YLYL: Greentext Edition

YLYL: Greentext Edition

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kek moar

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Goodbye thread.

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>Start a thread, don't even post 2 files related...

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TopKek

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this is a classic

Bumping for more.

Fucking hell im in class can't stop laughing

i remember that thread, im glad that i witnessed that

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How do you hide posts

alt+f4

Fakelying newfag

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really nigga?

asshole cuntface

Good shit

>Being a pussy

You sit on them and they disappear. If you need a demonstration ask your dad.

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(x)__(x) damn

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ok jeez don't have to be so mean

My sides man...

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Kek, some insecure fag censored the gay blowjob. I can hear them.
>"I'm too straight to have something like *this* on my computational device."
>"I enjoy penetrating the female muscle canal."

I swear to god, the next time I go out drinking, I'll ask my friend if he's "penetrated his female companion's muscle canal" lately and I'll just enjoy his reaction...

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If he answers with anything other than "On the daily, strictly platonic comrade" he may be a closeted gay.

Legendary but tl;dr all of it.

Have we discovered the ultimate closeted gay test?

It would seem platonic friend, it would seem...

Fuck it, I'm messaging him now, I don't give a shit if it's 6 AM right now...

it was posted on a blue board, therefor had to be censored

Meme'd again XDDDD

Something similar happened in the part of London I was living in a few years ago.
>Living in a niceish part of london that borders a really rough part of the city
>Homeless people from rough part come to our suburb and beg outside the supermarkets especially the sainsburys
>Generally see the same homeless people all the time, pretty cool people with pretty who have lives pretty depressing lives
>Manager of the Sainsburys is a friend of mine
>He constantly gives stuff to the homeless people even though hes not supposed to (expired goods that are still edible for e.g)
>gives them change when he has it smokes and is always happy to give them cigarettes
>new homeless dude starts showing up, really aggressive starts harassing people, is obviously has mental problems
>This goes on for a few months with the crazy guy
>One day asks friend for money, friend says he doesn't have any, crazy homeless dude attacks him, guy ends up in hospital
>Find out a few days later that the night after the attack the crazy guy had his sleeping bag doused in lighter fluid and set alight with him inside it
>Police suspect other homeless people were at fault but not enough evidence to charge anybody
>Friend is concerned that he is to blame and starts becoming a little wary of the homeless people he helps
I moved like 2 months after and never found out who did it though i am pretty sure I know who it was.

I guess, but you can change yotsuba style to yotsuba b.

>sleeping bag and lighter fluid
Oh shit, flashbacks to this beauty...

>gayyyy

For some reason I read that with a British accent.

Jokes on you, i don't even watch the show

It is a well known fact that British people read dictionaries when they're a kid so they can use longer words to confuse others.

I see your bad spoiler and raise you, by the end of episode 2 next season Tormund, Podrick, Rhaegal, Littlefinger, Meera and Bran will all be dead.

You got me there. I used to jack off in a closet when I was a kid....

already watched faggot

bastard

i kek'd way too hard at this

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Not watching that show has probably been the best tv related decision of my life. I'm really slow with watching tv shows and I wouldve been so fucking mad by now with how many times that show has been "spoiled" for me.

My god I remember that show.

Fucking kek

i lost lmao

Littlefinger dies next week.

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Battletoads was a grim day for retail workers...

Bump of life

I need that recipe too

Bumperino

Fuuuuuuuck you

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wat

Keep this thread going, it passes my time at work

gtfo withyour feels, I came here to ylyl

I expected to laugh, but I got feels instead...

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dumb niggA

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kek, long live potatoman

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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WHAT'S THE FUCKING RECIPE?

Dik

imagine throwing pokeball at his nearly dead body lol

Fucking hell I really enjoyed this

Omfg KEK. Or leaving pokemon balls/stuffed animals on his grave.

up

Why would a crusader praise the sun?

pls no

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