Greentext your most gay experience, I will start soon!

Greentext your most gay experience, I will start soon!

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>mfw no story to share
someone love me plz

>oh hell yeah boi
>lemme get some of that

>Be me around 23 years old
>Ex that i broke up with is still living with me
>She has a gay friend over, they drink
>I dont want to drink so staying sober
>I go to bed early
>Falls asleep...
>Someone is crawling into the bed
>Its the gay person, my ex is still down in the first floor drinking
>He starts kissing me, we make out for quite a while
>He takes my underwear off, and his own too, he is drunk af i am sober
>He starts fapping me, and i fap him back
>He then rolls me over and starts rimming me, he does this for a while
>Then rolls me back over and blows me, im loving it at this point
>He is saying all kinds of sweet things
>When he is about to enter my ass, my ex walks into the room, and we quickly stop what we are doing
>ex gets into bed, and he keeps caressing me a little as we all fall asleep
>He later ask me if i would like to go further next time, i say yes...

>cousins entire ballsack in mouth

> I bought Skoda Octavia" 5 years ago, and now I bought Volkswagen Polo

in hs, i molested a friend that got drunk and passed out at my house

Guess your voting democrat for the rest of your life

basically spent my entire teenage years getting naked in the woods and in parks and in public bathrooms wanting to get fucked, and never once had an encounter with another person.

>living in the countryside
>beauty everywhere
>no people
:/

Real or not, I love these threads.

MOAR !

I know the struggle man : (

first greentext ever, have mercy

>go to a kind of artsy camp in the summer, i go every year
>it's really fun you can write poetry, paint, dance
make music and do some thater
>you normally stay for a week and then leave.
>excactly what i did
>overall the coolest people i have ever met come here
>notice a cute gay guy, he's (of course) covered in girls all the time
>talks to me once or twice, nothing special
>on the last day, some dude throws a party near the lake
>party tent, disco ball, party lights, trash music
>before i even speak the guy i first hook up with a girl, just kissing her
>nothing to do with the guy, i just wanna brag
>after we kissed for 10 minutes she leaves and ignores me for the night
>tf
>move on
>guy is obv drunk, flirting with me
>agreeing with everything i say and trying to subtly touch my shoulder
>see right through it but i dont care
>im bi, but have never done anything with a guy before
>continue?

That's why there was beauty. No people

>living in the countryside
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yas

Moar!

I cruise in stalls all the time, but I've never found anyone besides a guy who just obviously was jacking off and moaning,but he wouldn't respond to foot taps so idk if he was cruising. People message me on sites asking where I'll be but then they don't show up : ( I just want anonymous cocks in my mouth

Accidentally touched my friend's hand when walking down the street

Still have nightmares

>17
>come home high
>dad calls me over to pick up dog shit
>has only the smallest size of rubber gloves
>ask him why he only has the smallest size
>realize i have all the gloves
>use them to put stuff up my ass
>keep them with my pair of panties, a bra, a dick pump and maybe 17 cans of opened Busch
>mfw

other that that i made out with a childhood friend, and wore a friend's bra

how's the penis pump?

>getting prone boned by BF
>whispers "i love you" in my ear
>immediately starts to shoot his load
>wraps his arms around and pulls me tight
>we cuddle

Pretty gay.

it works, but it doesn't fix everything.

Sweeeeet

>>watching this

youtube.com/watch?v=h4d-HixR3Bg

Lost

Worth it or just stick with the cock ring?

>I once started a thread on Sup Forums

>okay so i dont see him for another hour
>i decide to go to my tent i'm tired as fuck
>of course he shows up
>actually hoped he would
>so we bring another guy back to his tent hes pretty nice
>he mentions to us that his tent got fucking drenched in the rain
>i know hes lying, there has only been a slight drizzle that day
>he asks:"user, why cant i sleep in your tent haha"
>knowing all this, i still say:"yeh sure dude"
>other guy is still with us, thinks we are joking
>we both know we are not
>after bringing the guy to his tent and eating some lettuce he has lying around
>dont question it
>we both walk back
>"so were you serious about me sleeping over?
>"Yeah of course, i always sleep in my sleeping bag so youll have to bring your own"
>"haha ok"
>i still kinda pretend that hes really just sleeping over
>go to his tent to get his stuff

i guess it's worth it, haven't tried a cock ring.

