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huh...

What did he mean by this?

He probably meant he sucks dicks and the Leafs "win" because their division is so trashy the Oilers could win it.

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will laine lead jets to the playoffs?

>inb4 buffalel and florida drop laffs off the playoffs

In 3-4 years, maybe

Since the lockout two finnish rookies have scored 50 or more points in a season, Jussi Jokinen in 05-06 with 17+38=55 in 81 games and Patrik Laine in 16-17 with 28+22=50 in 53 games

>hasbs

>not knowing jets are winning 2019 Stan Lee

Our core is gaining experience and developing this season

who will be Laine's Backström?

post thiccsby lads

>les "Canadiens" de Montréal

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The last lockout was in 12-13 you dumb fucking mongol

and that stat just makes your country look pathetic lmao

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yop yop yop

>hasb

That wasn't an actual lockout though since they still played almost 2/3 of a season

Most people would get that I was referring to the entire 04-05 season not being played but some fuckwit always feels the need to look smart and point out these kinds of obvious things

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU SHORKS

Many Canadians act tough here. Mostly towards us. Dunno why.

frogs on suicide watch

Another game
Another 2 points for Monsouir Laine.

KANADA on HYMY HYYTYY watch

He doesn't need one because laine is great playmaker too unlike Ovie.

>ENG
>Maurice desperate to keep Laine in the Calder race to mask a completely shit season

lol

never change

>going to nyfw to burn coal

How can anyone stand up to mr. statpad?

he's like an archer

I had a dream last night where Matthews scored a hat trick. He will score a hat trick tonight, trust me.

That dog isn't sparkling

>Ovechkin 26 goals
>Laine 28 goals
???

Will Hyman be able to create 3 empty netters for Matthews? Possible but unlikely. He already made him one last game.

Just give him an empty net and he'll score.

youtube.com/watch?v=F7nEs6OgC5g

Humble reminder that Detroit have 7 (SEVEN) wins and 0 (ZERO) losses in the shootout

Impressive t b h

Idk but i'm betting money on Matthews hattrick tonight.

are you a good hockey player

Meme competition for a meme team 2bh

You're on the right track in knowing Mongol predictions always end up predicting the opposite, however the mongol has to actually believe in said prediction for that to be the case. If the mongol is only ironically making theprediction it doesn't work.

>One of the worst teams in the league has the best shootout record

Just more proof that they should use ties. Got back to 5 min of 4v4 and call ties.

Good post

Rude post

:(

laine now has the same number of goal as his jersey number

he doesn't though

But Sweden, I'm a wongsfag

You can't deny that they're a meme team right now

>tfw can't watch the game
>can't even listen to the game

Just end me fampais

Nice RAMSUS LV ARYAN PHARAOH dubs

>hes a scheifele babby
>hes a pp babby
>hes a empty net babby
What's the next excuse?

salty af. he doesn't mention matthews is playing with 3rd line grinders and he dismisses the more complete game argument out of hand.
do all writers outside of toronto feel like they're always getting shafted?

he is lucky not to have his head caved in from mindless skating through the neutral zone

The truth can be rude :(

I'm just giving a tip: Bet money for Matthews hat trick. You can thank me later.

All those things are true though.

If you watched today's game and thought he was impactful you simply don't know hockey. His only good trait is his shot. Other than that he is a liability. Also he can't score on Price if his life depended on it.

Easy schedule babby, maybe?

But Laine is a Scheifele/PP/empty net babby

no more needed. those will suffice.

The Habs are still gonna make the playoffs, r-r-right?

Of course they will. That division is absolute trash.

Yes. The Atlantic is garbo

Post pic of your bet slip.

I'm sure they do when they see their brethren making it to Toronto and getting paid more. Guys like Daren Millard go from being Manitoban farmhands to getting cushy jobs at Sportsnet. The ones who can't find a route like that get bitter.

This desu, all skaters between the bluelines should be fair game for anyone to take their head off.

They will but laffs will unironically just miss out.

>TFW hometown hockey is in my city tonight
Any other Cranbrookians ITT?

I'm can't bet atm. Veikkaus (betting site) says that i can't transfer money to my account. Too lazy to create accounts to other sites.

Go to Veikkauspiste and buy a good ol' kuponki

*i can't

Neither team deserved more tha. A point today and you know it.

ive been drinking and veikkauspiste is too far away.

$abres 3(three) in a row, 1 (one) point out.

Patiently waiting the results of the night games.

ripperoni in pepperoni cali fans

>Lehner
>Nilsson
>Ullmark
Makes me think, what is their end game?

And nothing of value was lost

Lifelike.

By 1995 computer graphics standards, at least.

Elaborate plot by Pulju to force Chiarelli to recall him

He isn't a pinoy though

I'm on a quest to stay up all night

Should be "10 Most AUTISTIC People on Earth", really.

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Listen to Daft Punk.

Curious where all the Laine hating frogs went

>mailman is a buffalo fan
>poor old nigga put a sabs bumper sticker on his mail truck

Defacing federal property?

Bruins

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He'll lead the puck into his own net

who /leafsfan/ here?

Me friendo

Heres the gamethread

Just got here =)

>everyone losing when they get back from their break

the bye was a mistake

Here

How will Matthews wreck Karlsshit tonight? He thinks of new and inventive ways every game

>The Montreal Toileteers were in danger of securing a playoff spot this year, but are showing signs of last year’s unprecedented collapse. 2-7-1 in their last 10 games, they now have only a six point cushion. They have earned only 40% of possible points in the last 20 games. If this trend continues, they will finish the season with 88 points. 8 of their next 12 are on the road, where they have a losing record.

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he'll toe drag him and launch a wrister top shelf glove side for the game winner.

fuck both the millers desu.

nice seats

And the beer too?

Last time jets played the laffs Laine had a hatty and won the game kek

>Miller
>Not labatt
there's a reason people left sweden.

So that they could make shitty beer? Okay..
We don't even have labatt here.

Will Laine play for the jets rest of his career?

Players don't really do that anymore. He'd get traded at the deadline eventually as an old man.