Go to grocery store

>go to grocery store
>turn down isle
>see this
wat do?

its like a bravo tv series

"twinkie and the bear"

Mind my own business and grab what I'm there for.

keep walking
let those two fags do whatever they want

What are you some kinda libcuck

I always thought an aisle was for shopping, and an isle was for vacation

Tell them where the shirt aisle like I'm talking to a child.

stab those faggots

I am 100 times more ripped than those faggotz

With what? Your cock in their asshole? faggot

if you were you would own a camera because you want to show everybody

Srfu retard I'm in the Navy seals,

get nervous and try not to look gay

completely fail and bite my lip to prevent obvious boner

Address the store owner of their violation of store ToS.
You must be wearing proper clothing wear or you'll be kicked out.

>Navy Seals
you mean Gravy Seals you fat fucking twat

I just told you I'm fucking ripped you jealous lpser

ask if i can watch whatevers about to go down

Reincarnation of Captain Faggot, RIP Wesley Hils

>"I'm ripped"

kek fag

juicehead monkeys, you'll do nun

>"do you faggots even lift?"
>proceed to buy the cookies and sodie pops I came in for
>go home and cry :(

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Fag baby loser you are a retard

Go get healed of homosexuality faggit

Cuck cuck cuck I'm a real man you're a cuck cuck

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Post body with timestamp then

> inb4 you won't

Spread my asshole so that they can get their licks in.

Why so a bunch of baby dicked faggots like you can jerk off to me sorry I ain't gay

yes you are, you brag online about how ripped you are in a gay thread full of dude pics
just post yourself

how is a picture of chris christie a post-worthy response to my post in any way.............................

homosexual detectered

If I was gay why would I be banging a super model right now?

>I ain't out of the closet yet
ftfy homo

dont deny it, show us you peepee!

I'm straight fag

No way in hell women inly

anyone with a fit body would be happy to show it off you fat homosexual

kek

I look like the incredible hulk I'm so fucking jacked sorry I don't want faggots like you jerking off to me I'm marrird

I'm going to jerk off to you either way so hurry up and post those sweaty time stamped moobs

Ask if they are up for a foursome with me and my bf after we finished in the shop :3

we all wanna you see jiggle your diggle!
lets get the party starded faggerino!

>work at a grocery store
>people shit everywhere in the bathrooms
STOP DOING THIS, USE THE TOILET

scoff derisively and enjoy my excellent life

You're so fucking gay you disgusting bitch

do a 360 and walk away

Turn around, I didn't mean to go down the canned meat aise