Captain, I recommend we eject the warp core and abandon ship

Captain, I recommend we eject the warp core and abandon ship.

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The ejection system is always malfunctions.

Except for that one time.

Mr Worf explain

What do those lines on the console behind Picard do? Because they weren't there in the first season. Are they symbols? Indicators? Storage lockers?

computer access panels

>It's a Jellico BTFO Troi so hard she puts on a uniform for the rest of the show, BTFO Riker so hard he sticks with the 4 shift schedule for the rest of the show, and BTFO the Cardassians so hard they leave Bajor like a week later episode

the last of his hair fell off at warp and stuck to it.

So they launched the ship with no access to the computer? Did they add the panels later, or did they install a completely new column?

Or, is it a different Bridge Module all together?

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Why would you eject the warp core while you abandon ship? Wouldn't that send the warp core flying into your escape pods?

IRL answer set redesign

In show? I'm sure I can make some shit up ummm, they made the panels more obvious after a year in operation because some dipshit almost destroyed the ship when they took the wrong panel off during an emergency

>some dipshit almost destroyed the ship
>Worf replaces Tasha

Story checks out.

You do it for the same reason you shoot a man before throwing him off of a plane.

Who is the best trekfu and why is it

Ro Laren?

classic Worf

The one that designed the engines of the enterprise
I forgot her name, but she was in a >geordie falls in love with her on the holodeck episode and then shows up for real

You want to destroy the ship and run away, you coward.

the escape pods dont actually exist.

it's just to keep the panicking crew distracted while picard heads for the captains yatch.

john you fucking faggot you're just all super mad like the whale man

let worf blow up the ship you gay nigger

Yeah that sounds about right

Commander, tell me about my sexual organs after you ravage them.

Get off my ship you fucking primitive nigger

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She's certainly very cute.

I think I'm more into T'pol or Hoshi from ENT
They both wear some super skimpy clothing in the ENT mirror episode.

They are general remote access panels to the sensors, science and engineering departments, plus an all-purpose terminal that does whatever the episode needs it to.

What boards would Data browse?

all of them simultaneously, he would constantly be asking what various memes meant and be annoying af

if you were any other man i would kill you where you stand!

Data would cantantly be trying to interpret memes himself, he'd only ask when he couldn't develop a clear understanding.

It'd be the Doctor who'd constantly ask what things mean.

lol, pussy

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no he'd treat them the same way he does metaphors if he doesn't know he asks, but he would have read though the entire archive and rules faqs etc. so he'd understand more then the average newfag

>I'm designed to exceed human and holographic capacity, both mentally and physically.

>Captain, if i may, what is the difference between a flick, film, movie, and kino?

Going through S6 and finding some overlooked gems. Starship Mine and Frame of Mind are excellent.

>These ferengi are a buck of Cucks!
>what was that data?
>cucks, captain. cuckolds, a 21st century derogatory term used in certain circles to describe a beta human male, derived from a subculture of people who sexually enjoy seeing ones partner-
>enough data

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>Data and the EMH shitposting at each other for the rest of eternity on all boards simultaneously

kek

Hell yeah, Frame of Mind is up there in my top 5 for sure.
I'M NOT CRAZY

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>pretentious asshats Mr Data they all mean the same thing
>I see, captain are we kino?
>that really depends on your point of view Data we...you know what shut up data this is ridiculous
>very well captain, captain?
>yes Mr Data?
>are you a big guy?
>sigh, for you Data for you

Man the DS9/TNG movies uniforms are cool as fuck.

On S2 of TNG myself. Its far better then S1, but jesus it is a bit of a slog/completely pointless episodes (Just finished the one where Wesley tried to bang the shapeshifer waifu).

God I will be happy when S3 starts and shit actually starts to happen.

Yup. Best ones imo.

>tfw you will never banepost with data

Nah, ENT had the best uniforms.
It kinda matches Archer, and the crew's personality as janitors of the galaxy.
Cleaning up the riff raff. They don't take no shit.

>literally just blue jumpsuits

kill your slef

The best uniforms are blue toddler suits for grownups?

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Hes a big guy

There was some crazy Black Swan stuff going on in that episode, I loved it.

Best doctor coming through.

Wrong

HOL UP, you sayin we on some finna Star Trek or somethin?

Who do you guys think is the coolest guest star in all of Trek?
I think that Tom Morello is definitely up there. He guest starred in an episode of Voyager.

You have to go back.

Carlo Ancelotti

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Jeffrey Combs

Wait, what?he did?

James Cromwell

Captain, I recommend we board the ship and enslave every woman and child. Next I suggest we capture the men and execute each one Klingon style, in front of the man's offspring. Finally we should wage war on their inferior world and fire a full spread of torpedos, just to be safe.

That seems a bit overkill Mr. Worf. After all, we've come to make peaceful first contact with this civilization.

Leading scientists say Kamala is best trekfu

True that, any episode that Combs is in is almost guaranteed to be decent. Loved him as Shran and Weyoun the most, though he was pretty awesome as the FCA dude too.

yup.

ENT did a shitload wrong, but somehow they turned the queerest designed aliens ever into the best race.

In Beyond he has a cameo as a doctor, hes friends with Zoe Saldana's husband apparently.

RIP Yar

RIP

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why didn't she have it throughout the show

>Its a away team is stuck in a magic 1960s casino in the middle of nowhere episode.

Seriously...What the fuck is this episode. I semi-remember it when I watched TNG back in the 90s, but watching it in-full, what the fuck? Did they just want to stay in a comfy hotel or something?

>watching voyager
>Kazon strand the crew on a planet
>Chakotay trying to make a fire to stay warm
>he cant get the fire started
>gets mad
>"Trapped on a barren planet, and youre stuck with the only indian in the universe that cant start a fire by rubbing two sticks together!"

>computer, prepare for saucer section separation

What can an old user like me do to help a technological marvel such as yourself?

Computer, run program doubles please

God damn she is fine in that episode.

The finest.

>belay that computer

Well my spread my ass and call me a vulcan

it's star trek for the new generation!

I guess I better phase a torpedo and hologram a beamer!

>voice activated core computer on a starship...in space
>hull breach
>depressurized ship
>no sound
>no computer

>this abomination of home decor

What was Worf thinking?

>And I don't know what to do with my tossed warp core and scrambled dilithium
>They're hailing again

wth

Don't think you can just understand 24th century values in the 21st century. Especially since the person in question is an alien.

I used to love Data as a child.
Then as a teenager I started to like Picard more.

Now as an adult I just love Worf, his character's hilarious and also well written and stuff.

>Adulthood is realizing the Joker makes more sense

How fucking gay are you?

Because those huge tits were half of Voyager's ratings.

Well when you put it that way

Adulthood is realising that firing torpedos makes more sense.

>Computer, create full scale replica of 21st century New York City and all of it's inhabitants
>Computer, replace all inhabitants with clones of me
>Add sequence naked Taylor Swift on her period and increase size by 10,000%
>disengage safety protocols

>tfw that curved handrail/console thing is the last thing the carpenter who carved it ever made

Garak did nothing wrong. Dukat likes getting his butthole fingered by Bajoran whores.

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>Born in 2030
>His favorite music happens to be 70's rock

What a coincidence that his favorite song didn't come out in the 2040's

This scene freaked me out as a kid