ASG WEEKEND SATURDAY NIGHT THREAD 3

CANCER EDITION

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First for holy shit that music sucked

He's dead inside

reply to this with better 3 point shooters than Steph Curry

MIAMI

THIS KILLS THE CANCER PATIENTS

MIAMI

Shaq

ALL STAR G? ATHERING?

xth for Sup Forumsnime

Dell Curry

first for meme chucking is dead

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Can we talk about how fucking rigged the 500k was? They were gonna give it no matter WHAT. Fucking stupid, as fake as the Kardashians.

How long until my boy LaVine BTFO Aaron Bustdon once again lads?

DJ Khaled is like the best con artist in history. Does absolutely nothing ever but manages to stay relevant somehow.

>Curry an alien probably a monstar pussy ass nigga

Just like all the people with cancer watching him play

They are. I grew up with them. Fun fact, Sager was a dick. Went to school and belonged to same country club as them. His son is a fucking douchebag faggot as well. His first wife on the other hand, is incredibly nice and is prime milf material. Used to fap to her a lot after I'd see her at the pool.

Been to Sager's old house though, it was amazing how much sports memorabilia he had. His entire basement was a shrine to sports, I was in awe.

Is this ASW the most meme-filled one yet?

Y/N

>Not liking Basketball American culture during a majority Basketball American sporting event.

Really makes you think huh

>Curry hates cancer patients
>klay losing
>Porzingis winning skills challange against a guard
>dead crowd
>MIAMI MIAMI

is this all the memes so far?

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This was embarrassing for tnt, they only did it for publicity. Reggie should've sat his clown ass down. Regardless I'm glad the kid got that layup. Ernie, shaq, Charles, and Kenny is the only ones that legitimately cares. The emote weekend has been cringe so far

CURRY IS THE JOE ROOT OF APE HOOP

EARTH IS ROUND LIKE A BIG JIGGLY BOOTY
THANK YOU BASED GORDON

>His smile and optimism, gone

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this thread is moving so fast no one will notice I'm straight

Right, the check was already made, the shots didn't matter. But seeing Steph failing to actually make it is worth more than a single cent given to Sager's foundation.

>autism

of course they were but this way they're able to give more attention to the charity and entertain the fans

whoa I had no idea this changes everything

>Staying up for the jump prop contest
>not watching the superior d leag contest
>Based Troy WIlliams

Can tonight get any cringier?

>Brits, South Americans and non-Eastern Yuros posting in these threads

please fuck off, you can wait until Povertball begins again next weekend to shitpost

>a range rover that's not in a mechanic shop

skeptical desu

they were going to give 500k regardless

the extra money (from the shots) was the real contest

kill yourself and stop posting this faggot

/sadpanda/ here

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Between Steph and DJ Khali the last 10 minutes have been a hilarious train wreck.

He captalized on meme culture and turned himself into a meme on snapchat

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Would Drake have made 1 half court shot?

David Robinson hates this fucking degeneracy

Miami won the all star weekend

Should've asked Lamelo Ball to shoot the half court shot

>all that cellulite

Does NBA basketball belong on /asp/ after that rigged charity donation? It's the same thing as WWE.

he's just a new fat version of Flava Flav

I guess Suicide Squad was at least able to give the world Purple Lamborghini

>Webber is a 30 time all star

How the FUCK did anyone ever compete?

IM EXCITED

LETS GO DJ
LETS GO CLIPS4LYFE
LETS GO PAILS

Crowd is dead

I want to be violated by a DeShawn or DeAndre

>Glenn Robinson

Who?

SOMEONE DO A 720 ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE

ITS POSSIBLE I SAW IT ON AND1

>putting a power dunker in the contest

>shaq not allowed judge this year

lel

Is there even a crowd at this ASG?

HASHTAG

>saying hashtags out loud
Wake me up

Derrick Jones Jr is winning check the ballislife montage from today

That's what he gets for trying to act like a cool badass

What did he mean by this?

They're probably not pleased being called Miami

I love based Admiral. I bet that Cornball brother listens strictly to instrumental.

the shots actually didn't provide any extra money. It was all for show.

The only shot that mattered was the layup at the end

pls win aaron gordon

>those lips

He should've just sucked dick instead of falling for the women meme des

here we go the yearly spaghetti contest is on!

>there is going to be at least one Mannequin Challenge during this shit

kill me

>all these literally who's

GORDAN ABOUT TO CLEAN UP THESE NIGGAZ

Can someone please add crowd noise? This crowd dead silent

I don't even think nawlins even has a population

The literal who is gonna win

Niggas sleeping on Aaron Gordon smfh

spooktacular

Moving the all star game to New Orleans to please SJWs was a mistake. Dead as fuc.

>we don't know what he can do

>Uncle Shaw

Which one? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

WHYS KENNY PICKING ON THE LITTLE KID

>he doesn't know big dawg

DERRICK JONES LETS GO PHX OUTCHEA

LET'S GO HOME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

IT'S OVA IT'S OVA IT'S OVA
T
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O
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>youtube.com/watch?v=boXnSsqTRyU&t=233s
It's over

wasn't he in the 3pt contest too?

>you'll never have an Uncle Shaw
why continue living?

>no chuck on commentary

>holding each other back after a dunk

Why do niggers do this?

Seriously. You don't see Hunter Pence holding back Buster Posey after Madison Bumgarner hits a home run. Or the coaches holding back the defense in football after an offensive touchdown. Like what the fuck.

>David robinsons hairline tho

No question. Are you a /SanAntone/ user? I'm at Mad Dogs on the river if you want to take Rumplemintz shots

>Aaron Gordon can only win the contest when LaVine is not participating and is against literal whos
S M H T B Q H W Y F

My boi Gordon gonna win

>he doesn't know Aaron "HalfWhiteFlight" Gordan

This is going to end badly

Please kill DJ Kahled

>dunk contest
>7 footer

boring shit fuck this