/heem/ - black beast in this hoe edition

lellator tonight

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Come on, copy paste events you lazy fuck

schaub is literally homosexual

>one chance at life
>born for the heavyweight division

Why live? One punch in HW gets you the same brain damage as five rounds of punching in LW division. And I'm doing pretty good at university, so I don't want to fuck that up.

fedor gets heemed 2nite

Upcoming events:

2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=uiO6KhIbHls

News:

>GSP is back
mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14652398/georges-st-pierre-officially-re-signs-with-ufc

>Cyborg is back
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc

>UFC remains intent on destroying light heavyweight division
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract

>MVP fighting Derek Anderson (a lightweight)
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/michael-venom-page-to-face-derek-anderson-at-bellator-179-in-london

Russian Buffer sucks

So don't, the average pro fighter does not get paid enough to live, your brain has a much higher expected return income wise

SWANGIN
AND
BANGIN

at no point was he sleeping. you dont know what heem means

>2017 fedor, would ko both browne and lewis


>tfw an old beaten up washed out 40 year old is still more athletic than most of the ufcs hw division

fedors abilities and opponent level has greatly diminished over the years, it's time to hang them up

I just love the sport so much. Hope we can invent technology for head safety before I'm 30, so I can at least train at full pace. Now I'm doing BJJ and punching bag/trainer with pads.

Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga

Schaub is God

Lewis would heem Fedor

Anybody got any more bad ref webms?

I get that lad, BJJ is where I draw the line from a training point of view for me, got too much to live for from a work/academic point of view to start getting hit in the head

...

What the fuck. That's a skit, right?

Meathead
Freire
Kongo
Alonso
Mayo

fedor looked bruised in the weight ins
i think he trained hard and that hes gonna win tonight

at least i hope so,

Why the hell is Fight Night on a Sunday

my kind of ref

lmfao

lewis sucks, he'd walk onto a trademark fedor leaping straight right

Yeah. Especially after hearing that football players are starting to show brain trauma symptoms from hitting the fucking soccer ball.

Will pink shorts get his ufc contract

Emelianenko
Thomson
Thompson
Koshcheck
Arteaga

Me too lad

Lol i dont think youve actually seen Lewis fight before

Is no one addressing the elephant in the room of Cyborg being randomly cleared because it's just so obvious it doesn't need to be pointed out?

It seems like some shady WME shit to get her back as soon as possible just for that Featherweight division. Hell, they were hyping up her fight with De Randemie while she was still on the verge of a 1 year suspension

strawpoll.me/12368231

Emelianenko
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Arteaga

Fedor
Pitbull
Thompson
Koscheck
Arteaga

>giving a single fuck about female mma

yikes

Where can I get that shirt?

lets hope

no. i think no one is talking about it because everyone wanted to accuse her of being on roids but when everything was investigated and cleared up, she wasnt on anything remotely for
performance enhancement so nobody wants to admit they were wrong for piling up on her

>picking fedor

>picking against the greatest HW fighter the sport has ever seen


Kys casual


If 20% of prime fedor shows up tonight he's going to finish mitrione

Mitrione
Thompson
Kongo
Alonso
Mayo

show some respect

I picked him too.

Lmaoing at you rn casual

>BRING OUT THE AaaAANIMaAAL MATT
>MAaAAaATT
>DAaaAAMN IT MaaAAATTTTT

So here's the deal heem , I got the inside scoop on a few fighters ...if fedor wins by first round sub tonight, I'll dump some juicy info.

PACK IT UP GUYS, FEDOR VS MITRIONE CANCELLED
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/833091284596355072

When fedor TKOS mitrione just remember that i was right

FEDOR VS MITRIONE CANCELLED

Dumb noob casuals think Fedor will win
L
O
L
Nigga is overrated as fuckkk

JUST BANKRUPT MY ENTIRE ORGANIZATION SENPAI

lol

this is exactly what a casual would say

>It's legit


WHY

BELLATOR NEVER AGAIN FFS WHAT A WASTE OF A DAY I HAVE TO ADJUST MY SLEEP SCHEDULE FOR THIS BOLLOCKS

>le gas out doing nothing man
watch his last fight again. Browne dec

IM FUCKING DONE


MITRIONE SAW FEDOR MEANT BUSINESS
PUSSY AMERICAN CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

This was the plan all along
Cheecky bellator, trying to get us to watch their shit

HAHAHA WTF NO WAY

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>Bellator MMA

what a pussy. even while sick fedor has no chance

WHAT THE FUCK

Yeah I'm not watching Bellator

you are not a smart man

What the fuck, what will happen to my bet?

Yeah he didnt gas out at all lol and Browns isn't remotely the grappler that Abdurakhimov is

Do you guys actually watch the fights?

good night

Here you go.

WHAAAAT THE FUCCCCKKK

FUCK !

*buys bellator*

Good night bro

you get a refund silly

>mitrione taps out before the fight even starts
>people ITT still trying to deny Fedors GOAT status


Fucking casuals man.

looks like fedor won you fucc

How do you "fall ill" hours before the event?

Hasn't he been doing press and shit just fine and weigh ins

Mitrione looked okay in recent interviews right?

Thank god. It was like 0.3GBP, which is lot of money for us eastern europeans.

Ate a funky burrito and got the shits lad

>cucker has to pay fedor and mittrione for nothing
>kongo main event

hi

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fedor probably gave him a stack of that russian oligarch cash, i'd be shitting myself too

It's called.. Ahh shit fedor is one steroids and i'm going to get my ass beaten the fuck up. Better use my cold to completely ruin the event and be a pussy

oh my fucking god

J U S T

Nips bless

>pretending like you wanted to watch it

yeah fedor won because now he won't get ko'd tonight

some shady shit is going on here

keep me posteed for juicy updates

>we tested you and only found something used to cover up a roid cycle, not actually a roid cycle so it's fine

What the fuck is the point of banning those substances if you're just going to allow people to use roids and then cover it up with other drugs?

in that pic it kinda looks like hanging out with cyborg rubbed off and she kinda looks like cyborg now

If Mittrione has no medical proof of his sickness, does Bellator have the right to make him pay up?

I want to like Travis, but then I imagine him fucking Ronda, and I just can't. He's a monster.

I was legit looking forward to it not even lying

It was one of those fights we'd talk about, I don't care much about the rest of the card but if you weren't excited to see Fedor fight again then what are you even doing

everyone will be saying mitrione is shook until ariel tweets that he's fighting for his life in hospital

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>OH_MY.jpeg
i wanna fuck her until she squeeks with that high pitched voice

It would've been violent and 99% chance of ending in round one, and it's fucking Fedor. I'm gutted.

That feels like the information that should come out rather than "oh he's a bit ill lol"

Surely they'd let people know if it was that serious

Shut up, loser