why won't women fuck me?
Why won't women fuck me?
Brandon Edwards
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Bentley Bennett
Because you look like Ricky Gervais.
Noah Cooper
Your need to post this question at all suggests a personality problem.
Look at yourself and your choices.
Carter Barnes
Can't stand him. Or OP. Or at all. I'm in a wheelchair.
Jeremiah Moore
Darksydphill did grey that 18 year old pussy
Michael Carter
what does the rest of you look like?
Evan Ross
...
Robert Butler
Because you look like DarkSydePhil.
Brody Phillips
this.
OP, ask yourself: what do i have that a woman would want so badly that she'd spread her legs and let me stick my weenie into her?
are you fabulously rich? artistic? scientific genius? being good at mario kart is not a skill that attracts women.
Camden Wilson
your microwave and stove dont match. it basic biology.
Easton Sanchez
bc ur fat and have a hairy pussy growing on your face
Josiah Perez
Not your fault! Nothing you could do!
Christopher Powell
it's obviously because your microwave's buttons are on the left side and not the right
Jackson Sullivan
You look like Dante from Clerk's
Jack Roberts
because you have a midget growing out of your face. remove it = PROFIT
Angel Roberts
I'm fairly certain the image is mirrored. Look around.
Cooper Perez
who gives a fuk?
Jonathan Reed
Cuz ur unfuckable
Nathan Foster
Did you...not see this comment?
Adrian Garcia
go back to facebook
Grayson Mitchell
Its because you're losing your hair and the Kanye facial hair ain't foolin nobody
Colton Peterson
stop the goatee and grow a beard
Justin Barnes
I see no reason why not.
I'd have to see how you interact in person.
Bentley Perry
Because you look like Ricky Gervais.
Ethan Morris
...
Liam Evans
you look like you play in a shitty pantera cover band
Jordan Johnson
Just tell hipster chicks you were the guy in clerks
Blake Edwards
>thread
Adam Martin
Let David Bowie break it down for you Ricky:
youtube.com
Connor Davis
yeah if he gained 100 lbs
Julian Gomez
Would you?
Luke Sanders
Because you're the reason girls won't go clubbing alone
Brody Carter
Because you look like Dante Hicks. Are you even supposed to be here today?
Ian Sanchez
Did he not fuck his girlfriend?
Tyler Carter
OP here.
Yes.
Jackson Perry
bc you masturbated on stream
Robert Howard
want moar?
Brody Rivera
Fuck yeah, I want it all.
But I can't last too long, plus I'm sweaty and fat.
Adam Hill
Then I better strip slow
Leo Russell
Fuckin a - he really does
Tyler Flores
What's with these bugged dating mechanics?
*snort*
AW CAMAAANNN I WAS NICE TO HER AND SHE WOULDN'T PUT OUT!
*ahemhem*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCK MY DICK BITCH UHUHUHUHU
SHE SLAPPED MY FACE! WOOOOOOOOOOW
Nathan Jenkins
Because you spend all of your time wanking over Traps on Sup Forums
Jaxson Brown
you look like julian's reject cousin
Jaxon Price
Because you have gout you fat fuck lol
Justin Peterson
My dick is harder than the time I "beat" demon souls!
I need that ass more than I need patreon bucks!
Justin Sanchez
Cause you're the guy that started the banana
Nathaniel Young
You look kinda gay, are you gay OP?
Ethan Bennett
what need to fap ?
James Perry
Exactly what I was thinking.
Michael Hughes
Totally not on stream.
That was me uh, fixing my pants. Fucking trolls! Ahahaha!
Jaxon Rogers
What?
Logan Foster
nice trips satan
also julian from trailer park boys rocked one good
Oliver Thompson
The honest answer would be that you're not very attractive, nor do you groom or carry yourself very well. Granted we only have one picture to go off of. You look like the kind of guy who's pretty salty about girls not flocking to you instead of taking care of yourself, grooming yourself to look as attractive as possible, developing good posture, and developing a good personality. Again, we only have this one pic and your whiny little post to go by.
Evan Rogers
Show more please?
Gavin Nelson
Because you aren't gay enough. You're too many for them to relate to you; suck a few dicks, get fucked a few times and Mark my words, the ladies will flock to you.
Eli Hall
what would you like?
Eli Taylor
First, you are significantly overweight. Fix that, and you will have much better luck.
Second, lose the goatee; it looks particularily bad on fat guys, whom, of course, inexplicably seem to favour it.
Aiden Harris
DSP pls go
Oliver Gomez
More of your body, tits maybe?
Ryan Young
like?
Isaiah Jenkins
Cause you suck at Sonic Adventure 2!
Jaxson Gutierrez
Yeah, show more though.
Lincoln Phillips
Phil, you're a piece of shit who does nothing but sit on his fat ass and play video games all day, you're worse than MovieSlob.
Anthony Scott
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Mason Reed
Take them out, don't let them be restrained in there.
Liam Reyes
Let me see your cock first
Nathan Miller
I want to see your ass with panties on first.
Christian Gray
You were so fucking sexy in road house
Oliver Taylor
No baby first your cock
Nicholas Ortiz
Wait, where's his panini press? I don't see it in the corner. Did he get rid of it?
Bentley Gomez
Maybe ask the SoK, they might know.
Evan Stewart
Because you're always hanging oot with that fucky asshole Ricky.