Tfw Mike is the cancer that is killing RLM

>tfw Mike is the cancer that is killing RLM

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Fuck off Jay

Fucking Jayfags.

I like all of them
Mike is the guy that saves his powerlevel for the somewhat more serious reviews
Jay is a powerhouse of film knowledge
Rich can easily explain what he likes or dislikes, can summarize complex plots like it's nothing and can use his decades of acting to good use every time
Josh is a knowledgeable on all things technical kind of guy and he always has a relevant opinion or two
Jack is really passionate about the subjects he likes and will go to great lengths to learn about them.
I enjoy every RLM video so far and I'll keep watching them as they go on.

>it's another "Mike is too drunk/hungover to show up, so we have to use the fat or bald guy instead"

>I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be.

>You're gonna hate me, but I loved it.

watch the blade re:view. Jack has zero original thoughts and just reacts (unfunnily) to whatever Jay says.

It's pretty embarrassing, really. He should stick to editing.

Without "ampf" there would be no RLM. These guys are terrific.

I watched it and listened to the extended track in soundcloud and it was okay, he went on and on about the commentary track though.

>Jay is a powerhouse of shit only horror nerds care about
fixed

>it's a "mike owns jay" episode

jack is very funny and insightful

they're all great!
-forced Reddit Letter Media positivity

>It's a Jay owns Mike episode
Mike got BTFO'd on Blair Witch

>Jay is a powerhouse of film knowledge

Jay is a film school faggot, fixed

>ywn have Mike and jay inside you

I think Plinkett is the best one

They should really include him more often

its impossible to hate rich

Plinkett is Mike + Jay, that's why Mike never goes into an insightful rant unless it's scripted beforehand.

EVERYTHING THEY CREDITED BLADE FOR DOING FIRST WAS ALREADY IN THE CROW

NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE CROW

AND YET IT HAD MORE IMPACT ON CAPESHIT THAN BLADE DID

FUCK JACK FOR HAVING NEVER WATCHED THE CROW

haha le VCR repairmen

I laugh every time

and you?

That's ridiculous. How could he be two people? Besides, I've seen Plinkett, Mike, and Jay on screen at the same time.

You really shouldn't insult Plinkett by comparing him to those hacks.

They aren't as funny as the bitter sarcastic memeposts of assblasted Sup Forumsirgins

But you can easily do that with green screen/split screen, Jay holds Mike atop his shoulders and that's Plinkett.
You've never noticed before? That's why they usually cut to him alone.

what is your endgame

I thought you meant Plinkett reviews Plinkett but kept playing along when I realized you meant Rich Evans Plinkett

Mike makes Plinkett reviews which are far and away the best work that studio makes.

He is capable of better solo work than any of them.

He can be abrasive on camera in a group though.

So I guess I'm saying take the good with the bad and make the best of it.

He's the only one worth watching with Rich being a distant second.

He doesn't write them alone though, it's Mike and Jay taking up notes.
The only one he did by himself was Star Trek Generations.

>It's a redditor meme episode

I'm ashamed of jay for liking that piece of shit

Why are you acting like there are two different Plinketts? That doesn't make sense.

I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mile then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

No one cares what you think

>EVERYTHING THEY CREDITED BLADE FOR DOING FIRST WAS ALREADY IN THE CROW
Except the bullet time, the leather trenchcoat unsheathe katana shit, etc. Also cool it with the caps there, princess.

>Sup Forumsirgins
We prefer the term "fa/tv/irgins", thank you.

Because Plinkett says so iirc

It's not my fault you like shit movies

>the leather trenchcoat unsheath katana shit
Have you watched The Crow?
He wears a trenchcoat for 90% of the movie and uses a katana during the shootout scene.

Why does Jay have such weird fans?

But Jennifer Lawrence IS a 5/10.

Yeah, I really only watched it back when it came out. I guess you're right.

No, dude. She's not.

problem?

the Daredevil movie plagiarizes The Crow something fierce.

