I waited all night for that thread to tick over so I could post that pic. Worth it.
Henry Gomez
W E W E W
Jonathan Jenkins
And your commitment is appreciated as always.
Eli Campbell
Remember by your logic Kyvat > AMX.
Camden Brown
Did you not watch Singapore?
Noah Clark
if post endings in 6, BOSSBERG comes out of retirement for Renault and wins title #2
Tyler Williams
I did, and you were correct even from 2015. Official order of drivers based on results: Kyvat>Ricciardo>Verstappen
Dominic Hughes
The Kyvat Ricciardo AMX argument allways ends up going in fucking circles.
Poor Vergne.
Cooper Williams
JEV chose the wrong development program, even though he was as good as Ricciardo.
Lucas Lopez
no he chose the right program, it's just that Ricky was better when it counted.
Hunter Sanders
>on his knees in front of Marko
Alexander Thompson
I feel like Toto and Susie must have the roughest fuckin sex life. Toto seems the type to be a pussy whipped motherfucker, and susie probably likes being called mummy.
Austin Sanders
You must be new
Brayden Cook
I thought it was because Ricciardo was better at sims and quali
Cameron Wright
I don't visit /spee/ much, I only really come for the race threads. I've been on other boards for far longer than healthy though.
Dominic Taylor
Sup Forums is shit la, /f1/ isn't.
Jaxon Sullivan
>tfw living in the era after motorsport was ruined by safety
Will Charlie follow Bernie btw? Not sure if I could bare starts under safety car again.
Mason White
This year will be an Enstone year!
John Collins
Nice post m8
Charlie is a FIA man, based Carey can't BTFO him, probably he will die during a race at the age of 103
>inb4 implying F1 will survive that long
Nathaniel Garcia
>I thought it was because Ricciardo was better at sims and quali
How the fuck does being better at a shitty Maxxis/EA game make Ricshitto better than Handsome Vergne???
Liam Lopez
:/ I miss Peter Brock
David Lewis
Wellington was/is a crazier circuit than Monaco, Macau and Pau
>pit wall is knee high to a fuckin grasshopper >tractor tyres for kerbs >the fact that the apart from the pit straight, there are NO walls >there's a fucking gate on the track >a single lane over the bridge
Logan Sanders
I miss Mini's and Civic's running around Bathurst
Charles Long
>meanwhile 2 weeks ago
Noah Gomez
Why do you have to be such a masochist man, he will win, then you are free.
Juan Foster
I meant around the Falcons and Torana's, but that's fine too
>youtube video stabilization >on any motorsport video, ever
at least he isn't shit at driving
Luke Hughes
Here's a good interview with Tavo Hellmund, about the now-dead prospect of him and his investors buying Manor (and a mention about other interested investors, including Ron Dennis).
For someone who is clever, Fitzpatrick really should have done more research about what he was getting into.
Colton Collins
felt like posting this
Charles Bailey
FUCK! Not Darren!!
glad Brucie made it, though
Andrew Bennett
Sauber has a new color scheme since Banco do Brasil is no longer a sponsor. They showed up in Barcelona with this painted on their trucks, so the new car is probably some combination of white, navy blue, and gold.
Toro Rosso is likely going to be the color of the no sugar red bull cans, McLaren are black/orange, and Renault were rumoured in 2016 to switch to a light blue color scheme. Seems like blue is the new gray.
Brody Morris
I kind of hate kangaroos for this exact reason. One ran out in front of me once and I slammed on the breaks really fucking hard, and you know what the fucking kangaroo did? It just fucking stood there and looked at me, had to blast the horn at it and start rolling forwards for it to piss off. Not to mention Kangaroos are violent and always try to pick fights with just about everything.
Jason Reed
Apparently the new renault has green on it.
Jacob Jones
Yeah roos are dumb as fuck. We do a yearly fishing trip up the Cape and my younger brother's car seems to be a fucking magnet for them - I think his kill count is about 11 in five trips for him
Jonathan Evans
Almost as dumb as possums
Lucas Lewis
have you ever fought a "roo"?
Henry Walker
No, thank fuck. They're bloody vicious.
I've put down an injured one at the roadside, but that doesn't really count.
Jacob Flores
We benetton now
Dominic Brooks
No, probably wouldn't want as they have sharp claws on their feet and one of there main ways of fighting is gouging their opponents groin with their claws.
Elijah Campbell
who /teamfloersch/?
Sebastian Brown
who is this semen demon?
Brandon Rodriguez
More like /teamsploosh/ amirite?
Joshua Anderson
doesn't she sound like a gravel machine though
Lucas White
That sounds based, altough I would prefer them to stay yellow.
Angel Perry
>not liking the german accent
Dude you're not worthy
Evan Lee
Would like to get under her amour, if you know what I mean
Colton Thomas
>german likes his women sounding like men
Why am I not surprised
Dominic Hernandez
Striped toothpaste was invented by a New Yorker named Leonard Lawrence Marraffino in 1955. The patent was subsequently sold to Unilever, who marketed the novelty under the 'Stripe' brand-name in the early 1960s. This was followed by the introduction of the 'Signal' brand in Europe in 1965. Although 'Stripe' was initially very successful, it never again achieved the 8% market share that it cornered during its second year.
