQ)?

I was 18
It was my first time in Europe
I was scared
I've never used coins to pay for things and the barman was obviously annoyed I couldn't count them out

Do you think Tim brought the pictures of Amer and Kev with him to his new flat?

*gets schwifty*

youtube.com/watch?v=gE2OzGfIDLQ

^ this guy

whats the point? Wont take me anywhere I wanna go

what a tune
youtube.com/watch?v=VkXYjy6sZ2A

Hey, Dr. user, is there a cure for depression? Vitamin D? Sunshine? Fulfilment? A good wank?

need an effective muzzling

this guy got ridiculed and vilified by the left for saying those things.

turns out he was right all along. the left are sickening.

probably had them framed

What do the stuffed animals represent

*OBLITERATES your skull with a VICOFEROUS TRANSCENDENT right hook*

*Initiates the Chad Stride*

The family he left behind when he went mental

Excuse me Doc, my willy is a slightly different color on the base of the shaft than it is near the tip, and the glans has become highly keratinized. Diagnosis???

horrible onerous cretinous slug of a creature with with the DPD
if he thinks he's a big guy, he's not a big guy he's a little girly post and they need, the doctors need to instead of messing me around they need to look inside his head and mess him around

he needs to be shot and thrown down a well

WHOEVER IS MARKUS HAUSEN PLEASE STOP CONTACTING TIM. HE IS MENTALLY ILL AND DOESNT UNDERSTAND MEMES

what do you think giving tim a rimjob would be like?

Post absolute random anons you recognise:

Canada that posts post-hardcore occasionally.

actually rewatching this i can clearly make out what he says
i'm now definitely having a postulate