She's hot, and I'm a 23 year old virgin. What do I say?

She's hot, and I'm a 23 year old virgin. What do I say?

"Hey im actually autistic in real life so i posted this online to ask people what to say to you lol"

Not to bad, just quietly woundering why a gorgeous girl is speaking to me and trying to make the best of it ;) your self ?! *pure cancer. *gets pussy though

Okay I'm not a virgin but I'm basically a virgin. Having sex with girls you're not attracted to doesn't count.

May I fist your sweet holes, m'lady?

'sup cunt

"You're hot, but I'm a 23 year old virgin"

Dying on the inside, want me to joke around or shall we break the ice and get real?

>im good thanks, what about you ?

>Hey, I'm good. Just shaved my balls. You free on Friday?

>Should I send the dick pic now or do you want to wait till were married?

My battery is dying, ttyl
Also I'm a 23yo virgin

She's not responding

Tell her "hey how are you? Is that the best you could come up with? You know most girls in their profiles say 'if all you text me is hey how are you I won't even respond' what a lovely double standard right ?"

Give her nudes to us

New one

rip

Charge your phone

Hi im kissless 23 yr old virgin and I want to digger my penus inside your vegana please show bobs

KEK

send nude let u fak open baby india

Don't ask Sup Forums what to say if you're actually attempting to connect on a real level with this girl.

Sup Forumstards will just tell you to say inflammatory or tactless quips for the lulz

Samefag

OP here.
>implying Sup Forumss suggestions aren't better than my autistic spaghetti

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I'm a 23 yr old virgin

If this is actually you op it does count, sorry to say. It could be a 72 wart and puss covered grandma with gonorrehea and venereal warts, but if you stuck your dick inside you aren't a virgin

Try asking something about her, but not too personal

What's your favorite dinosaur?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

dubs decides what not too personal question to ask?

this and
"I feel like a lepidodendron tonite :D"

do you have large labia minora, asking for a friend

Why did this get me? Damn

>i have to go charge my phone sorry

she is into you, be careful and you may end up fucking.

ask her on a date

how about i buy you a strap on?

What are you doing (whatever day youre free), wondering if you'd like to go get coffee

ask her if traps are gay

do you collect yugioh cards?

Well Sup Forums?

I'll make your vagina go extinct

i kill your dog

you fucking autist

THIS AND DUBS

(ps, this will actually work, it's not a Sup Forums trick. Tinder is literally full of stupid sex puns

then you're a dirty fucking nigger, and you know what i do to niggers?

this will work OP

roll

Listen to my double dubs :D

check'd double dubs

Well you did wait 11 days ..

Please this.

hold me down and masturbate me with your bare feet pls m'lady

>Then you obviously havent seen jurrasic park, my place this friday at 8 ?

>:O You're lying

Roll

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fuck that. say "there? why not here. twenty minutes. dinner and netflix."

roll

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roll

gotem make sure you have shit that you can make for her, get it in OP

FUCKING THIS. SCREAMING THIS

I'm a T-Rex in bed

Then I'm gonna make you dino-SORE. Get it?

With my PENIS.

You're not one of those niggers, right?

OP here bed time. Thread is closed

Oh god the cringe

faggot!

kill yourself my man
I bet y'all niggas aint even smoke crack

Brilliant OP youre well on your way to your first Puss KEK

"Yikes, I thought we were really bonding for a second" "BTW IM A VIRGIN"

OP I might know this girl, where is she from?