>be 10, first year of boy scouts (yes you can join at 10, you don't have to be 11, you just have to have completed the 5th grade)
>there's this aloof guy there maybe a year older than me, I never asked
>he never talks to anyone
>make friends with him
>we always tent together because he always just waited until there was only 1 person left to ask, so I started asking him, wanted to be friends with him
>whispering in tent one night because we were supposed to be asleep already and others would easily hear us if we weren't quiet
>start talking about girls
>I'm not really in to girls at this point, but he was (pretended to be)
>he's super awkward talking about it, he's trying to just have normal "guy talk"
>eventually he asked me if I know what a blow job is
>nope
>asks if I want to know
>sure
>he gave me one
>was amazing
>kept doing that all the way up until I left scouts when I was 14, we moved away
>escalated to full blown anal sex fairly quickly, we both took turns doing each other

>I went to a gay bar in Manhattan.
>I picked one and took him back to my place, and put my dick in his ass.

>before i even speak the guy i first hook up with a girl, just kissing her

wtf is this sentence?

Greentexted it yesterday but I fucked my friend's 14 year old brother when I was in college. It's been 2 years and we still do it all the time.

Hey, you are that user ! I wanted to tell you that my BF and I have a similar age gap, and that I would also kill to protect him. Good luck with everything !:D

True story despite the rules saying not to believe.
>be me, 5 or 6 (can't remember)
>have hispanic friend, call him J
>J has family coming over
>his cousins came too
>J said that they're going to live in his secondary house
>made friends with J's cousins
>chill people. One of them went to the same elementary school.
>Lets call this guy A.
>A is about 16 or 17.
>hispanics being hispanics, we all played PS2
>A comes over to my house one day
>says "I'll give you Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 if you kiss my PP"
>word for word
>I say "Ok, but only if you keep it inside"
>I really wanted that game
>closed my eyes
>kissed his "PP"
>fucker pulled down his underwear as soon as I went in
>never got the game

I just puked--a LOT!

Best friend fucked my ass 2+ times a week for probably close to two years in middle school. I was just coming to terms with being bi and he took advantage to get his rocks off.

15 years later, I can still talk him into it if he's drunk enough.

This is real!
And...there is no more, he still calls me from time to time, but he is a good friend of my ex, and i dont want to ruin the relationship...

^ Op here, first story, dont know how to quote!

Was forced into being my 18 yo sitters personal cum slave since I was 6 for about 4 years. He used to stay with us and I was alone at home with him almost every day. He used to abuse and use me almost several times every day

That's just wrong on so many levels, but not your fault

Straight people puke too

>when we get to his tent i can obviously see its not wet in there at all
>dont care i'm drunk/high af and want my dick touched
>when we get to my tent he mentions how neat my tent is
>when i was there i got complimented a lot about this
>have a 2 person air matress
>so he sets his sleeping bag up
>he starts to undress, first his jacket
>then his pants
>we both keep our shirts on
>sees i have some massage oil lying around (i really do no jokes)
>asks me if he can use it
>yeah sure dude
>puts some on his neck and arms
>its getting hot in here
>but im legit tired its like 6 pm (or am im not fucking american)
>he also lies down, staring into my eyes.
>have i mentioned he looks alot like troye sevan? couse he does
>mention it to him
>he gets it a lot
>he comes closer
>im not really comfortable kissing guys yet
>he senses it
>"its alright you know"
>btw he also knows i have never done anything with a boy
>the openings of our sleeping bags face each other
>open mine
>he opens his
>feel his chest
>he feels mine
>touch each others bodies for a min
>we made the sleeping bags connect with each other
>my hands eventually drift down to his pants
>feelling his dick through his underwear
>hes hard, pretty normal
>hes smaller than me though
>slide my hand into his pants
>slowly jerk him of, alternating between dick and balls
>make a joke about how chicks always give the worst handjobs
>he laughs, saying i'm not that good either
>"oh really?"
>jerk him harder
>he gasps into my ear
>dont want fucking cum in my tent so i slow down
>"can you do it better then?"

why didnt you tell on him?

haha sorry

i meant that before i even see him at the party, i hook up with a girl who is also there.

srry for bad engrish

>meet guy from internet
>he sucks my dick
>I suck his dick
>I leave

No greentext but this one time a gay dude asked if he could suck my cock when I got out of my car in a mall parking lot so I curb stomped his head. Overall a positive first gay experience

like this
>Op here, first story, dont know how to quote!

>fire up computer
>browse to Sup Forums, open up b
>letsdothis.jpg
>read OP's post

>be me
>be in monogamous relationship with my boyfriend for over 14 years so far
>suck each other off
>have bareback gay sex
>cuddle
Feels gay man.

the hell MOAR

That was all sorry!
Didn't do anything more with him.
Though he calls me from time to time.
Maybe I should just....

