Waifu Thing Claim Thread

Waifu Thing Claim Thread
Rules: Claim your waifu
no spam
no stealing
traps are gay
>Misaki Claimed

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T-to anyone asking, I'm not behind any s-spamming campaign, I d-don't condone any spamming campaign, and I h-have a live and let live attitude.

Find someone else to blame.

Yeah I failed last summer, almost blew it this fall and summer. I just tend to get nervous now, its nothin serious.
Tell me love user, I cant go to bed
howdy

go to bed ma'am

better

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*giggles* S-sorry dear, but I've got some affairs t-to set in order before I go on vacation

Control your sheep

youtu.be/OsnfYn_ZFdE

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Tell me whats going on
I dont have any money

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a distinct lack of alcohol, mostly!

D-did you not notice they are making fun of a l-laughable assertion that I have any control over Ikarous?

Try harder dear. I don't have sheep and I have no control over anyone.

I w-wouldn't want it even if you did.
H-have some tea instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
Well good luck to ya lad. Also I hear you own guns. You from Texas, Pvt. Cowboy?

>I have no control over anyone.

You could control me if you really wanted to.

>talking about spreading fake conspiracy theories for fun

>>>you think it's an actual conspiracy theory.

not very bright are you?

I p-prefer people who can t-think and act for themselves.

S-see, this guy gets it.

Robert, please.

saya..

Yeah, I know. I'm just saying you could do it if you wanted to.

It's not like I want to be controlled, I enjoy my freedom above all else.

Hmm. I'll just take that at face value then. As an aside, this didn't work like you said.
Though it did spook jack, which was a little amusing.

That's a cute song.. for about a minute and then it gets repetitive.

user..

Oh w-wow, me disputing the events of a known l-liar? S-shocking.

T-tell me more about how I'm evil *gene wilder look*

Vivian James claimed. It's been too long. Are the spammers gone? Also,does anyone remember me?

That sucks. I mean your situation specifically.
It's too late for tea. Are you a biological woman?
Nope but I own as many guns as a Floridian ought or more. 223 9mm and of course the ought six coming in tomorrow. That's the centerfire stuff.

I didn't p-post that. Most l-likely Jack d-did in a very transparent attempt t-to make you all scared of me.

That picture....has very deep significance to me. But it also has a name; I wouldn't post it with just numbers.

*shrugs*

Oh s-sorry, missed you. Here.
youtube.com/watch?v=FebIL6WtyQ4

can we not fight each other tonight? both of you should step back and take a deep breath.

I dont think I will.

Just keep repeating the beginning then

Saya how are you...

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T-that I am. And you are r-right, this is really energy drink time.

I'm n-not fighting anyone darling.

*yawns* I'll t-tell Reaver you are doxxing him. I'm s-sure he could use a laugh too

Drike :)

How are the stars?

you're not fighting, but you and other people are creating a tense atmosphere and I just want people to stop doing this to each other. I'm not gonna make you two get along, but god damn can I have one night where it doesn't feel like things are falling apart?

Hi everyone did the banana spam stop already?

So you're either Blu, Mako or Vert.

Hmm? I think you're misunderstanding. You were in here talking with me once and told me it would function as a 'bat symbol' of sorts. This was quite a while ago though so i don't expect you to remember it well. Could have even been an imposter. I dunno.
I posted it while jack was planning his raid or whatever and he thought you were threatening him. While i found that amusing, it wasn't really my intent.

W-welcome to my life for the l-last six years.

What is Alice doing to create a tense atmosphere?

She's just trying to defuse the situation.

wait wait this the real alice?

Soukka. That shit's pretty neat. Only guns I ever touched was some unknown sniper rifle and a lee enfield and I never got to shoot em. Does it feel satisfying?

Im none of those.

I slept for 4h. Don't feel tired. I need to go soon.. after a cold shower..

It gets repetitive then too..

Oh m-my, that actually might have b-been what woke us up t-to that then. Thank you.

The one and only. H-how can I help you tonight? I'm only h-here to disavow any rumors I'm involved in any of t-this.

I'll take my leave soon, as it seems my presence is causing discomfort to someone.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I may become no-car for a time if this part doesn't fix the idle problem.

Don't go blaming me nigger, if it were me I'd make it known.

she's still logged onto steam, so I'd guess so.

so you are a liar or they gave it to you.

