Why don't you have a gf user?

Why don't you have a gf user?

waste of time

Because I'm fucked.

Porn of these things

Friendzoned Forever

this. I've got better things to do, like get ready for college and whatnot.

No real reason. I would guess that because I find the idea of a gf more attractive than an actual gf. Either way, I am not a good enough man for any girl, so, I accept my life as a virgin cuck til the day it all ends.

Just fuck a trap you nigger

Why does Op never ask "Why don't you have a bf user" ?

Do women not want boyfriends?

Women dont use Sup Forums

Because this isn't your safe space.

Because she cheated on me.

Those who do are land whales.

I need a dimepiece that smells as good as McDonald's fry grease.

Because I fucked her friends and became a pariah.

The closest thing to females that are on here are traps

This

my first post on Sup Forums. somone point me where i need to go to raid?

The pain hurts too much to put it on another person

Because I don't want one.

You need to go away, summerfag

I've gone so long without pursuing any sort of relationship that I no longer even feel the impulse to try. In fact I don't just not pursue it, I actively avoid it. I'm honestly at the point where even if I notice a girl is flirting with me I don't respond and try to get out of the situation as quickly as possible. I would have no idea how to relate to GF if I had one; I'd probably see it as an intrusion into my life tbh.

Because I'm engaged

There are 2 kinds of people

I got friendzoned by the love of my life, fucked her one more time, and never called her cheating ass back for the friend zoning, its been 5 years and never looked back lol Friend told me recently she can't find a stead date, yeah bitch cause you are selfish and like every other girl lol

she can't find a steady* date

There are three kinds of women in my life. The first are women I want that don't want me back. The second are women that want me that I don't want back. The third are women with boyfriends or husbands and we fall for each other, and we get incredibly close and we both want each other so much until they feel too guilty to continue so they cut me out of their life and act like I don't exist.

Happiness is for other people.

real nigga shit

at least get some random hooker when you are bored so you don't lose your mind if you get desperate for actual sex

Improve yourself then.

I'm poor

tinder, bumble, plenty of fish, okc, nothing ever works or lasts more than a few weeks to a month.

I cant find love. and i always end up desperately alone. get hit with the, your a nice guy but im not ready for a relationship, or im not over my ex, or i dont know what I want, or i just want to fool around.

either that or get friendzone by the really pretty ones

trying to approach random strangers always fails miserably and you realize they will try to be nice but decline

there isnt anyhope for me.. meanwhile my chad friends fall ass backwards into multiple girls who say they love them every night meanwhile they cheat on said girls like nothing all the time. its like the undeserving find love like that while the good men who just want to find one nice girl to treat right always lose.

i have one friend who married his tinder match. lol

its like life is on everyone elses side but mine. im doomed. 6 yrs of trying with tons of girls to forge something real. show them love, a good heart, care. but none of that matters does it? in the end a Simple good man isnt enough in this age. im only 25. im decent looking and all. not balding, fit, strong genes...but i guess im not enough of an asshole? i dont go clubbing enough? i dunno.

i just want a simple life. simple girl to chill with and see the world with. but the models are just out of reach and club sluts are used and mentally checked out of decent standards.


ill die alone when my time is done... Just to hear i love you is more of a challenge than me getting to the moon.

Havent found one good girl that wants something real with a man thats actually genuine. maybe ill have to wait till im 45 to find some used up mid life nobody out of some inner city who is on her last legs..

I'm poor and I can't drive.

Also might be gay.

Or bi.

Fuck it.

i am getting a bride from over seas. do her tits look good?

That's just it though, I literally don't care about actual sex anymore. I fap about once a day usually and that's it. The idea of having real sex with a human just doesn't even interest me at this point. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm not particularly depressed about it and I figure I'm at least saving money on hookers and girlfriends, so it seems like one of those situations where if it's not broke there's no need to try to fix it.

My wife would be upset

I'm poor, unattractive and unromantic. I gave up compleatly when a hooker told me to "find a girl with a nice personality."

Last girl I was flirting with told me she was gay when I tried to make a move
She was probably lying because I wasn't cute enough or whatever but now I'm just don't care enough to try and flirt with girls
Fuck all these hots.

Cause I have 3

It's called wizardry. I'm the same, having a relationship or sex seems as likely as getting super powers at this point, so I tend to focus on more realistic goals.

Because I'm awkward as fuck and I have social anxiety. Not bad looking though and my dick is 7 inches so you'd think that would help.

So much this but I'm still gonna try, some people get laid so easily it's insane so if I put in effort it might happen for me. I just don't want to embarrass myself if it every does happen.

I have a college degree now too. You'd think the girls would be all over me but nope.

Because im too much of a bitch thats easily manipulated and now im a woman hating asshole that use bitches for fun and try to break them

Only recently ended one relationship, currently dating another girl that seems like prime gf material.

yeah there's nothing more attractive than a college degree

orignal guy you replied to but I am in the same boat, I am more afraid of sweating my ass off more than the girl and creeping her out, I don't really exercise anymore, no point, I get into enough random street fights to keep me healthy enough for the future lol I used to make girls SWEAT but once you inherit alot of money and don't need to be a insecure broke try hard, life is much more relaxing.

Because these days like 80% of even remotely decent looking women are absolute sluts

The other 20% are either too wholesome or just vanilla as fuck

too wholesome? I'd kill for a little bit of wholesome

Cause I'm a tryhard and a failure at the same time

Vanilla? What's wrong with white girls?

Because i'm a fcking loser

There must be something off-putting to every single on of us

Wholesome people are good, if they're like your family members or something. Apart from that wholesome people massively bore me..

Vanilla means not adventurous sex-wise, in case you weren't trolling

Because i'm a depressed, self-hating piece of shit that's way too fucking obsessive

Lol yeah I was trolling. I thought it'd be funny but really it was cringy. This is why im single.

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I'm such a fucking retard

>mfw I'm a wholesome supportive gf but also a straight dude