Be me

>be me
>fapping to traps late at night like usual
>see a trap suck their own dick
>decided to try to do that
>bend crotch to face
>able to lick dick a little
>realize that if i wasnt such a fat ass i could suck dick
>mfw

how the fuck do they do it, it seems impossible. It's not that I can't get someone to suck muh dick, but I want to know how it tastes, I only tasted cum. I can't even find faggots here, just women..

Either you get off your computer and go to a gay bar and suck some dick and say no homo before you cum
Or you become flexible after much training so people dont call you a fag
If you want to do the ladder you have to not be a fat ass

Take a nice steamy shower so your muscles are loose then lay on your back and lift you pelvis over you mouth using your legs on the wall as leverage and slip your dick in there I recommend shaving so you don't get pubes in your eyes

I'm skinny af (I look like a pole), yet really tall. I can't suck for shit.

OP here
Thank you good sir
May i ask how you have this information?

Succeed my own dick once I'm fat too 226 only 5'8" and I reached

How long is your dick tho

How close are you? Cause it's all about flexibility.

6"

Im able to lick the tip of my dick right now

Hot shower will loosen up muscles. Take yoga too, will help with flexibility. If it's too painful (back, neck, etc), stop and hold off.

hey don't steal my reply this was supposes to be my reply. prepare to die by my sword you heaten

Alright men
Ready your swords for a duel

Bet that user that stole my reply likes swordfights ;)

Fite fgts

I'm that user that stole the reply and I surrender

What should his punishment be

Always wanted to do this. But fat, short, tiny dick, inflexible, etc.

Fuck I wish I was small and feminine. Being a trap is my #1 fantasy.

Pic related

If you wanna do the former you'll probably have an easier time not being a fat ass

Post your kik

Don't have one, also, as stated, fat and masculine AF.

Come on man work for your goals you may be fat ass but fat isn't a permanent condition you can lose wait and then work on your contour game and you'll be cute trap before you know it! Believe in yourself! I believe in you!

Running gets rid of muscle and fat
So run like a nigger does from the cops

This is true. I'm going to give it a shot. I need to eat healthier regardless of whether I'll be feminine in the end.