/cric/

New Zealand 207/7 (34/34 ov)
vs South Africa

Australia vs Sri Lanka T20I
Match scheduled to begin at 19:20 local time in.......... Geelong......

ellyse > holly

first for /cric/.

This is now a Ellyse theread.

Im from NSW. Redpill me on Geelong

501 - Fox Sports 1
502 - Fox League
503 - Fox Sports 3
504 - Fox Footy
505 - Fox Sports 4
506 - Fox Sports 5

POO PEEland

>getting smeared all over by Tim Southee

Better take away Morris's shoe laces and belts tonight.

505 for based a-league desu

Why are the poopeelians so obsessed.

I'm slightly concerned

they should just dedicate a channel for each

501 - Fox Cric
502 - Fox League
503 - Fox Rugby
504 - Fox Footy
505 - Fox Wog
506 - Fox Extra

Laura McGoldrick could beat any Australian sporting personality (male or female) in a fist fight.

>starting with spin
What was the intended purpose of this?

Do you think Candice Warner or Laura Guptill has taken more penis?

>This amount of turn already

The absolute state of YOU

NZ insecurity knows no boundaries

*leg breaks*

Terroristman is looking genuinely terrified.

NZ at $3.50 is looking like free money lads.

Sick AF rainbow over Wellington RN

>she will never get on Ellyse's level

How does it make you feel, Holly-fags?

I told you cunts Santa would be new glasses

Fuck just made some migorengs and they're way spicier than normal. Unhappy.

Alyssa Healy is an underrated hottie 2bh

Thanks daniel

lel, she is like half the ass Ellyse is.

Well it unofficially is already but they've got shit like motorsport and darts and golf and shit which inevitably overlaps so they need channels for all that. I guess they've still got le red button

based danny

I like Ellyse but she looks a bit fat in that pic, I think she eats the same food portions as Poomua, thats what happens when they get married. 19-23 y/o Ellyse was best.

you should be in india by now mitch

>ywn wake up next to ellyse only to find out her dad's come over for brekky and you end up become mates with heals

>Tahir going wicketless
>Santa looking threatening

WTF is going on there?

Disregard that i suck cocks, i meant the other one

when does the t20 start?

7:20pm aedt lad

poo peeland

don't know when that this

45 minutes from now you sped

I don't think that a girl who practises 2 high endurance sports on porfessional level can be fat.

45 minutes from now lad. Lern 2 timezones baka

*yawn*

Might head to the Engine room for a beer.

Laura's loose enough that she could probably take one of those stumps up the duff.

sounds like a gay bar lad

that man has no legs

I'm pretty sure she gave up Soccer for cricket in the last few years? She got fat after that. She should have stuck with soccer instead.

You dont need to be in shape to play cricket. Look at Shane Watsons twilight years.

okay, thanks

>Lern 2 timezones
no thanks

>Situated on Auckland's North Shore, The Engine Room allows us to share our passion for good, damn-honest food. Established in 2006, we are proud to share our favourites like Twice-Baked Goat's Cheese Soufflé, Steak Frites and Churros Con Chocolate.
kys devvo cunt

This desu
Based futbol>>>>>>>>>>>>cucket

>cricket
>high endurance sport

Is cucklands north shore anything like shidneys north shore?

Poor people should learn their place and bend the knee

t.Poor Cunt

This desu. Like how your mum bent both knees when she sucked my cock last night

Nah

Nice mum joke lad. BTFO'd me pretty hard.

De Kock's got no fucken idea

de C(an't play spin)ock

Can't wait for the Bay Oval to get lights in, then we don't have to hold matches in Hamilhole

Should've played 4 spinners lads

south island secession when?

da Cock™

I'd like to see you smelly rednecks try

should've played 11 spinners lads

Latham's banter is godawful.

better than ronchi

Latham is godawful.

shit umpiring so far

Better than ronchi

Kane needs to be more "aggressive"

New Zealand, second best one day side in the world:

>half a world class bowling attack
>half wildly unpredictable literally whos that have secured an international career on the back of bowling out school teachers and tradies in domestic cricket
>half a world class batting lineup
>half wildly inconsistent literally whos that have secured an international career on the back of one good innings 2 years ago

fuck off copycat CUNT

Better than ronchi

New Zealand will finish this series as the #1 ranked side in both ODI and T20i.

that is a strange thing to say as they trundle their way to an inevitable loss

Kane is a beta. We're talking Saxon/Daniel-level beta. Bring back B-mac.

fuck off Ronchi you revolting cunt stop taking the piss

Let's see what Grandfather (Grandhomme I mean; I love sledging bit-and-pieces cricketers of all teams) is made up of on this pitch.

>You now realise Kane never makes eye contact when Laura interviews him

Beta.

because he fucked guptill when she was out

Don't act like you'd be any different.

Daniel

My eyes would bore deep into her soul/vag with pure lust.

I'd tip my hat to her and kiss her on the cheek, asserting myself as an alpha while respecting her status as a taken lady

I could wicket anyone in this thread

Kane always goes through his overs so damn quick.

*blocks every ball*
heh try again kid

WASP in the 90s

STOP BEING SHIT AT CRICKET

*bowls behind you*
heh nothing personnel kid

who?

It's muggy

Reminder that the Winning and Score Predictor (WASP) is a NZ innovation and cements the fact that we are much smarter than poms, Ausfailians and dirty curries.

Can't wait for the meme20 between two REAL cricketing nations to start

It is actually pretty good

Reminder it was invented by a University of Canterbury professor

GOO JOB LADS
THIS IS THE 1 LADS
CMON LADS, LADS

DOWN

Sounded like he said "Yeah go New Zealand!"

BASED bane

Scott Brooker was a PhD student.
Reminder that he promptly moved to Auckland upon graduating.