>Be me, 18
>Go on Craigslist
>tryna get some suck
>Post an add asking for succ
>only men reply to my m4w post
>Whatever, cant be too different right
>set up time with older guy
>Go to his house and he takes me to his room
>He puts some porn up on the tv
>I get hard and he starts sucking
>Into the porn so idc
>Dont tell him im gonna cum and shoot loads down his throat
>He asks if i will jack him off in return
nothankyou.jpg
>leave and regret it everyday

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>Always had thought about trying to be gay
>Go on craigslist looking for m4m
>meet up with old guy
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>Don't back out and he pulls out his dong
>Tell him i just want to jerk him and nothing else
>He's sitting on a chair and im on my knees
>Start to jerk him off and he has a lot of precum
>push through it and after a while get him to completion
>My face was too close and i caught a lot of the nut
lesson learned, i dont like gay stuff

WHy did u get on knees? Did u taste his cum?

More??

>work with chad guy at hotel
>just bullshitting about past relationships
>casually mentions girls can never get the head fully in their mouth
>dont think about it again until later that week
>start obsessing about the reality of that size
>maybe he's bullshitting
>a couple weeks later, strippers bro! they're right around the corner from work
>do my best to get him insanely drunk, German so it takes a while, drink a ton myself
>seeya inhibitions!
>thinking about his dick while inches away from some strippers vageen, heh
>can we sit in your car? I just need to cool off
>so did they notice your concealed weapon?
>doesnt remember telling me about his dick
> did you remember to bring a license to carry *winks*
>gigglefest
>im in, lets go all in chris moneymaker
>so morbid curiosity can i see? Hehe?
>tells me he doesnt want me to get jealous
>its all how you use it right bro? Haha Something like that
>pulls it out, finally
>something stupid like 10 inches, ridiculous girth
>fuck it
>"oh user, you're huge"
>slowly run my hand up the shaft, go in for the kiss
>returns kiss, i melt a little
>picture happening.gif because im an autist
More?

Well he had sat down and i figured the best way to do it was on my knees
And only a little bit i tasted but my face was blasted

You were on your knees jerking his dick as it pointed at you, and you were surprised you got a facial?

i think part of me wanted it

sure why not

killed my boner thanks

How old was he and what was his dick like? How long did u keep cum on your face for?

dominant, straight to the point.

straight/10

>be me
>clicked on this thread

He was late 40s and i think five mins. but it felt longer than it prolly was

I can go long or short with this one. Either way.
The short is:
>Met a sexual trio (two girls and a guy) online
>Visited them
>Guy was bicurious (as was I) so the girls did a full makeover on me to make me feminine
>Guy was into it, he fucked me good
>Continued to have many orgies with them over the course of a month

I can go on with the long story if anyone wants more detail.

same and im hot as fuck just no dick around :(

>> turned on by a pic of a trap on Sup Forums

I once complimented one of my friend about his new pair of shoes.

>mfw gay 18
>mfw only gay experiences are cuddling my best friend on accident while drunk and sucking some fat older guy's dick cause he comforted me behind some club downtown when I was crying

seriously where the hell do you guys find all these dudes?

Go for it

...

>I voted for Hillary

>be me, 21
>living at my house up at school
>roommate invites his friend from NJ that ive met beore
>seemed completely straight, fucked a bunch of girls
>all go out to the bars get crossed af
>get home, roommates friend is in my bed
too drunk to care
>pass out in bed with the kid
>wake up to him trying to put my hand on his dick
>mfw my hard dick is already in his hand
>say "what in the fuck" and put my dick away
>go right back to sleep
>next morning not a word about it
>never spoke of it again
>im still half hoping it was a dream

>attempt to blow him, mouth barely gets past the mutant head
>mostly stroking with sexy eyes and kissing his neck
>he's turned on by my emphatuation
>licking the head again, he grabs the back of my head and slowly drives his cock into my mouth
>hottest shit ever, dont know why because I gagged
>another gigglefest
>back to stroking, start using second hand because why not
>he grabs my ass, I shudder
>he's loving it, getting close
>i want it in my mouth and face mmk?
>happening
>unloads most of the payload in my mouth some on my forehead
>smile at him as it drips out my mouth
>swallow
>bury my head in his chest
>we gotta go, want to stay at my place?
>whatever you want, user
>fall asleep on his couch
>drives me to my car in the morning
Had more fun as his "bounceback gal". My nickname. Fun times :)

Fuck greetexting, I'm on a phone.

