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We iz mazter Race and Shiet

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Yes Spain but I'll have you know your fucking "armada" lost because of
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Was enough to overthrow your republic tho

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>Braging about a war that England lost

british """""""empire""""""""

dude, just kill niggers and a bunch of abbos and name yourself an empire lmao

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>Franco ruled for 40 years
>Hitler for 11 years
Kek. Adolph was pathetic

>Largest Empire every to exist
>Only toppled after internal conflicts from two devastating world wars
>Created English as the lingua franca of the earth
>Spread civilisation across the globe.

>Viceroy released after their home nation was conquered
>been a series of military dictatorships and hasn't done anything of note besides trying to invade an undefended set of islands.

you sure got us Argies.

>Anglo Spanish war 1585-1604
>Never formally declared
>Ended with status quo ante bellum

Nice one Amigo, that sure was el Grande y Felicísima Armada

Muh territory, muh lands!. Territory doesnt make an empire, Byzantine Empire had less land than you and they were more notable.
""""""english"""""" language (heavily influenced by latins)
>genocided natives around the world and stole their gold just to please a bourgeois monarchy, stigmatizing european people forever

And Franco failed after his birth being overthrown

Kek. England was forced out of Flandes and out of the American aspirations,going bankrupt and losing its fleet. England remain totally irrelevant after the war. While Spain still had the biggest fleet in the world.

>And Franco failed after his birth being overthrown
What?

>Byzantine Empire had less land than you and they were more notable.

Lol what did they do that was more notable?

Also the world has been advanced greatly by the socio-economic contributions of the British empire (Industrial revolution) not to mention the technological and cultural advancements that we spread across the world (We're the reason slavery and canabalism isn't a thing"

>english language (heavily influenced by latins)

Lol fuck off pedro.

>England was forced out of Flandes and out of the American aspirations,going bankrupt and losing its fleet. England remain totally irrelevant after the war. While Spain still had the biggest fleet in the world.


You're thinking of the Anglo-Spanish War (1625–30)

managed to beat you fuckers to shit in the Anglo-Spanish War 1654–60 and then it was a decline from there on out.

"Holy Roman Empire". This is a very difficult thing to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.

"Holy", you say, while grinning like Voltaire did. "Holy", it is it's name. But then, thinking of "Holy", you think about all the emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.

But then, the funniest is coming. "Roman". Yes, now. You cannot contain your laughter. “Roman”, it is called, despite the fact that this “Roman” body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A Germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves “Roman”.

And now, here is the end of the fun: “Empire”. Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An “Empire”, a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An “Empire” who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

>Brought the foundations for modern civilsation to more than half the planet
>hehe you waz just killin abbos guyz xD

God save the Queen.

/his/ shitposting is really spilling over

leave /his/ memes alone

>managed to beat you fuckers to shit in the Anglo-Spanish War 1654–60 and then it was a decline from there on out.
Hell no. You just took Jamaica in that war,and it was just a scavanger attack,after a war with France. England was always a third tier power until the XIX century.

Holy, Roman, Empire because those were titles the Pope claimed the ability to bestow after the remaining actual Roman Empire became ruled by a woman.

>the Pope claimed the ability to bestow
exactly, claimed

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>War of the Spanish Succession
>War of the Quadruple Alliance
>Anglo-Spanish War (1727–29)
>Anglo-Spanish War (1762–63)

The we saved you fuckers from the French; you're welcome.

Taleb is how the Greeks probably looked like. Unlike what Nordicists spout here

>We haven't invaded Sweden yet.
Soon.

One of the best meme

HOLY
>emperors are sanctioned by the Pope
>official faith is Catholic Christianity

ROMAN
>the city of Rome was a part of the HRE for many years
>Papal states had close contact with HRE
>it continued the legacy of Rome

EMPIRE
>an overarching structure containing smaller units
>independent kingdoms, imperial cities, duchies etc

stop doing this Voltaire meme
he was a retard
Germans living in HRE were geniuses of science, philosophy and technology