Why don't Americans have Saints?

Why don't Americans have Saints?

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They don't?

But they do have some:

-St. Burger
-St. Coke
and St. Freedom Fries.

>Saints
Low-key polytheism, that

This
Say no to Romish popery and its devil practice

But we do?
They just won the superbowl not that long ago.

>op thinks papism of balkans applies to protestant world empire

They aren't actual catholics, their god is money.

>money
>not guns.

>US
>World empire
You are giving aid to countries like Israel while China is colonising Africa.

At least their god provides.

The wicked shall burn.

because they aren't real Christians.
They have many meme cults that believe in creationism and stuff like that

catholicism provides old men for young boys, it's the Brazilian tradition

Just because you agree with or do not agree with a policy does not mean that the United States is any less of a world empire. Africa might be under Chinese hegenomy soon but our influence is already far greater

>balkans
>papism

>USA
>protestant
>world empire

>Religious denominations in US
>Christian 70.6%
>Protestant 46.4% adult population
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>Catholicism in Slovenia
>Roman Catholicism being the largest Christian denomination in the country. According to 2002 census, adherents of Christianity represented 60.9% of the total population of Slovenia.
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They don't have saints but they have Los Angeles
jeje

Saints are gay

of course we have saints

>implicating we don't have saints

friendly reminder that saints are idols

Santa Claus comes from the Sinterklaas.

Which is Saint Nicholas.

We do though - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_Roman_Catholic_saints

Without the Netherlands you would be celebrating Jesus instead of Santa Claus.