I got a job at a gay bar because the owner thought I was cute and I'm built like a bear. I'm not gay, never had a gay thought, but he said I'd make $30 hour as a bartender, $20 if I was a bouncer. I take the job, mix the drinks and throw out the drinks and get complimented and offered constantly. One of the drag performers/bartenders hounds me constantly, asks me if he could see my dick several times a night. I politely decline for weeks. Finally I show him a pic, then he begs to suck it one night. I tell him I haven't been able to nut from head because chicks here suck dick as good as Stephen Hawking goes up stairs. He says he's had a dick for 28 years, he knows what to do with it.
>Can't argue with that logic.gif
I relent and agree to let him suck my dick before work one day, I go to his apartment and he pulls my pants down, pulls my cock and balls out, and tries to get me hard. I'm already not into it but I'll give him a fair chance. I watch porn on my phone until I get hard, and he goes to town. I finally nut, and he definitely drains my balls slurping it up. It was the most awkward orgasm I'd had since my family reunion. I quit the bar job 3 days later. Deleted his number and all ties to him, I never went back to the bar again.

The only reason I clicked this thread is because I can't be the only straight guy that regrets a bj.

Edit: went to post and got this. Wtf.

> AM Straight dude, good looking and muscular
> Been single for about 2 months and was horny.
> Tinder/Bumble was dry as fuck
> Got hammered, downloaded Grindr
> Posted shirtless picture
> Get flooded with dudes
> Eventually find one that is pretty good looking
> Meet up
> Not too awkward, get more hammered
> Get naked, touch eachother, attempt to makeout (really wasn't into kissing him)
> He wants me to fuck him
> Nah man
> He blows me for a minute, can't even stay hard
> Turns out I'm not gay
> Leave

Regrettable, but in a way I'm glad ik for sure that I'm not into the stuff because I always thought I was repressing it. The dude was good looking too.

Alright, I'm doing it!
>On Omegle in early 2010
>Right when it was getting popular, but before there were content restrictions (aka 90% guys jerking off)
>I'm 18, skinny, and sexually experimenting, so I go on naked (with a mask on) basically fucking with the old guys and chatting with everyone who didn't instantly disconnect
>Match with a woman who doesn't disconnect immediately, says I'm cute, etc
>We end up chatting for hours, find out she's married but in an open relationship
>They have a girlfriend who lives with them who is a little older than me
>Says her husband has wanted to try something gay, but isn't attracted to manly men
>But he'd probably fuck me
>I take that as a compliment, we flirt some, and then exchange Skype
>Chat with her more, meet the husband and gf, and after a month of getting to know each other he agrees to give it a shot
>Nervously fly halfway across the country to visit them
>Husband is at work, so wife and gf pick me up
>Gf and I immediately hit it off, fondle like horny teens in the backseat (which we kind of were, but still)
>We get home, I'm nervous and excited
>Part of the agreement is I have to be the least masculine I can be for the trial run
>Goodbye teenager beard, goodbye body hair
>Hello painted nails, hello youtube makeup tutorials (the women helped a lot), hello hair product (I had long hair at the time, but didn't keep it well)
>I made the suggestion, thanks to years of Sup Forums at that point, to go full trap and wear women's clothing, which was followed by giggles and agreement
>Gf was tiny, so I couldn't wear anything of hers, but wife was a bit chubby (probably thicc nowadays, but far from overweight), so she had a cute blue dress that fit alright
>Add in some stockings and panties, some jewelry (for balance) and I was a regular belle
>Now this already is the gayest I had ever been, despite seeing two sets of titties for the first time
>But here comes the husband
(More? Should I focus more on the sex?)

oh shit im sorry guys does anyone still want this?

YEs

More

I still want some more user

Two of my male cousins and I experimented when we were 10-12.

>Be me at 12
>On weekends often hang out with two cousins ages 12 and 10
>I was the first to figure out jerking off
>Tell them about it.
>They want me to show them how
>I agree and do so
>We all start jerking together
>Couple weeks later it escalates to each of us jacking each other off
>Younger cousin manages to swipe a hardcore porno mag from a gas station
>After looking at it we try oral
>After a couple weeks of oral the older cousin has the idea that we could have "practice sex" via anal.
>We fuck the shit out of each other for about a month
>Cousins get caught during the week
>Fortunately it was while they were warming up and not actually touching each other
>They get a stern talking to but don't rat me out
>I show up on the weekend and make the normal signal that we should start
>They tell me what happened
>We never did anything again

We're all married to women (they both have kids I do not) now.

