Time to turn left again.
>17 of the best stock car racers in the world.
>6 champions.
>12 championships between all drivers.
>6 Daytona 500 winners.
>Danica Patrick
75 laps, split up in two segments. 25-50. Exhibition race. Dale Jr and Sneak commentating.
Greenflag at 8:20 est, in about 30 bings for non burgers. Get in here lads.
Other urls found in this thread:
zoofalmily.net
ffn.tarahog1980.com
twitter.com
is it raining there?
yes, teams are covering the cars
Rolling for winner™
Who /getting drunk/ here?
See this?
Excellent. They'll be appearing in your nightmares tonight.
>Camaro
Good job Myers
What the fuck lol
trash
right here fampai
Glad we have the first race thread of 2017 and let me be the first to say, I think we can all agree on this.
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson
Stream?
That Force lady is pretty cute desu
I wouldn't worry about not being able to get tonight's race in. The good news is that if it gets too late to use the lights according to city ordinance, they'll still be able to get the race in with their headlights on.
>17 of the best stock car racers in the world.
Well 16 and Chris Buescher
>Chris Buescher
>not one of the best
>wanting Graham Rahall's sloppy seconds
baka
EVENIN' BOYS
Fuck off gosmo
where da streams at
You seem upset
>implying you wouldn't
Yeah...Yeah.
Racing drivers who make turns get priority tho
There's TWENTY Air Titans drying the track. NASCAR isn't fucking around tonight.
The 12 hours of Sebring last year had two, for reference.
Who wins?
How much longer will they shill SHR and Ford before they tell us this race was called 6 hours ago?
your digits have spoken
Just move all the tracks to the desert, fuck it.
Pretty sure both Phoenix and Las Vegas have been rain delayed before.
...
Even the desert isn't safe
where you watching this
Roll for winner
>yfw Mikey wins the 'tona
...
...
Remember the time Clint Bowyer won that race without needing fuel mileage, restrictor plates or for the leaders to wreck in front of him? Me fucking neither
there were some bad rumors on instagram back in the day
If this post contains repeating digits, Kyle will win.
I won't lie, that 14 Ford is sexy as hell
When will they learn?
I just hope dale's okay
When are they gonna make a sex tape
>Mikey wins again
>Jr has a stroke on the last lap and dies
ugly
are ya ready kids?
>That microphone mis-timing
Who has the hotter wife, Brad or Jr?
Clash is kill
No Smoke?
No Cale?
are they trying to copy this?
gold digger on left
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. Jimmie Johnson (face it user, he's good)
3. Pearson
4. Petty
5. Cale
>6. Smoke
>7. Gordon
Even tho it's really close, I'd go with Paige.
Jr, Amy is a goddess
Junior is a really good emcee. Can't wait to see him in broadcasting. He's so personable.
This is quality rain delay programming. I've never seen this race before, but Gordon and Earnhardt so awesome.
That Kyle Petty Mello Yello car was so sexy.
>jet dryers from homestead, darlington and talladega are working
track looks pretty good, but there's still rain falling
Honestly I think Dale's just gonna go back to Dirty Mo Acres and screw around once he retires. Guy barely has any time to himself.
>Shitposts about fantasy sex with Kasey Kahne
Faggot leaf
I could see him moving JRM to the Cup level. Through some alliance with HMS/Gordon
Agreed, it was very intimate. Larry was jealous, masturbating using his own tears in the booth next door.
It's only a 75 lap race and it's barely past 9pm. They should stick with this till midnight if they have to.
Na he's restless and loves attention. Did you read that piece on ESPN? I wouldn't be surprised if he goes into minor acting.
>7. Gordon
Stopped reading there
he has already said that he is not interested in having a JRM cup car, but who knows what he thinks now with all the concussions, he could buy the 88 car like Gordon owns part of the 48
No championships after 2001. Failed miserably in the Chase era, JJ made Gordon his bitch soon after arriving, plus he drove a fucking rainbow car and had a porn stash.
Yep taking an ownership stake in HMS is definitely an option.
I just don't think he'll be able to stay away from the sport. He has the resources in place to be a great Cup team owner. I guess we'll see what happens.
I would pop her clutch if you know what I mean
I like the bodies from this era. The Days of Thunder cars.
Chances of going green tonight:
who else /misspontiac/
Jimmie is the GOAT Nascar driver
>Petty
all of his championships came when he was the only car with any sort of sponsorship and could afford to run every race on the schedule.
>Earnhardt
Tim Richmond and Alan Kulwicki died, got BTFO by jeff gordon once he came around.
>Gordon
2001 was his last good season.
Seven championships when nascar was turned into a hyper competitive game show for muh tv ratings is GOAT by default.
I'm more /missdodge/
their cars were aesthetic as fuck and also always kind of different from the other brands
It's crazy cuz I don't even think Jimmie is the best pure driver of this era, but as far as the total package the 48 team is the GOAT for sure.
He's also clutch as fuck. He's won tons of races w/o the best car. Notably Homestead last year.
Remove Florida
we postponed lads
>Tim Richmond and Alan Kulwicki died, got BTFO by jeff gordon once he came around.
Kulwicki's championship was a fluke
11:30 AM
>11 am tomorrow
Go fucking damint NASCAR
By this logic, it goes
Johnson
Gordon
Earnhardt
Waltrip
Yarborough
Petty/Pearson
Quiet goy,
Buy Toyota from mi amigo Daniél Suárez
God damn that Rusty crash. He had so many nasty ones at restrictor plate tracks.
being honest this race they're showing is probably better than any show the guys would have put on today
Hmm, Just like another dumb Polack I know.
I think I love Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Gordon was hated in his younger years, right?
>Restrictor Plates
Dale Jarrett won his 2nd race at the age of 36?
absolutely yes
The southern core of NASCAR fandom hated his ass with a passion
and especially when he started to win 10 races per season
Damn Dale Jr, something about him makes me like him so much. I want to meet him and be his friend.
I want to go hang out with him at his western town and ride quads around doing stupid shit.
Anyone who doesn't like Dale Jr is just an edgy contrarian. He's easily one of the most likeable drivers ever
I just want to talk to him.
So wait, the race has been called and will be run tomorrow at 11?
Why the fuck are we still watching coverage then?
Jr. is a great person and chill as fuck dude who everyone wants to be friends with
His fans are screeching autistic morons who you don't want to touch with 50000 foot pole