ASG WEEKEND SATURDAY NIGHT #4

DAB EDITION

literally the most BORING asw of all time.

GORILLA GIVIN THE CHEERLEADER THE BGC

boo

K O N G E D

>not watching the parent trap

>the dunk contest isn't in Toronto or doesn't have at least 1 Raptors player

into the trash it goes

what a pooper event

If a white guy used a gorilla in a dunk contest he would be called racist.

that suns qt getting tbagged

>tfw ywn be a mascot rubbing your dick on a cheerleader

Why is there a gorilla on the court? And why is there a guy in a gorilla costume on the court as well.

NO NAMER BLEEW IT LMFAO
NO NAMER BLEEW IT LMFAO
NO NAMER BLEEW IT LMFAO
NO NAMER BLEEW IT LMFAO

Literally worst dunk contest I've ever seen

The same fucking dunks

Ahaha ha bitch gtfo

>not knowing the best mascot in NBA history

absolutely fucking horrendous

This is by far the worst All-Star Weekend over the last 10 years

so he tried the same dunk but with less people to jump over?

what was the point of having the raptors jersey u fag

JUST

Should have just teabagged the grill after the dunk. Would have got straight 10s

that broad ugly as fuck

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he got BTFO

I'm just going to watch last years contest again desu

This dunk contest was so bad it ruined my night

CHOKEEEEE that's why this nigga doesn't play....

>All these no names

THIS IS WHY THE CONTEST IS SHIT.

FOR ALL MY Sup Forums BRETHREN THAT ACTUALLY PLAY SPORTS. HOW DO I JUMP HIGHER TO DUNK??? DONT MAKE ME ASK /fit/!!!

this crowd is dead

when does the slam dunk contest begin?

Jesus, this might just be the worst dunk contest of all time. Literally nothing worth caring about.

Imagine paying money to see this

WORST DUNK CONTEST IN HISTORY.

PERIOD.

CANCEL IT.

so what do we replace the dunk contest with? this stupid shit shouldn't exist anymore.

>didn't even make shitty dunk
>8s
Jesus

SS

This is almost as bad at the birdman/robinson contest

Bring Chase Budinger out here, this is fucking terrible

welfare points LMAO

The only good thing tonight was Curry embarrassing himself

...

Reggie and Shaw are getting tired of this shit lmao

Be black.

YOU MISS A DUNK YOU SHOULDN'T GET A 2ND CHANCE

fuck this

>between the legs dunk contest

Free Throw Contest, sponsored by H&R Block.

they really need to let the d-league players dunk for this

What a disaster.

NEPHEW DELETE THIS CONTEST

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Good dunk.

Too many misses.

>50

shit is rigged

1on1 to 11 between 2 fan voted players

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR 10

>that was worth 50 points

this is so dumb

shaq is such a hater

Fucking 50 for that?

>50

FUCK OFF

anyone seen those big tits behind booker?

>10
this is retarded

>50 for that

you fucking what?

This is fucking nigger garbage nonsense. Fuck tonight. God damnit I wish I was a hockey fan.

>Giving him all 10s for that

what was so good about last years dunk exactly? it's pretty much the same shit as this year

This is a joke. These scores mean nothing. Get Shaq as a judge again

I feel bad for him because it looks like he really wanted to win

More creativity pls

REEEEE WHY ARE GREAT """""DUNKERS"""""" SO SHIT DURING THE NBA DUNK CONTESTS???

>JAMES WHITE A FEW YEARS AGO
>THIS FUCKING GUY JONES NOW

REEEEE U CHOKE ARTISTS!!

wtf

RIGGED SCORES ROFl

50 for that garbage what

>Zaza Pachulia vs Westbrook

sounds great

These niggers shoes are shitty

Drone contest sponsored by Intel

YO LMAO WHAT IF THE PELICANS AREN'T SHIT BECAUSE OF LACK OF TALENT BUT BECUASE THAT ARENA OS FUCKING CURSED WITH FAILURE THAT EVEN A GREAT LIKE DAVIS IS CURSED WITH INJURY.

IT'S THE ARENA FÁM NOT THE PARTICIPANTS.


FUCK NEW ORLEANS

They need to get Shaw to judge again, he was actually good at it

Just give LaVine a new knee and send him the trophy

Woah that was good

People give Whitlock and Barkley a lot of shit, but they're right...the nba product is garbage right now
>regular season doesn't matter
>no parity
>media has to force feuds and narratives off the court
>all star weekend is ass

The fucking forced Charles Oakley bullshit and Westbrook/durant "rivalry" was talked about more than any game so far. Shows you how bad the nba is right now

but the guy that ruined the final round is a d league player

>what was so good about last years dunk exactly? it's pretty much the same shit as this year

That was nice

Shaq sounds drunk.

The Zach Lavine / Eric Gordon memes

Are you just pretending to be stupid

Celebrity Game - 4/10
Rising Stars - 5/10
Skills Challenge - 5/10
3pt Contest - 5/10
Dunk Contest - 3/10 so far

All Star Weekend - 4/10 so far

Plyometrics, olympic lifts, and courage.

LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME

Based GR3 not letting them rob him

Well that was good but didn't he do one just like that already?

>shaq and kenny trying to hype up something which is shit

Literally the same dunk Johnathan Wall did in 2014

he did the same fucking dunk reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is all so fucking boring and uncreative. Christ.

Is Derrick Jones about to cry

Verizon CEO mad af

>executive director of social media

you fucking what

7/10 with the kyrie memes alone honestly