Marraffino's design, which remains in use for single-color stripes, is simple. The main material, usually white, sits at the crimp end of the toothpaste tube and makes up most of its bulk. A thin pipe, through which that carrier material will flow, descends from the nozzle to it. The stripe-material (this was red in 'Stripe') fills the gap between the carrier material and the top of the tube. The two materials are not in separate compartments, however they are sufficiently viscous that they will not mix. When pressure is applied to the toothpaste tube, the main material squeezes down the thin pipe to the nozzle. Simultaneously, the pressure applied to the main material causes pressure to be forwarded to the stripe material, which thereby issues out through small holes (in the side of the pipe) onto the main carrier material as it is passing those holes.
In 1990 Colgate-Palmolive was granted a patent for two differently colored stripes. In this scheme, the inner pipe has a cone-shaped plastic guard around it, and about halfway up its length. Between the guard and the nozzle-end of the tube is a space for the material for one color, which issues out of holes in the pipe. On the other side of the guard is space for second stripe-material, which has its own set of holes.
Striped toothpaste should not be confused with layered toothpaste. Layered toothpaste requires a multi-chamber design, in which two or three layers extrude out of the nozzle. This scheme is more complicated than either the Marraffino design or the Colgate design.
Noah Campbell
>weak manlets like weak women because they can't handle the banter
Why am I not surprised
Kevin Myers
Germans/Immigrant lads is this a cutie for you lot or no?
Oliver Rodriguez
I'd like to stick my erect penis in her vagina multiple times and then ejaculate inside her, if you know what I mean :^)
(hint: really subtle)
Jaxson Watson
46/60 posts are Australia/Kiwis
Well done britain.
Eli Garcia
It took me a while, but I think I caught your drift.
I'd do something similar, but I'd promise her I'd pull out then I'd depart after I finished in her and leave her with a fake name and number
>dat captcha
Ian Bell
>Renault were rumoured in 2016 to switch to a light blue color scheme
Wtf no, I want the bananas
>Toro Rosso is likely going to be the color of the no sugar red bull cans
Read about that, someone imagined something like pic related but I don't think so
Isaiah Ward
MALWARENADO FUCK UP BEFORE PULLING OUT CONFIRMED.
You're a daddy now :^)
Wyatt Perry
At least if our bastard child makes it to F1 I'll get good tickets
Camden Harris
You are wrong, this is saubers new colors
Ian Taylor
Gotta leave it to you to always find something good about it.
>captcha find stop signs >zero stop signs >pic is a fucking forest >click random tree >accepted
Wut
Elijah Brooks
...
Gabriel Hughes
I have never met any women that could handle banter. Jokes, yes, banter, no.
William Brooks
>Curry Tits puts her in car for FP sessions >Unable to fit into cockpit if they ever add HALO >Still better than Jorda though desu
Sebastian Murphy
Little did Great Britain know that when they sent 11 ships departing from Portsmouth in 1788 were they laying the foundations of the worlds next great shitposting and low quality content generating empire, Australia and it's subsequent bastard offspring New Zuliea'and.
Thanks Bongland.
Chase Richardson
>race karts since young age >end up becoming to T H I C C to fit in cars Women BTFO
Luke Myers
>be in school since young age >end up becoming too THICK to spell Australians BTFO
Andrew Nguyen
>be empire since young age >end up too THICKE to maintain colonies Britain BTFO
Adrian Rivera
Google knows literally everything you ever posted. How does that make you feel? Victoria will never look at me the same again if my history leaks.
Noah Long
Where is this Jos Verstappen pic from?
Juan Bennett
>not knowing basic normie memes >end up exposing yourself as a first time internet user Daryl BTFO
Thomas Phillips
thats not how that meme works though
Jack Reyes
>He doesn't know how to properly adapt memes
Nigel BTFO.
yeah
Christian Williams
>properly
I'll beat both of you in a meme off any day
Nathan Gonzalez
Can Americans like F1?
Evan Hernandez
>I'll beat off both of you any day
FTFY
No. Go back to your smelly ARCA thread.
Juan Jenkins
Alright
Matthew Hill
I'm applying it literally
2bh though I spelled 'too' as 'to', so you got that right. But I also had a stroke so idgaf about you're fucked up language
M8 I've been down with the best teeth in the game since 2011, you can't outmeme me.
Only if they're illegal aliens
Henry Howard
made yourself look a right twat there
T H I C C is official slang now, I was only referring to the 'to', memeateur.
Joshua Sanders
I think you need a successful American there. Maybe Haas can change it.
Aaron Hill
Well then shit, Floersch would know my name. Reverting to plan B of fathering an F1 wunderkind
Benjamin Lee
>damage control the post Might wanna blur your house on google maps
Hunter Foster
>nightly autism in /f1/
Isaiah Cox
>16:38 >nightly
Jack Butler
>implying it's not dark in your winter shithole
Adam Watson
How do drivers recover from back injuries like Wehrlein currently or Bottas in 2015?
Evan Hall
>not operating on superior AWST +8 it's 2341, Fritz
