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Lucille edition

A G R A R I A N I S M

First for MISSOURI

Howdy

what are you doing in the UK you fart sniffing wetback beaner

Missouri just can't get a break! Sad!

nth for Arkansan master race

Hitting the meth pipe rn

your momma

MAY NATURAL STATE REIGN TEN THOUSAND YEARS

>Regnant Populus
God Bless

I suppose so, and they just haven't been taught manners I suppose

At least the diners here are great and I get to see something other than pine trees.

Can I join?

Do you support the Yankees or us?

sure

welcome chile

sure texas counts until the mexican percentage gets over 50%, still southern for now

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Thats chile not texas lol

Texas is always welcome in the South

posting from previous thread

what city is worth visiting for southern hospitality and such

wow you don't say

Atlanta for visiting, not for staying

nice

this was our original seal after we got founded

is that a nekkid lady on top of the sallet?

Dallas Anything
south of Austin is A No-Go zone

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Savannah, Georgia
Any smallish town in the countryside

It wouldn't be Virginian symbol if it didn't have tiddies on it.
>tfw our #Cruzmissile former Attorney General tried to have it removed from the flag a few years ago

How are you guys holding up? Graduation is soon and I just want it to be over

raleigh is very nice, as is nashville and most cities in georgia

arkansas is all wilderness with a few meh cities

same desu
I'm finishing the last of my dissertation at the moment, it's 4 AM here but I'm running on the high of it finally being out of the fucking way

>Tfw no job lined up

Hot Springs is pretty nice

actually yeah, hot springs is super cozy, so is eureka springs

>so is eureka springs
Never been, what's in Eureka Springs?

>tfw no life lined up

I love eureka springs I would go there again if I could

super cozy town, like incredibly so

this guy gets it

you visit that awesome chapel?

Yes

Looks very comfy

good

for those that havent BEHOLD THORNCROWN CHAPEL A HIDDEN ARKANSAN ARCHITECTURAL GEM

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>People from Missouri can't even pronounce their own state correctly

>People in Missouri cant even make good roads

>People in Missouri share their second-biggest city with Kansas

>buttblasted Kansas niggers

The absolute STATE of Missouri rn

Im a Texan Master race

>People only remember of Missouri because of a fucking arch

I'm going to OD on meth now I hope your little "jokes" we're worth it

>Missouri can't into South without creating massive bordergore

>mfw when my state is the only place in the world with tiddies on it's flag

VA and KY have fairly irregular northern borders too, to be fair.

GOOD

It's cool, I'll probably OD on heroin later anyways.

:^)

>Missouri can't even decide if they want slaves or not

How is free labor for multiple generations a hard decision?

At least theirs are rivers

>the state of misery

did thread go dead?

It was just 10 minutes

Thats a boitiddie

>brown eyes

R8 my brown eyes

Salutations my Southern Brothers

I don't like anything on a """person""" that's brown

SHIT eyes/10

Blue or nothing

only about half of misseri is Southern anyways
>tfw in the bad half

You could split MO in half using the river too and just use the southern half, but it wouldn't look much better I don't think. Someone wanna draw it?

Hi SD. I don't know much about your state.


Wall Drug is pretty neat though.

Mt. Rushmore and Corn is pretty much it

Very agrarian, less than 1 million people, comfy cozy

This is an anime free general

ok

>blue-eyed nigger thinks he will ever be superior to the green-eyed master race

>tfw never went hunting

>broccoli shit eyes
>master race

>Could never go hunting because parents were super liberal anti-gun

I have brown eyes and Dostoevsky had brown eyes. That's good enough for me.

Brown is the color of chocolate and I like chocolate

Conway's just mad because he doesn't have sweet eyes

>not having really dark brown eyes and dark brown hair and still being of completely European genealogy and 100% American

I'm also brown/brown.

Have you read much Dostoevsky?

I am currently reading Notes from Underground.

Been meaning to give it a proper read. Was supposed to have read it for school, but there were a couple times when I had so much reading to do that I ended up skimming or otherwise half-assing a lot of it, no way in hell I was going to get it all done without shutting myself in a room for days at a time. That was one of the victims, sadly.

Gonna go to bed buds

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true

'night.

user please, blue eyes look fine and all, but they can never match

real Southron hours

Literally me.

I imagine he's holding a conversation about the spice blend being off at a newly-opened restaurant.

That would not be unlikely, after he sold KFC he greatly disapproved of the direction the food took, as somebody with a surprising but impressive knowledge of KFC's history once told me here.

Yeah, I think I read something to that effect on Wikipedia once.

>implying he's wrong

>implying I'll have the money for anything fun

Bump

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>there are people outside celebrating commieday right now

Oh yeah huh, that exists. Pretty decisively nonexistent here in the States, or at least I never seen nobody give a damn about it.
You'll actually get to see another holiday in 16 days, if I'm not mistaken.

>or at least I never seen nobody give a damn about it.
I haven't either, as I've seen it's more of a European thing shared with Walpurgis Night (which isn't celebrated here).
>You'll actually get to see another holiday in 16 days, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, Norway's constitution day is May 17th. It's at least a fun day as opposed to this garbage which is basically just a second Sunday to most.