OFFICIAL ASG WEEKEND SATURDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD

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some millenial pop faggots currently performing

no LaVine -____-

I want this thread to catch on because I don't want to post in /nba/. Generals are cancer.

>some millenial pop faggots currently performing

Already not looking good

who the fuck are these people

First for /ourguy/ winning it all

t. millennial

Joe Jonas and other freaks.

Why is some faggot from Nickelodeon singing?

LMAO GUY FIERI

This is one of the Jonas brothers. Joe I think? Anyways this is the band he's in now

>guy Fieri

WE FLAVORTOWN NOW!

>Porzingis against boogie

kicking the knicks while they're already down.

Let's hope they make a strong political statement tonight

Flavortown

>implying you wouldn't that guitarist

>that deadly silent crowd

lmao

Gordon Hayward will call for the secession of Utah and its establishment as a white ethnostate.

DEMARCUS COUSINS BABY

So we all have Wall winning this right?

first for plastic qts

why is nobody there

>that empty as fuck stadium

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

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How did Kemba not get into the skills challenge?

Get ready

MY BOY D BOOK IS GONNA WIN IT ALL

who /isaiah thomas/ here

this is what happens when your average Joe can't afford tickets

Bookie gots this
Then he's going to go fugg that asian guitarist and add to the family tree

Wow her hair is greasier than mine and I haven't showed in 2 and a half weeks

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did we rly need a thred??

John Wall legit about to fall on his face he's so shook.

SWAGGY P
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>reggie miller

aaaand muted

Hayward is not a guard lmfao

KP ALL DAY

fuck generals. They're cancer.

B L E A C H E D

[Taco Bell Skills Challenge]
-Devin Booker (Suns)
-DeMarcus Cousins (Kings)
-Anthony Davis (Pelicans)
-Nikola Jokic (Nuggets)
-Gordon Hayward (Jazz)
-Kristaps Porzingis (Knicks)
-Isaiah Thomas (Celtics)
-John Wall (Wizards)

[JBL Three-Point Contest]
-Eric Gordon (Rockets)
-Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers)
-Kyle Lowry (Raptors)
-Wesley Matthews (Mavericks)
-CJ McCollum (Trail Blazers)
-Klay Thompson (Warriors)
-Kemba Walker (Hornets)
-Nick Young (Lakers)

[Verizon Slam Dunk]
-Aaron Gordon (Magic)
-DeAndre Jordan (Clippers)
-Glenn Robinson III (Pacers)
-Derrick Jones Jr. (Suns)

John Wall looks legit shook

>squier

The fuck Jonas, you cant afford a Mexican strat for this zipper licker?

Will Kyrie red pill the viewers when he wins the 3pt contest?

>Nikola Jokovich

Reggie Miller is retarded,

No one wants to be reminded that this event was supposed to be in Charlotte

B L E A C H E D
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Hayward has a good skillset for this. I could see Porzingis pulling it off too if he doesn't screw up the pass.

>djokovic

reggie miller: another legit retard exposed today

>reggie nigger

God this is cringe....

SHOOK WALL

SHOOOOOOOK

John Wall gonna destroy everyone

NBA is dying
Soon they're going to hit WNBA levels of attendance.

BUSTAPS POORZINGIS

JUST
WHAT A SNOOREFEST

>jokovic

Is the Shookening over?

>Isiah
>CJ
>Gordan
Book it

WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!!

But he's in the 3-pt shootout. I'd argue he's a better ball handler than pure 3 point shooter.

Is it finally his year?

WHITES WIN AGAIN

SHOOK
H
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>be John Wall, a point guard

>can't pass through a hole

why is that?

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK

SHOOK WALL

gg wall shook

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

imagine being that SHOOK

>wins
>reporter goes to talk to him
>"INVESTIGATE 3 11" and runs out

>tfw shook

Isiah Thomas won't lose this desu

I retract my statement

SHOOK
H
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This isn't entirely accurate, but the level of public interest in the ASG is in no way matching the hype. The legit big leagues, the NFL, the PL, MLB, the Spanish soccer league, they don't need this shit to stay relevant.

The fact that the NBA is trying so hard shows how tough it is for them. I don't blame them, of course. Comish (((Silver))) was hired to improve the league's finances, and he has done a marvelous job, but still, it's a struggle.

Empty arena making me cringe desu

REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ISIAH

>guards that can't pass

fuck modern nba

HE'S FAST

THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING

>bookshit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHA

You have to sign a card declaring your love for globalism and denouncing trump

Why did they stop doing the thing when the legends made teams and went around the court and had to make shots? I liked that event more than this one

He already promised to give definitive evidence that 9/11 was an inside job in his award speech if he wins

JOHN

WALL

IS

SHOOK

Chris Bosh kept winning so they stopped

Why's curry not in the 3pt?

they stopped the shooting stars?

next all star game needs to have a fist fight tournament with all the fake nba tough guys

>you will never be a manlet dating a model

This is the first and shittiest event retards. The arena will fill by the time the 3pt contest starts

>hayai

John Wall is a bust.

Shook my fucking head.

the GOAT retired

He refused to

kek no it won't

Who has the biggest cock in the skills challenge?

>male dancers

For what purpose?

Damn Westbrook is so based

Booker