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2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
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2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
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Previous thread: News:

Mitrione vs Fedor Cancelled

>GSP is back
mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14652398/georges-st-pierre-officially-re-signs-with-ufc

>Cyborg is back
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc

>UFC remains intent on destroying light heavyweight division
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract

>MVP fighting Derek Anderson (a lightweight)
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/michael-venom-page-to-face-derek-anderson-at-bellator-179-in-london

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lol did you get banned bro lol

Daily reminder that Nate "The GOAT" Diaz beat a vulnerable, peasant potato farmer twice.

Schaub is God

the elsa thread was better this is reddit shite

its not that hard to copy and paste m8. this is the first op i've ever made

adan btfo

based mods

fuck now we've got dipshit wanna be spergops
i hope it's the last thread you make

why mas mitrione done this?
I am very upset

>Fightstream ded
Anyone got new stream?

official COPS stream
247hd.info/hd2.php

>Kekator thinks theyve found a can for Koscheck to crush
I hope this backfires

Can't wait to watch Cops after Smellator

literally everyone here is aware of the rational-scientific critique of "the supernatural." it's funny you bring up 12 year olds, because most well-developed personalities did arrive at this critique at that age. and then they grew out of it when they realized that the rational-scientific approach is not all-encompassing.

>anything but myths

what exactly do you think myths are?

its on now m8. fuck bellator

Ah so this is the power of Bellator

Viacom has deep pockets and a wonderful TV deal.

Why does everything go so wrong?

should I do a kongo thomson koscheck parlay or is that stupid? never watched bellator b4

Wait......no fedor tonight?


REEEEEEEEEEE

I think it will, a multi-year layoff is usually the kiss of death.

we're talking about the emelianenkos as the brothers karamazov. this is clearly mma related

fedor = alyosha
aleks = dmitri
ivan = ivan (ha!)

Fedor isn't competing tonight? Welp,. goodnight ladies and gentlemen enjoy your evening.

anyone got a stream?

Will Fedor's show money bankrupt Lellator?

They should all win pretty easily tbqh

i've got a stream for you right here

*unzips dick*

*pisses in ur mouth*

Lmfao Fedor could have fought any can tonight.

LMAO THESE ANNOUNCERS

BOO HOO THE MAIN EVENT IS SCRAPPED

imagine if meryl showed up to this bellator "fight" card

>mfw theists find no meaning in family, friends, or work

top laffs m8

You could take steps towards that

>cancelling the meme fight of the night

Welp, boxing it is then

i doubt she cares and was just trying to be flowery

> Not knowing who Chael Sonnen is
Fuckign causls

i hope you die in MY sleep tonight

~sleep tonight~

youtube.com/watch?v=7r4MNcOVOQM

your mom is flowery

Dave and Buster Commercial was the first time I've heard "ARCADE GAME" in a commercial in years. Checked out the Walking Dead Arcade Game on Youtube and it looks like a fucking Dreamcast House of the Dead game.

Speaking of retro games, was Fedor in any MMA game?

I know Chael you mong

>le fiction/nonfiction dichotomy

lol

Chael is dead to me after getting dicked on be Jenna Jameson's ex

>mong

anyone who uses this word is literally an autistic manchild

go play some more video games you booger eater

>It's a Koscheck has to lay and pray a literal who for 15 minutes because is chin is shot.

He didn't get his nickname for nothing.

Go write a blog faggot

>Mong
ahahahahahaa

>police arrive at mom's door
>her life is ruined
no i can't take steps toward it shitskin

i thought wmma was the first fight?

>tfw kos was my first ever boy
>just want to see him go out on a HEEM

Just saying man, if you want to die it's fairly doable

WWE is objectively as good as Bellator

shut up before i shut you up

Always root for my boy koscheck but he needs to sit his dead ass body down and retire

>kos is his boy

what in the fuck is wrong with australians

maybe everything moved up one since the main event was cancelled?

Josh Cuckshack

LLLLOL i'm dying

Daron cuckshank

Been in the hospital all day lads. Got knocked out by a light tap yesterday and my coach said it might be worth it to get a CTE scan. Long story short they're saying my brain looks like swiss cheese. That explains the dizzy spells I've been getting for the past few months. They're saying to completely forget about fighting but... I think if I just focus on improving my defense and stamina I might still be able to bang.

This three man group actually works.

boxing is LITERALLY dead

there is no such thing as a cte scan you blithering zilch

>Big John ignoring the outstretched fingers

this is the dumbest rule.

Having your hand open is part of fighting. Just deal with it. You need to able to parry, grab the wrist, push away etc.

Sorry about that Brandan

This is fucking retarded

LOL Yesssssssssssssssssss get rekt Koscuck

people who play UT on UFC 2:

if you fight a black guy, just take him down

Anyone got a stream link?

fuck

>crying because you beat the corpse of Koscheck

what the fuck
bullshit

hahahaha fuck you josh koscheck

Josh fucking blows

This is my first time watching Bellator is it always this bad?

Glad Josh got fucked on ignorin the rules like that.

>fighters with longer reach using fingers as a tool to stop shorter fighters rushing in


"it's part of fighting"


t. 205er

what the fuck was that? bellator is a fucking shit show, bring back elite XC and strikeforce, at least they had fun fights

>take uppercut to the left of your face
>cover your right eye
neat

homeboy was paying 3.50

Why the fuck is Tito so based?

youtube.com/watch?v=_i60yIiPzWA

what a pathetic showing by Koscheck. Chael had it right. whatever happened to the guy who used to double leg like a beast? looks like he was just out to score a paycheck.

>t. 205er
fuck off with this t. 189er shit you fucking zero

Anyone got a stream for bellator?

>oh shit he made a good point

>instead of accepting it and learning i'm gonna insult him

t. bellator 172er

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I didn't see the whole round, but did he actually shoot once? I was just expecting him to come in and shoot within a minute

...

discord.gg/WnHy8
Get in here and I'll give it to you

I dont think so

lol I'm 2 dumb to get acestream working on linux.

that's what I get.

oh well at least I'm not missing Fedor

THE WORD IS FULL OF HATE REGARDLESS BELIEFS CHRISCHAN MOOSLAM

Sorry mate idk what this means. Its a vlc thing?

His chin is shot dude. How's he gonna shoot on a guy knowing he can get put out by a stray jab?

not once. the fight was what 3-4 minutes long? maybe he was waiting for the ten second clap?

CHRISCHANS MOOSLIEUMS JUDEN

Wait is that Brazilian sticking up for Islam?


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acestream

super easy to use on windows.

google it

Acestream I take it

Acestream is a virus people use to bait newfags

I REPEAT IT'S A VIRUS.

You are stupid

so, is emelianenko fighting or not?

are you serious? standing in the guy's range is the only other option? there are plenty of ways to close the distance without getting caught, or minimizing getting caught. he had opportunities. he chose not to take them.

Yeah it was weird, bet Paul Daley is pissed that he called out Rory instead of Koscheck.

>Rampage v.s. King Mo in Chicago

Hmm... tempting.