This is a torta

this is a torta

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this is a torta

sorta torta

these are tortillas

Is there any difference with the ones they eat in Méjico?

thick

Never had one. They look tasty. Why don't Mexican restaurants ever sell them?

This is a torta.

I bought one at a Mexican place and felt ripped off. Buy anything else at the restaurant and you get loads of beans and meat, but this shitty little torta was just a bland bun with a teensy bit of meat and too much sauce.

ours are THICC

oddly enough, the closest you get to mexico, the thinner they get. guatemalan tortillas are not as thick as ours but not as thing as mexican tortillas.

nicaraguan tortillas are the thickest.

ayy limao

T H I C K

Because it's street food you dummy, real restaurants serve gourmet food.

Just make one, buy the bread, and put whatever the fuck you want in it.

There isn't a specific way to make a torta really.

No, that's a sanduíche or a lanche this is a torta.

in your country maybe

>sauce
>on a torta

>i'm sure it wasn't a "drowned" torta

Why would you put sauce on a torta?

Pastel

>in your country maybe
Fucking everywhere. Your castellano is damaged. Fix it.

One of these is a limón and the other is a lima.

Our Tortas > your Tortas

Don't want to

Chile

NO PLEASE

this is a torta

They sell GOAT tortas at a mexican restaurant in my city, but they cost almost $10, fuck that shit.

Pastel, this is a torta.

nigga thats cheesecake

Oh you're deleting that post right now

This two are tortas in Argentina

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left is limon, there is no word in salvadoran spanish for the fruit to the right (limon amarillo?)

lima for us is this

Tortillas

make me, long boy

We call them tortilleras. No clue why

P sure i've heard people use that slang here too

This

This works too

I've had these in plenty of Mexican restaurants. Just be sure you're going to someplace fairly legit. They're also a staple of taco trucks. Damn good sandwiches.

>mfw a mexican calls a zapote 'mamey' and a mamey 'zapote'

jesus, how can you be so confused?

Cajeta

You call lesbians tortas and tortillas and shit? That's fucking weird.

is just one of the various names you can call a lesbian why tortas? I dunno

no seas mamey

cajeta means pussy here

why are you so sexual mexico?

Mexican fruits, nahuatl name.

That's a sandwich.

Concha

They do, just not in flyoverland.

It is. I heard that it's because you need to flip a tortilla in a skillet (tortilla proper, as in potato or other vegetables tortilla). Not sure if that's the real origin of the expression though

this also means pussy here

But is the word "concha" also asociated with vagina in Mexico? Also, how the fuck do you right "Mexico", I use "Méjico", but maybe it should be "México"?

México

And yeah, we also use it for Vagina.

Nope, I might have heard it once at some point, but not really.
México has been the only way, Méjico comes from Franco/RAE of the time because we pissed him off since we supported the Spanish Republic.

I wrote once "Mejico" in Taringa and like 4 mexicans went full mad kek

yeah normie mexicans get quite angry at that

A hallmark of a good language is many slang words for the vagina. I like this.

Thats a Tertè

...Why? I mean that would be like an American getting mad about 'Murrica, except even dumber.

it's because we pronounce the x different in our spanish

We do? I mean, normally speaking... there are other words I hear way more often.
I mean, it is the name of our country, so it is kinda like an important and personal issue for us. And we simply are not used to seeing it written like that. Most people probably don't even know it is technically correct according to RAE. After years of seeing it used as a form of bait to Mexicans, I don't care now, but most normies will get mad.

Imagine the Oxford Dictionaries saying "Murica is a correct form of writing America" because you pissed off the UK prime minister or something.

>Imagine the Oxford Dictionaries saying "Murica is a correct form of writing America" because you pissed off the UK prime minister or something.
This would make me laugh harder than anything has made me laugh in a really long time if it actually happened, but I guess some people have shit tier senses of humor.

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It's a form of cultural shock really. Most people here are not even aware it is a thing outside of Mexico until they see it for the first time on the internet. And then people form other countries act like "let me tell you how to write the name of your country".

This is a pastel.

This is a gringo

this is a gabacho

This is ThE gabacho

This is a gringo

fuck you that is a sandwich

It's okay, that's not even the real name. The real name is "Meshico", but it seems I'm the only one that call it like that IRL

Te daré una torta

You're not supposed to tell people you're a board janitor.

kek

I fucking love me some pork shoulder tortas
I also like short curvy brown women and industrious coworkers

You mexicans are alright.

this is a REAL tortilla

(the flatbread it good too)

Thats a sandwich.

Nah, that's a sánguche

on a related note, what do Latin Americans call what Spaniards call a tortilla?

here torta is either cake as in wedding or birthday cake, or a lesbian

and tortilla is the same as in spain

That's a fork.

We don't usually eat that, but we have something similar that we call "torta de huevo". It's thinner and doesn't have potatoes

Also, we don't call cake "tortas", we say "queque"

southamericans get 10 times more butthurt when a spaniard or mexican call them sudaca

Lelas

When a spaniard call us sudaca is annoying, in the other hand when a mexican call us sudaca is cringy...

It's like when a moldovan call "gypsy" to a romanian, i mean, know your place.

What does sudaca actually mean? It's just southerner, right?

It's like when an argie tries to insult someone.

Like, know your place nigger.

Either omelet or Spanish tortilla

Why did you got so salty? I did nothing...

This answers your doubt, if a mexican got butthurt for nothing, they also can get salty for writting Mejico instead of Mexico.

Dont know,i never use this world, but i thought is a shit for the SA ilegalls in spain
???

The "know your place" felt kinda like an insult, sorr y if i misunderstood.

It means that you are from South America in an insulting manner, sort of like how the word "nigger" is the offensive word of black, "sudaca" is the offensive version of "sudamericano" (South American).
In Spain it is practically used as a pejorative form of "Latin American" instead of South American, however. They often speak as if South America starts right below the US, so that's why.
In Mexico, we know that geographically speaking we are part of North America so some Mexicans don't feel identified by the word, so they use it instead to insult South Americans, and they get more butthurt than when a Spaniard use it. So there's that.

Argies are Spanish and Italian that's what I saw in Buenos Aires. It doesn't make sense to call them a Sudaca they prefer boludo.

Sudaca means South American but it is used as a synonym of Latin American by Spaniards since they don't make the distinction between the two.
It makes sense to call them sudaca, because it is not a racial slur, it is a xenophobic slur, and it means South American. And they are South Americans.

Moors and Turkitalians are the sudacas of Europe, so there is no difference

Oh makes sense now desu I came because the food lured me in.

CHI

CA

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Hey I recognize you, you posted the same video on one of my threads after say sudaca,

CHI