Lucille edition
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A G R A R I A N I S M
First for MISSOURI
Howdy
what are you doing in the UK you fart sniffing wetback beaner
Missouri just can't get a break! Sad!
nth for Arkansan master race
Hitting the meth pipe rn
your momma
MAY NATURAL STATE REIGN TEN THOUSAND YEARS
>Regnant Populus
God Bless
I suppose so, and they just haven't been taught manners I suppose
At least the diners here are great and I get to see something other than pine trees.
Can I join?
Do you support the Yankees or us?
sure
welcome chile
sure texas counts until the mexican percentage gets over 50%, still southern for now
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Thats chile not texas lol
Texas is always welcome in the South
posting from previous thread
what city is worth visiting for southern hospitality and such
wow you don't say
Atlanta for visiting, not for staying
nice
this was our original seal after we got founded
is that a nekkid lady on top of the sallet?
Dallas Anything
south of Austin is A No-Go zone
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Savannah, Georgia
Any smallish town in the countryside
It wouldn't be Virginian symbol if it didn't have tiddies on it.
>tfw our #Cruzmissile former Attorney General tried to have it removed from the flag a few years ago
How are you guys holding up? Graduation is soon and I just want it to be over
raleigh is very nice, as is nashville and most cities in georgia
arkansas is all wilderness with a few meh cities
same desu
I'm finishing the last of my dissertation at the moment, it's 4 AM here but I'm running on the high of it finally being out of the fucking way
>Tfw no job lined up
Hot Springs is pretty nice
actually yeah, hot springs is super cozy, so is eureka springs
>so is eureka springs
Never been, what's in Eureka Springs?
>tfw no life lined up
I love eureka springs I would go there again if I could
super cozy town, like incredibly so
this guy gets it
you visit that awesome chapel?
Yes
Looks very comfy
good
for those that havent BEHOLD THORNCROWN CHAPEL A HIDDEN ARKANSAN ARCHITECTURAL GEM
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>People from Missouri can't even pronounce their own state correctly
>People in Missouri cant even make good roads
>People in Missouri share their second-biggest city with Kansas
>buttblasted Kansas niggers
The absolute STATE of Missouri rn
Im a Texan Master race
>People only remember of Missouri because of a fucking arch
I'm going to OD on meth now I hope your little "jokes" we're worth it
>Missouri can't into South without creating massive bordergore
>mfw when my state is the only place in the world with tiddies on it's flag
VA and KY have fairly irregular northern borders too, to be fair.
GOOD
It's cool, I'll probably OD on heroin later anyways.
:^)
>Missouri can't even decide if they want slaves or not
How is free labor for multiple generations a hard decision?
At least theirs are rivers
>the state of misery
did thread go dead?
It was just 10 minutes
Thats a boitiddie
>brown eyes
R8 my brown eyes
Salutations my Southern Brothers
I don't like anything on a """person""" that's brown
SHIT eyes/10
Blue or nothing
only about half of misseri is Southern anyways
>tfw in the bad half
You could split MO in half using the river too and just use the southern half, but it wouldn't look much better I don't think. Someone wanna draw it?
Hi SD. I don't know much about your state.
Wall Drug is pretty neat though.
Mt. Rushmore and Corn is pretty much it
Very agrarian, less than 1 million people, comfy cozy
This is an anime free general
ok
>blue-eyed nigger thinks he will ever be superior to the green-eyed master race
>tfw never went hunting
>broccoli shit eyes
>master race
>Could never go hunting because parents were super liberal anti-gun
I have brown eyes and Dostoevsky had brown eyes. That's good enough for me.
Brown is the color of chocolate and I like chocolate
Conway's just mad because he doesn't have sweet eyes
>not having really dark brown eyes and dark brown hair and still being of completely European genealogy and 100% American
I'm also brown/brown.
Have you read much Dostoevsky?
I am currently reading Notes from Underground.
Been meaning to give it a proper read. Was supposed to have read it for school, but there were a couple times when I had so much reading to do that I ended up skimming or otherwise half-assing a lot of it, no way in hell I was going to get it all done without shutting myself in a room for days at a time. That was one of the victims, sadly.
Gonna go to bed buds
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true
'night.
user please, blue eyes look fine and all, but they can never match
real Southron hours
Literally me.
I imagine he's holding a conversation about the spice blend being off at a newly-opened restaurant.
That would not be unlikely, after he sold KFC he greatly disapproved of the direction the food took, as somebody with a surprising but impressive knowledge of KFC's history once told me here.
Yeah, I think I read something to that effect on Wikipedia once.
>implying he's wrong
>implying I'll have the money for anything fun
Bump
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>there are people outside celebrating commieday right now
Oh yeah huh, that exists. Pretty decisively nonexistent here in the States, or at least I never seen nobody give a damn about it.
You'll actually get to see another holiday in 16 days, if I'm not mistaken.
>or at least I never seen nobody give a damn about it.
I haven't either, as I've seen it's more of a European thing shared with Walpurgis Night (which isn't celebrated here).
>You'll actually get to see another holiday in 16 days, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, Norway's constitution day is May 17th. It's at least a fun day as opposed to this garbage which is basically just a second Sunday to most.