>leather trenchcoat unsheathe katana
what is highlander

is Jay a butterface because his face is buttery and shinny?

yeah she's more like a 4.5

Alright, 4.5/10 then

He's easily the best one. Jay is pretty funny. Rich can be hilarious but also cringy as fuck. The bald guy can also be funny but also sucks because every episode he does the "OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE IT FACE" anytime anything remotely offensive is said. The guy with the bear brings absolutely nothing.

true. You got me on this.

Mike "The Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" Stoklasa is a pretty cool guy. I met him at a Trump rally one time, he told me I was "white enough to not be completely annoying."

Not a comic book superhero movie, unlike The Crow.

maybe 4.5? you're being a little harsh but it's a fair score

I know, you already posted that twice.

check the timestamps, Jenny.

Nice phoneposting, garbage lad.

Who else /realized that Jay is actually worse than Jack/ here?

you're right

It's actually Mike + Rich. Jay doesn't care much about Star Wars

whoops, guess you're not

why don't you go making more shitty movies instead of shitposting?

nice phoneposting, garbage lad.

you're right, she's a 3.5 at the MOST

>The guy with the bear brings absolutely nothing
Well it seems like he brings a bear which is pretty substantial

>makes
>made

xDDDD

It's a 4channer/redditor post ">It's a redditor meme episode" episode

>xDDDD

Watch anything from the Pre-Rec channel and you'll quickly change your opinion.

Their reaction to the ending of The Order was pretty spot on.
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How old are they?

Mid 30's I suppose, Jack mentioned that Blade (1998) came out when he was 16.

Rich is in his early 60s.

He lost all credibility when he loved the new Star Wars, loved the new Star Trek, and loved the new Jurassic Park. And to top it off, he lost his alt right hero status by shoe horning in a bunch of awful SJW-esque anti-sexism and anti-racism jokes into Space Cop.

I'm sure his body is.

space cop is a great film

>alt right hero
Oh, hahahahaha
Get a load of this horse's ass. He actually buys into that shit for cereal.
What a fucking pustule.

It was like Joe Pesci making that rap video, he lost all his remaining street cred from Goodfellas and Casino

>It was like Joe Pesci making that rap video,
He's an actor, he gets money to play pretend. There's no integrity in Hollywood. Grow up.

He was already very rich and respected. Why not go out with dignity like Gene Hackman or Sean Connery?

>Sean Connery

>welcome to Mooseport

There is LITERALLY NOTHING wrong with Jack

>dignity
>Gene Hackman
You need to pick better "alt right heroes" there, Billy Bob.

Why he is so bald? Why is Rich so pig-like in appearance? Do you like the vidya game?

That's some obscure kino right there

So any actor I mention you think I am referring to as an alt right hero? They are just actors who retired to enjoy their golden years in dignity rather than clutching to fame and taking worse and worse roles.

Kek I understood you were joking user, that was good.

>Mooseport
>Sir Billi

Bald is quite good in scripted bits but fucking useless in a discussion.

That's charity, he agreed to do the movie to help out an all Scottish startup 3D film studio.

>They are just actors who retired to enjoy their golden years in dignity
I think there's some cognitive dissonance going on in here.

gen X ethos age

>it's this thread again

>notalgia critic fan's brain diarrhea.jaypeg
Wew, lad

SO YOUR SISTER CALLED ME YESTERDAY

Sean Connery is, and always was, a fucking retard. He turned down playing Gandalf and Morpheus plus doing an Apple commercial when they were first starting with huge back end deals and stock options that would have made him a billionaire because he "didn't understand them". Now he sits around shitting his pants in a mid level nursing facility begging his black male caretaker that rapes him to take him outside so he can shit his pants in the fresh air.

>I think there's some cognitive dissonance going on in here.

Sup Forums, please try understanding the difference between the statement "leave while your audience is wanting more", and "they never made a bad movie". Connery made Last Crusade, Untouchables, Red October, etc after that. If you want to act like an idiot, go back to your containment board to do it.

haha, look how old he is there, what an idiot.

isn't Mike the fat guy?

>Now he sits around shitting his pants in a mid level nursing facility begging his black male caretaker that rapes him to take him outside so he can shit his pants in the fresh air.