Everyone has secrets, Anonymous. What are yours?

Everyone has secrets, Anonymous. What are yours?

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kys pls

Hi
U look very pretty
Missed u

That's not a secret!

I eat an immense amount of ass

I fucked your mom.

Nothing I can do for that

I guess you got an STD too then.

TITS OR GTFO

I secretly love the body suit
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i secretly like avatarfags

What kind of shit name is celty?

What's your secret?

That's not a secret either! Jesus!

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I almost slept through this

>Gelty confesses
>Confesses nothing
K Y S
Y
S

Oh jesus

Mine.

I like that stupid banana meme

i dont actually eat ass

i love gore.

This.
The eclipse brought them. all of them.

t. ass eater

I plan on having a good time before I kms

Wow, you fucking suck, then! Seriously, why even eat!?

Bro you're a pussy. Also I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Ass.

I secretly fap to my fiance's younger sister. Seen her naked too.

How dare you. Get out of here. Why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?

I don't have any secrets anymore.

And no one to keep them from anyway.

i'm a lesbian thats really into girls feet. I live in japan so it's really easy to take pics and vids of barefoot girls

I'm buzzed off my fucking mind every day at work. I work in a very safety critical role where fucking up could result in many deaths or injuries.

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Never going back home
Never going to be truly "happy"
I don't need to deal with my other problems anymore

That doesn't sound so bad.

Jesus christ.

I am a morose man filled with regret

When I was 10, I peed on my dog.

How old...?

I still like her after all this time.

I recommend continuing in that way.

Who, Anonymous?

I stopped hanging out with everyone I know, especially my best friend, because they were all in happy relationships. I've never been happier now that I don't have to deal with them - they think I'm depressed and keep trying to contact me.

my "one" isn't going to see me again
she should forget me for her own sake

14

I wish I'd made a different decision.

No. I dont claim to be him.

I don't know if that's better or worse than the other way around :v

Ahem...

Sounds rough Anonymous.

I got really drunk last night and told my ex that I miss her, now that I'm sober I don't think I actually do. Is that actually something I subconsciously want or should I write it off as I was fucking trashed?

I'm a trust fund baby but I act like I'm living rough and need to make it on my own.
And you?

I want to fuck my best friends girlfriend. Have done ever since I accidentally walked in on her naked after a shower. I got to see everything, she didn't even stop me.

I almost exclusively masturbate to cartoon porn instead of "real" porn. I have a semi-healthy sex life outside of porn, but whenever I do masturbate, its to cartoons. None of that weeb shit though

oh, I'm not the Jill you're looking for. that fag's running another thread.

I like me sum traps. Also isn't celty pronounced with an "S" sound?

Sounds like you need a slap.

Who cares what you masturbate to?

Not today.

About what?

The latter, mate.

Really drunk = defenses down = say/do things we feel and want but wouldnt normally say/do

Show ex pics so I can verify my theory

My friends and i learnt Morse code in high school so we could communicate to each other during tests

Yeah that's what I figured.

That sounds awesome.

Why? I realize what I am and actually put effort into my work, I don't want to spend my parents fortune only to have nothing in the end. I want my kids to live like this too, only better.

When I was in college i smoked weed with a girl told me age was concent we had a 4 year age gap turned out to be 6

I'm terrified about entering grad school next month.

I'd stab you to death if I could

or you could have just used that time to learn the material so you didnt have to try to cheat and fail 4th grade again

What a fucking punk, I'd have called him a fucking punk on the spot and told him to meet me out in the parking lot. But you're probably full of shit and I'm just responding to one of your autisitc ramblings.

It's awkward because they have my best interests in mind, but fuck I am happier not being the 3rd, 5th or 7th wheel every time it came to hanging out.

Trashed and lonely I'd say

I hope you rot in hell

ya those special ed "color inside the lines" tests are pretty hard

Why so mad? It's not your fault you weren't born to riches, it's just luck that we're all born with. I swear my Irish side is full of it too.
see I probably put in 5x more effort into life than you do

Oh, here's something. I might be in love with this woman I haven't spoken to in 11 years. I might've been in love with her all along but I was dating other people the entire time I knew her until weeks before she left. I got dumped in a rather awful way and she told me to get a passport, no reason why. That's the kind of person she was. I didn't do it because I was in a deep depression and was more or less catatonic. Then she showed up a few weeks later and asked if I had gotten the passport. Of course, I hadn't. That's when she must've realized how bad it was for me because she hugged me and left. I don't know if either of us said anything at the time or how long it was exactly. But about a week later I heard she left the country and I've never heard any news about her since.

It's a secret because while I've never been able to truly forget about her, I've also never allowed myself to admit that I might've loved her because of the whole, already having a girlfriend at the time thing.

Also, I got my best friend from her. He was a guy who hated my guts but she left him to watch over me so I don't kill myself. He's like a brother to me now.

about things in life. didn't know I needed to be specific to get things off my mind.

I'm in love with somebody who I'll never be able to have.

you clearly didnt go to college, you cant even speak english.

Does everyone have secrets, I wonder?

"acting" implies you aren't actually.

Christ.

Me too fam

Just wondering.

Everyone.

My GF thinks she's controlling me by withholding sex to maybe once per month. When I want it and she's not putting out I just bang the hot lady I ran into at work.
GF doesn't get why she can't control me like she has all the other guys and slowly turning from a controlling freak into a decent person since it's not working.
Also, work lady is 22 and hot af, I'm 36 and pullin good ass tail

tell yours, rabbit lady.

celty has no head so what are you waiting for?

Might be time to just tell your GF to move on maybe?

I'll timestamp when it happens. I'm expecting maybe 1-2 possibly 3 months to have everything put together. I'll go down in Sup Forums history.

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumour I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep. I also paid a woman online to make me a 10 minute custom girlfriend audio

Ah, right I guess that bit would be seen as bad in some ways. I just don't want others to use me, I've learned my lesson with letting people know I don't need to do anything and I'd still be set. It's tough getting to know real people when they know you're loaded.

Then set up money for the kids to go to college and donate the rest then live how you act. and wake up to the fact that it must be nice to have a silver spoon shoved so far up your ass

Any more pics with that outfit maybe...?

What do you mean?

Sounds like you are both pieces of shit.

I fucked up and now have a kid...

I seen your butt, it was great.

Surprised one of you fucking pussy moralfags aren't going to hold me to it. I'll just make a thread when I'm ready. All of you cowards should KYS too.

Sorry. I didn't prepare too many today.

Yeah. I feel you.

Great.

Checked and by which one is the real question

My condolences

Can't stop you. It's a stupid decision but it is yours to make.

I'm not sure it's a secret but I have fantasies of being kidnapped, raped and murdered. I guess that's a thing? Not much of a secret, heh...

GF. Ever since giving birth she got controlling and I decided I'm not going to let one woman decide my sexual agenda for the rest of my life.

>Give away my parents fortune completely, giving myself no failsafe
Don't get me wrong, I want to help get rid of the student loan problem we have in the USA but I know I cannot do it alone. I have been anonymously donating to certain colleges around me in hopes that one day one of them will do something great in life.

If only they knew that being that way is their downfall, if they actually let time go by it could end up happening naturally.

Why not break up with her then?

Outside of that one issue, she's actually pretty damn cool. Hope the sex comes back but if not.. oh well. I'll be fine.

user if she's up for it see if she is open to a swinger type of relationship

well, thats a common fantasie among faggots

Jeez Louise.

*shrugs* People are too single minded sometimes.

No not much of a secret

Though it's a secret that I have the same thoughts :v