How much of an alcoholic are you?

How much of an alcoholic are you?

>drank pint of cheap whiskey in 20 minutes
>only feel decently buzzed

I drink a 175 floz of $9.50 vodka every two days, I need to stop but they took my weed away because its not "Healthy"

I've been six months sober and clean and somehow posting from the half way house I live at.

>the government considers it homeless, lol

Who is they? That sucks man

Im not the biggest fan of weed but when i do it i drink signicantly less

Through the eyes of the government you may seem like a bum, but to me and other drunks out there, youre awesome

Stay strong

when I smoked weed it was a medicine for me that helped me get through the night. Once I got a government job with GAS/Class B it became instantly a drug test job. I drank my first beer the day I was hired.

agreed

That's the fun part! Waiting for it to hit! I used to take a good 3 count guzzle, then start drinking beers waiting for it to hit.

I'd do about half a 750ml of the cheapest vodka plus like 10-12 beers. I'd be doing a bottle or two a night if I didn't have to hide the hard stuff from my family.

Do they make you go through random drug testing?

I used to work in a warehouse. They screened me before hiring, and if you ever got in a serious forklifting accident where product was damaged, they screened again

I never had an incident like that because I'm not retarded and know how a forklift works so i never had an incident like that, but i rarely smoked because i was nervous id have have some stupid freak accident and get tested

yeah sadly its a double whammy of random drug test. if you own a Class B or A its a random Drug test from the DOT. If you have a Gas Certification its a Government regulated Random Drug rest. they happen quite often

I love waiting for it to hit man. I chug, then get that face thats halfway between shitting and sneezing due to the cheap gross poison you just put in your body.

Then you feel the warmth and you feel like pic related

On a side note what are you guys drinking tonight? This is 3 shots vodka and a little squirt of lime

Fuck that sucks man. Im sure you're making pretty decent cash doing that. But it sucks you can't do something that makes you comfortable

OP here, i drank the pint of gross mccormick whiskey. Usually id follow that up with a couple beers but i have to wake up for a flight kinda early

I like your mug! What kinda vodka?

its cool, I'm almost out of it. possible new job within the system so fuck the class B. Tell me about yourself man

the cheapest shit I can find! this ones called Takka and its only $9.50 after tax for a 175. I tried more expensive stuff but to be honest I don't notice a difference and I don't get a hangover with the cheap shit

Thats awesome!

I used to work at the warehouse of a local hardware store. Its one of the biggest in the country, bigger than every Lowes in the US and 99% of home depots. They were extremely strict over drug testing


I left to go to a real estate agency. I havent gotten my license yet but am a listing coordinator. Ive smoked weed and gotten trashed with the head guy at the agency, so its way more lax

Holy shit that's awesome. What state are you in?

Do you chase that shit with anything? I discovered i can chug pretty much anything other than everclear. But idk if i could down vodka all night without anything

1 liter of vodka in30 minutes, didn't die, and my house has stairs

I'm not addicted. I'll have 4-5 beers with friends once every couple weeks, and maybe once every other month I'll have 8-12 shots and get pretty messed up. My problem is with porn. Yay me.

very nice! Real estate is a very very profitable job to be involved in, also it gets you out of the warehouse!
Just a little bit of lime squirted into the vodka. after a while you kinda start to enjoy the burn and the warmness as it goes down into your body. 100% horrible for you so I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Also I live in the Bay Area of California :)

porn is amazing... we can all agree with that. what sites do you like?

A fifth isnt that extreme amount, but in 30 minutes is impressive. I've drank a fifth in a 1-2 hour period, but only a couple handful of times in less than an hour

Glad you didn't crack your neck on a stair man!

I love porn too lol. I get my jerk on 3-5 days a week to some nice big titty action

Op and both messages you responded to were me! lol

Real estate is great if you can be social and know when to act as a professional, and as a confidant. I can bull shit pretty well with anyone. I just need to learn the specifics

Vodka and lime is great! I'm just one state up north of you in Oregon but i feel like your alcohol is cheaper in california

very much so. I lived in Ashland and Portland for a while and it was odd to me how expensive the alcohol was. Also the fact it wasn't inside of Safeway

It sucks i can't go to safeway and costco and get a bottle. Certain liquor stores have discounts every now and again. But i know itd be cheaper if it was just sold at grocery stores

I like amateur girls who post it on social media, chaturbate, p hub, tushy idk man. I'm sick of it though. Creates anxiety and took my confidence and drive away.
Sometimes I'll go 3 times a day.

Drank about 18 beers the other day which is typical for me. If I have a 5th, I drink the whole thing in a couple hours. I have a problem. Been sober almost 48 hours. Longest I've been sober in 7 years is 2 and a half months. I'm a pretty broken and bitter man.

Not looking down on you, but that seems like a fucking lot. I'm not an alcoholic. What's the most you've ever drank in a night before?

I can drink the 18 beers and still take a couple shots. I remember a time when just a few tallboys would do me. Alcoholism runs deep in my family and I started at about 15. My father started at about 13 because my grandfather (his father) pushed him into it. And since my father doesn't really drink anymore, my grandfather now wants to drink with his son's son. Everytime we're together he always asks me if I want a beer or some of his whisky.

Do you want to stop?
Are you functioning?

Yes I'd love so much to stop. That's why for 2 and a half months I stayed away from it. But then I slipped. But yes, for the most part I can function. I can function under 14 beers and still hold conversation. I can be blacked out for hours and continue to drink. I know that to people that don't drink like us, it all seems hard to believe. But I tell you, you'd never want to find out. I wouldn't wish alcoholism on my worst enemy and that's the truth.