>be me >was watching cartoons with GF before bed >she is getting frisky with me >begins stroking me, trying to get me erect >As I fill up, I climb on and shove it in >"OH EDDY THAT FEELS SO GOOD" >She's moaning in double D's voice >She's doing THIS shit again >Giggling as I keep thrusting it in her, NOPE NOPE SHE AIN'T RUINING THIS BONER >"You like it when double D is your little slut, Daddy Eddy?" >I try to ignore her >BUT HER DOUBLE D VOICE IS TOO FUCKING CONVINCING >"Can you stop please" I think to myself as I try to focus on sex >"COME ON EDDY PRANK MY PUSSY" >I fucking stop and just climb off >She's laughing her ass off
This is fucking dumb, why do girls always do this?
Nathaniel Mitchell
Girls never, literally never do this. Ever.
Asher Ramirez
shoulda just went with it.
Luis Miller
lolwut
Juan Edwards
congratulations you lost cuck4lyfe
Charles Williams
lol XD same my mum does it XD
Bentley Cook
sorry to break it to you OP but it's only your gf that does this
Adrian Peterson
>shit that never happened
Angel Peterson
Ventriliquist act with your hand? Amazing.
Colton Carter
Does your gf look like an androgynous dude with a gym sock on his head? You might just be fucking double D. If so, you're not real; you're just a figment of my imagination. Get the fuck out of my head
James Hughes
maybe she still she thinks edd is a girl.
Kevin Butler
I feel like any girl that would get this creative probably isn't someone you want to fuck in the first place.
Unfortunately, you can't have it both ways. Hot and daft, or gross and hilarious.
Robert Young
You should've punched her in the mouth and said "heres your jawbreaker"
Carter Jones
your GFs don't quote cartoons during sex?
Not even once?
This can't be an isolated incident
Hunter Powell
This has literally never, ever happened to me.
Zachary Murphy
You're a fag if you wouldn't fuck Double Dee.
Blake Murphy
My ex did something similar except it was with the animated transformers show. As she was putting my dick in her she said it was "time to transform and roll out", funny but yeah weird as fuck. Never tell your friends, too high of a chance that they won't get it
Leo Long
Double D is a guy fuck that I ain't no fag
Matthew Davis
You have no sense of humor. Enjoy getting dumped soon betafag.