really sorry for forgetting abt this

>starts to also jerk me
>he's not any better than me
>still good as shit
>we keep jerking each other for a minute still laying down
>again, i dont want cum in my tent, my sister is coming to pick me up tomorrow
>slowly stop jerking him
>he says something witty about not being that good at jerking someone off, but that hes the best at sucking
>ok go for it
>he goes for it
>never had a blowjob before this is amazing
>uses his tongue too
>i tell him i dont want to clean my tent
>"yeh i'll just swallow"
>dream guy
>so when i finish, he swallows. as promised
>i give him some water
>he slows down, kissing my body while i jerk him off some more
>after a while he comes up to my ear
>"you want to fuck me"
>dont really know what to say,
>"uh, yeah?"
>sits down on all fours in front of me, ass in the air
>hes not completely shaven, has just a stubble around his arse
>bretty fat ass too
>touch his ass once, with one hand
>then with two hands, squeezing it
>cont

>I'm instructed to wait in the bedroom, so I do
>Wife is giddy as fuck, gf is with me to soothe my nerves
>Husband comes in, fairly handsome, very masculine
>He sees me and his jaw about hits the floor, since he was expecting twink and got trap
>We exchange laughter and introductions
>He starts with "So, you're (user)?" To which I say "Yes, but please, call me... Steph."
>(Note: Stephanie was the name of my high school crush, which was awkward, but it was the first name I thought of and couldn't take it back. My name doesn't even have an S in it.)
>His wife pushed him over to me, gf pushed me forward, since both were super excited to see this happen
>I put my hands on his clothing, fumbled at his buttons (shaky hands) before getting his shirt and pants off
>He was semi-erect, clearly interested but not rock hard yet
>So with lipstick painted lips I took it in my mouth
>New gayest thing, achieved!
>I had no clue what I was doing, none whatsoever, so I just kind of winged it until he got hard
>Once he was, he took my head off of him and instructed me to get over the side of the bed
>I'd soon come to learn that he was very dominant (as was the gf if you let her) but I followed
>The dress got pulled up to my hips, the panties were pulled down to my knees, and he stopped to fondle my cock from behind before applying the lube
>I had been prepping with my fingers some, but his fingers were way bigger
>Even bigger than that was his cock, which came when I said I was ready
>And man, it HURT
>Real, real bad
>For about a minute
>But they had plenty of experience between the three of them (I would soon learn that gf liked anal a LOT) and so the girls cheered me on while he adjusted
>They stayed and watched the whole thing, by the way. Intently. Later when I did stuff with him, they would play together too. But this time, all eyes on me.
>After I was ready, he continued.
One more and I should be good.
Any questions while I finish the story?

Continue, good story so far

please do

>It was hot, I had been teased all day, and now was at the gayest I've ever been
>Not to mention I was a virgin, and lost my black cherry first
>But he encouraged me by keeping a good dirty talk stream going, while the ladies gawked and told me I was doing great
>(Note, he tried to get me to call him daddy, but that was too far for me. The girls called him that, though.)
>He also told me to be loud, so I moaned as much as I could
>After a few minutes (probably around 7-9ish) he said he was going to cum inside
>I said yes, and he did
>His wife proceeded to stroke me (I had been leaking pre but didn't cum) until I followed suit
>Laid there in the afterglow, they gave me an examination to make sure I was alive
>He gave me a nice pat on the butt while his cum was coming out and told me to clean up and get ready, since there were two women who wanted a go at me next
>Over the next few weeks, had sex probably two or three times every day with any of the three of them
>Kept the trap up for a while, but eventually just went full twink and the husband was ok with it
>Left them more sexually wise, but wasn't able to make another trip out before their relationship with the gf came to an end
>Eventually just stopped talking to them, other than the occasional message

Good story, ty

Also, overall good thread

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Gay group

Last one

>when i first try to enter him, it doesnt work, i forgot i have the massage oil so i just use that
>works good as hell
>he's still tight ass hell (i think)
>i'm wearing a condom, so i dont have to worry abt cleaning up
>while i fuck him i try to jerk him off, but i watch too much porn. it doesnt work
>he still moans loud as fuck
>smack his ass and tell him to quit down
>i cum, get the condom off my dick and throw it away
>i just spoon him for the rest of the night, and jerk him some more.
>eventually he came in my hand
>clean that shit up right quick
>next morning everyone is leaving early, him included
>got to say goodbye to some peeps too
>the friend group i say goodbye to has him in it too
>hug everyone, him a bit longer
>no one cares
>say goodbye, thinking ill never see him again

So im having a meetup this saturday with some people i met at the camp, he will also be there
(+ the girl i made out with) dont know whats gonna happen it'll be fun