Hello beautiful I feel like singing for no damn reason.

Have a good shower..

I did my own research from this.

given that isnt alice that means you did research that was worthless gg

>my presence is causing discomfort to someone.
if that's me, fuck it. don't worry about me, I'm always uncomfortable.

>I'm only h-here to disavow any rumors I'm involved in any of t-this.

They're not rumors, it's malicious misinformation.

Well, one that I'm pretty sure everybody's familiar with is about to get blocked out tomorrow, so I'm really looking forward to that. Also, about a week ago, Cassini started it's final five orbits around Saturn before it becomes one with the gas giant. I'll miss that probe. How are you?

The hell are you REEEEEing for no reason for?

Neat.
youtube.com/watch?v=UjPMWvxDlHk

W-well, I didn't wish t-to be quite that curt.
But yes, I would say such comments are intellectually dishonest and devoid of merit.

T-that sounds like something you s-should get looked at doll....

I'd rather you didn't throw around accusations about me, it's rather rude.

>tfw always no-car

kinda rude for you to dox someone....poorly.

>trying this hard
I'd ask for tits but I'm a practicing Catholic. I'll let you off this time.
Hey Osaka
I still haven't been able to get to the 06 yet but the cases are huge, I'll post when I get to shoot it. The 223 is fun now that I fixed the gas system and it shoots smoothly. 9mm is also cool because its heavy and has little recoil.

22 Lr is fun for plinking and the 17 airgun is fun for shooting cock roaches and squirrels.

Hmm. If you say so. Jack has all the subtlety of a cannon. Regardless, if i had any hand in ruining his fun in my very half-assed way of doing so, i'm pleased. I've been busy most of the day so i don't really know what became of any of what was going on.

What is the significance of the glasses?

Thank you k-kindly(?)

I am reeeing at possibility of nocar.... or at least no A/C.

You can be-car, but you'll only get a Miata.

Well that didnt take to fucking long

*shrugs* I've b-been asleep most of the day too.

N-nothing at all

And if you think that was my work, you're also mistaken.

I mean, last I checked actually imma need to spend the money on other things

>only get a Miata
So like you then?

I think the reporting helped

it didn't, the person spamming went to sleep they didn't get banned. mods dont care about you.

No hits on tineye or reverse google.

there is no research you could do

wow. hello i guess i'm chitoge or drike nice to meet you

i dont really think you are involved in any of this. i dont even know why waifu was the batteground for any of this.


hello, singing is cool

True i reported a few just for the lulz

That is exactly r-right. I'm s-simply not involved.
And I'd like to stay that way.

Hi to you as well what are you doing right now?
I guess but I suck at it alot

>i dont even know why waifu was the batteground for any of this.

Because Jack's a moron.

Id like to say Im fine but after my filling this morning Im way off how Id like to feel.
But I didnt do anything yet

S-something I can strongly agree with

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All that maintenance must be expensive af. Sounds like a fun hobby tho. Hardcore too, makes me and my little model kits feel like pussy shit.

Man that's cool, alway wanted to go hunting for little animals and insects. If I ever get my hands on something like an airgun or pellet pistol, I'm hunting for worms.

coward

NOT A MIATA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yet being the key word here. I can pre-reee dammit!

Ah, since we're in waifu territory, I guess you're my waifu Alice.

P-please don't.

But anyway, nah, I'll probably be staying no-car for a while because even after saving for the obvious I probably have other things I should direct it towards

Well I couldnt sleep earlier. Nervous because of classes, now that I'm posting I cant stop.
Eh ammo doesn't cost quite as much as it used to and I dont shoot in amazing quantities. A thousand rounds 223 will last six months easy.

>youtube.com/watch?v=N52VD2LzQmw

Yes?

where is rori the talking shit coward

If I wanted a REEE, Id have it by now.

Heh. I just wanted to see what you'd say.

I don't think I'm capable of loving anyone as deeply as a broken mind can love a waifu.

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Man it's like you're not paying attention.

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indeed he is

well i'm glad to see you came to clear the water

i'm not rude or hold anything against anyone, i have to go around a thread of yours one day to chat and say hello.

still cool, i'm sure you are not that bad Osaka

not sayin' shit now are you shit talker