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some millenial pop faggots currently performing
no LaVine -____-
TNT
some millenial pop faggots currently performing
no LaVine -____-
I want this thread to catch on because I don't want to post in /nba/. Generals are cancer.
>some millenial pop faggots currently performing
Already not looking good
who the fuck are these people
First for /ourguy/ winning it all
t. millennial
Joe Jonas and other freaks.
Why is some faggot from Nickelodeon singing?
LMAO GUY FIERI
This is one of the Jonas brothers. Joe I think? Anyways this is the band he's in now
>guy Fieri
WE FLAVORTOWN NOW!
>Porzingis against boogie
kicking the knicks while they're already down.
Let's hope they make a strong political statement tonight
Flavortown
>implying you wouldn't that guitarist
>that deadly silent crowd
lmao
Gordon Hayward will call for the secession of Utah and its establishment as a white ethnostate.
DEMARCUS COUSINS BABY
So we all have Wall winning this right?
first for plastic qts
why is nobody there
>that empty as fuck stadium
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
...
How did Kemba not get into the skills challenge?
Get ready
MY BOY D BOOK IS GONNA WIN IT ALL
who /isaiah thomas/ here
this is what happens when your average Joe can't afford tickets
Bookie gots this
Then he's going to go fugg that asian guitarist and add to the family tree
Wow her hair is greasier than mine and I haven't showed in 2 and a half weeks
...
did we rly need a thred??
John Wall legit about to fall on his face he's so shook.
SWAGGY P
W
A
G
G
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P
>reggie miller
aaaand muted
Hayward is not a guard lmfao
KP ALL DAY
fuck generals. They're cancer.
B L E A C H E D
[Taco Bell Skills Challenge]
-Devin Booker (Suns)
-DeMarcus Cousins (Kings)
-Anthony Davis (Pelicans)
-Nikola Jokic (Nuggets)
-Gordon Hayward (Jazz)
-Kristaps Porzingis (Knicks)
-Isaiah Thomas (Celtics)
-John Wall (Wizards)
[JBL Three-Point Contest]
-Eric Gordon (Rockets)
-Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers)
-Kyle Lowry (Raptors)
-Wesley Matthews (Mavericks)
-CJ McCollum (Trail Blazers)
-Klay Thompson (Warriors)
-Kemba Walker (Hornets)
-Nick Young (Lakers)
[Verizon Slam Dunk]
-Aaron Gordon (Magic)
-DeAndre Jordan (Clippers)
-Glenn Robinson III (Pacers)
-Derrick Jones Jr. (Suns)
John Wall looks legit shook
>squier
The fuck Jonas, you cant afford a Mexican strat for this zipper licker?
Will Kyrie red pill the viewers when he wins the 3pt contest?
>Nikola Jokovich
Reggie Miller is retarded,
No one wants to be reminded that this event was supposed to be in Charlotte
B L E A C H E D
L
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A
C
H
E
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Hayward has a good skillset for this. I could see Porzingis pulling it off too if he doesn't screw up the pass.
>djokovic
reggie miller: another legit retard exposed today
>reggie nigger
God this is cringe....
SHOOK WALL
SHOOOOOOOK
John Wall gonna destroy everyone
NBA is dying
Soon they're going to hit WNBA levels of attendance.
BUSTAPS POORZINGIS
JUST
WHAT A SNOOREFEST
>jokovic
Is the Shookening over?
>Isiah
>CJ
>Gordan
Book it
WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!!
But he's in the 3-pt shootout. I'd argue he's a better ball handler than pure 3 point shooter.
Is it finally his year?
WHITES WIN AGAIN
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
>be John Wall, a point guard
>can't pass through a hole
why is that?
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK
SHOOK WALL
gg wall shook
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
imagine being that SHOOK
>wins
>reporter goes to talk to him
>"INVESTIGATE 3 11" and runs out
>tfw shook
Isiah Thomas won't lose this desu
I retract my statement
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
This isn't entirely accurate, but the level of public interest in the ASG is in no way matching the hype. The legit big leagues, the NFL, the PL, MLB, the Spanish soccer league, they don't need this shit to stay relevant.
The fact that the NBA is trying so hard shows how tough it is for them. I don't blame them, of course. Comish (((Silver))) was hired to improve the league's finances, and he has done a marvelous job, but still, it's a struggle.
Empty arena making me cringe desu
REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ISIAH
>guards that can't pass
fuck modern nba
HE'S FAST
THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING
>bookshit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHA
You have to sign a card declaring your love for globalism and denouncing trump
Why did they stop doing the thing when the legends made teams and went around the court and had to make shots? I liked that event more than this one
He already promised to give definitive evidence that 9/11 was an inside job in his award speech if he wins
JOHN
WALL
IS
SHOOK
Chris Bosh kept winning so they stopped
Why's curry not in the 3pt?
they stopped the shooting stars?
next all star game needs to have a fist fight tournament with all the fake nba tough guys
>you will never be a manlet dating a model
This is the first and shittiest event retards. The arena will fill by the time the 3pt contest starts
>hayai
John Wall is a bust.
Shook my fucking head.
the GOAT retired
He refused to
kek no it won't
Who has the biggest cock in the skills challenge?
>male dancers
For what purpose?
Damn Westbrook is so based
Booker