>couple having unprotected sex >they come >they just lie there afterwards
Where's the scene where the woman tries to clamp her pussy shut wiggling her way to the toilet as not to dump that cum and pussy juice cocktail all over the bed?
Does anyone in Hollywood ever fuck?
Also where's the scene where the guy needs to take a piss afterwards and his dick sprays piss in two different directions uncontrollably and he has to get down and try to clean the piss off the floor before she wants the toilet?
Michael Ross
>his dick sprays piss in two different directions uncontrollably this nigga knows whats up
Evan Gomez
Don't they just digest it? How to have babby if they let it out
Camden Cook
My ex gf use to let me cum in her and then she would just fall asleep afterwards
She told me she wouldn't have my baby :')
Andrew Lopez
>his dick sprays piss in two different directions uncontrollably
Hate when that happens. I have to fully bend my legs and aim my rock hard penis into the toilet so it sprays inside the toilet.
Lincoln Martinez
>Where's the scene where the woman tries to clamp her pussy shut wiggling her way to the toilet as not to dump that cum and pussy juice cocktail all over the bed?
Any intimation of bodily fluids existing will get a movie an NC-17.
Daniel Ross
>Also where's the scene where the guy needs to take a piss afterwards and his dick sprays piss in two different directions uncontrollably and he has to get down and try to clean the piss off the floor before she wants the toilet?
I thought I was the only one!
Luke Williams
>the woman tries to clamp her pussy shut wiggling her way to the toilet as not to dump that cum and pussy juice cocktail all over the bed
I've never had sex before, what do you mean dump the cum? I thought it shoots up inside and the woman retains it?
If the cum falls out, how does women get pregnant?
Hudson Adams
>woman is kidnapped and is tied out of nowhere >has shaved arm pits
Sebastian Perez
>If the cum falls out, how does women get pregnant?
She has to do a head/hand stand do the cum goes down.
Ayden Clark
fuck, I think iit was NYPD blue where they actually had a post sex scene where a woman comes out of the restroom with a box of tissues
Brandon Smith
This. We've been trying for a baby for a while now but my wife keeps passing out when she does the hand stand.
It was also super awkward when my wife's son walked in and I had to do the 'birds and bee' talk.
Christian Brooks
We need a trueman bread
Michael Myers
Where's the scene where the guy cums so hard he farts?
Gabriel Johnson
She's just a lazy pig. That's how you get a uti also
Josiah Morris
Where's the scene where they cum somewhere o her body and she runs to get a towel immediately.
Charles Perez
>Also where's the scene where the guy needs to take a piss afterwards and his dick sprays piss in two different directions uncontrollably and he has to get down and try to clean the piss off the floor before she wants the toilet?
Me, myself and Irene.
Christopher Cox
Beat me to it.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Also, 40 year old virgin and a dozen other movies
Caleb Cooper
Haha so everybody in this thread was just talking about the movie
They've never had sex lol
Gavin Gray
>Also where's the scene where the guy needs to take a piss afterwards and his dick sprays piss in two different directions uncontrollably and he has to get down and try to clean the piss off the floor before she wants the toilet? This never actually happened to me
