Why do I always get those red bumpyboys on my dick after shaving?

Why do I always get those red bumpyboys on my dick after shaving?
How do I prevent this?

Use a better razor faggot. You dont have to shave that cleanly. Leave at least 1mm of hair to not get these red bumps

Its called razor burn now let me suck it

That's irritation, you're probably using a razor with 2+ blades
people got smooth clean shaven with just one for so long, but then disposabal razor companies wanted more money so they came up with "more razors = better"
but a decent blade will get you smooth and the others will just scrape the skin and irritate it

Thanks user

Razor burn. It's preventable.
After shaving use either:
aftershave--painful as fuck, can cause other problems, however it works.
Alum bar--less painful, almost as effective
Witch hazel-- no pain, less effective.

Your razor is dull. Change blades more often.

Seriously.

I get those with new razors every time. Gotta try out the single razor technology.

Use a trimmer, you don't need to be fucking 100% smooth above dick, looks retarded.

Don't shave so close. You're scraping your skin.
Now poast cawk

Well, do whatever you want.

I use a Mach3 razor and change the blades once a week. Works for me. I never have a problem any more.

Just wait for that first ingrown hair

>Just wait for that first ingrown hair

Been shaving down there for at least 20 years (yes, oldfag here)

Ingrown hairs = nope.

>new blade every week.

Corporate must love you

Shaving your balls to please a female lol when did you become such manlet pussies ?

A real man has a proud heavy cock mane like the mighty lion

>virgin

>cock mane
very kek

Actually got a 7 year old daughter that kinda debunks your theory

You have cancer go see a doctor right away

OP here.
My bumpyboys are getting really itchy now.
What do?

Stop embarrassing yourselfs shaving, run out and purchase a pelvic wig until your big boy hairs grow back in

You fucked your daughter??

Sahve with the grain, not against it. you wont get as close a shave but you wont get the red bumps

This. And use a fucking beard trimmer, not a razor

Took you that long to come up with that autistic reply ?

Stop shaving with a razor. The bumps are ingrown hairs that stuck inside the skin.

How can a virgin have procreated ? Whenever you're ready small balls, take your time

Aftershave bro a little splash on the nutsack you'll be golden

so what do you do instead then? Sugaring?

Just set fire to them bro

only shave shaft with razor. shave around with buzzers(just my preference but i use one of the guards to keep a tiny bit of hair . the bald look doesnt look great imo. keep it clean and short. makes shaft look bigger, no hairs in mouth and doenst look so artificial.) use a clean razor everytime. cheap razors with lubricant works fine. soap it up then shave. after youre do e shaving use hand santizer with vit E. it does sting for a few minutes but it makes the shaft feel nice and smooth also prevents the little bumps and acne.

Fuck my bumpyboys are getting worse. I don't have any after shave so I'm just lathering my cock with aloe vera cream.

It itches and hurts a lot.

oh and shave the balls with the razor. dont put the hand sanatizer on the nuts. it burns.

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How the fuck can they shave that much with ZERO bumpy boys?

i shave everytjing and dont get bumps. clean razors everytime. lube the body before shaving. hand sanatizer with vit e after shaving ob the entire body. days i dont shave i use coconut oil all over my body. smooth shiny healthy hydrated skin. chicks love it trust me.

Ok but my bumpyboys are itching and hurting now.
WHAT DO?

oh and you have to play around with razor ver buzzers. some parts of the body react better to the buzzers. for instance my legs cant take razors. so i buzz them down with the lowest setting.

pop over to the drug store and buy a jug of hand sanatizer with vit e. itll clear up i a few days. itll sting but itll kill the bacteria and the vit e will sooth and heal the skin

It's 10pm where I live. Am I gonna have to sleep with itchy bumpyboys?

What's the best way to mascape, lads? I like the shaving all but the actual pubic mound look, but it looks a bit daft

just wash with really cold water after shave, IDIOT.